Bouncers are fuckers

I fucking hate them so much.

fuck fuck fuck

I know I just worked with them for like 2 months but they really are a pain in my motherfucking ass.

I hope they die early and suck cocks in hell.

I know I wasn't suppose to say this, but bouncers are below me. They are waaaay below anyone for that matter.

Giving me orders and instructions are not acceptable. Even my manager said I was being too nice to them for following what they say.

Today, I reached my limit. For fuck's sake, the bouncer finally quit.

I don't ever care. Just do some ass-fucking job outside if you can find any.

You think I don't have money??

A customer ALMOST threw money directly on my face today. Fucker

I asked him to pay cover charge (which was only RM28) that night and he immediately accused me of saying he's poor and cannot open bottle.

WTF man! He even showed me his wallet (which was not even impressively thick). When he showed me all the 'money' in his wallet, I said,

" Sir, I know you have a lot of money. So you can pay the cover charge which is only RM28"

Now this time, he took out his money and start threatening me to throw the money on my face. Obviously I got worked up pretty badly and ALMOST punched him.

He made his way to the counter while I gave him the coldest stare ever. He kept saying, "You stupid guy, you're so stupid. Think I cannot pay ah? Stupid-lah you."

Obviously he's a Chinese drunktard who thinks he's rich when he's not.

After that I complained to the chief bouncer and he gladly dragged him out to have a talk with him.

That guy, which was as fucked as he was, accused me of saying bad things to him! Mother of fuck! I hope he died.

So the bouncer just let him go and party away. But after that, during closing, the guy went out to see me and requested an apology.

Of course, me being me, said harshly, "I won't apologize. I did nothing to you".

I said that to him right in front of my managers.

2010's resolutions finally made in February!

Which means, I have taken every aspect into consideration very thoroughly.

Hope I can fulfill almost every single resolution! Unlike last year's, which I did managed to fulfill slowly. Note: SLOWLY.

This year's list:

1. Be the best employee ever. Since I'm already employed now, I'd like to make this one of my priorities this year. I don't know how am I supposed to be the 'best' but I'll just try to avoid MANY mistakes.

2. Be the best student ever. Well I know this will be impossible, since I'm not gifted academically. Of course, my definition of 'best' in this case would be arriving in class the earliest, finishing assignments on time, and everything in between.

3. Dump stupid so-called friends when they're not being supportive. I already have one in mind. Watch out.

4. Every gift needs to be in the form of gift cards or certificates. Trust me, I was never good with presents. Why not get a gift card from me and spend on what you wanted?

5. Pay bills on time! Mom, no thanks.

6. Travel to other countries every chance I get. Already have loads in mind! All I have left to think about is leave approval from work, study and bank.

7. Stop yapping in Twitter and Facebook and spend more time on books. Yeah right. Like this will happen anytime soon.

8. Stop showing other people my payslip. I know, people gets jealous easily. I just can't help it. haha!

9. Lose weight. Okay, I kind of already fulfilled this one already and it's only February! Yeay!

10. Stop making New Year's resolutions when I know I'll less likely to follow them. No more next year, I promise!

I cannot believe I just clicked on this

This girl is seriously crazy and lack of attention.

(Not to mention, super-fucked up!)

http://tilatequilaomg.com/

p/s: It's still fun to read her tweets though! hahaha

Hot Chinese Girls Doing Their Thing!

This is not some cheap porno video of China girls!! DO NOT JERK OFF!!!

If any of you haven't been to The Opera, well here's your chance to catch a sneak peak of the circus performances we have here.

IMPORTANT: Please reduce the volume on your speakers before clicking 'Play'. The sound is just too loud.





Thanks to one of the customers who kindly enough uploading it to YouTube. I promise we'll have a more proper videos for all you guys to watch.

I'm officially boxed out

Like really boxed out.

I guess with the work and everything, no more hangout with friends.

I needed the 2 weeks trip so bad.

Just 2 weeks and I'll be rejuvenated to my old self.

Or possibly emerging a new one?

Sorry I missed the one last dinner.

Don't judge me, I'm only human.

So rumor has been spreading around my work that I am overpaid for doing such an easy job.

OMG WTF? Do you really think it's THAT easy? Fuck off.

Last month I worked 12 hours a day, 7 days a week okay! That's why my pay was unusually high.

I know I've been sitting around and doing nothing but that's only because my job is depending on the customer.

No customer, no job. Simple.

And I've also been receiving a lot of tips lately and today, a customer even gave me a ride home!

Well if you're doing a good job, people notice.

If you're jealous, I suggest you fuck off.

Testing

Blogging from the main entrance of The Opera

Who wanted the password for our wifi? LOL


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Can I be a good BAD boy this year?

Please?

I can't wait for the thing this coming thing later that thing.

Malays are not allowed to enter

Yes you read that right.

Malays are not allowed to enter. And no, not entering this blog.

They are not allowed to enter The Opera. Apparently we do not allow any Muslims in.

But the many feedback I received every time I tried to prevent them from going in was,

"But you're working here aren't you?"

LOL. How am I suppose to answer that? But whatever, I didn't make the rules okay!

Vomit fest

The number of visitors in The Opera keep increasing every single week.

On Saturdays, especially. It feels like New Year's Eve every Saturday. Seriously

And of course, the number of people getting drunk and throwing up on the streets also increases.

Keep on partying hard people.

What's a male GRO?

I don't get it.

What's a male GRO?

Wait, scratch that. What's a GRO?

Fuck I really don't know what the mother of crap does that mean.

shit shit shit

Why am I so anxious? I just received my business card (with my name! Yeay!) from The Opera last night.

Not so weird right? But they're teasing me like hell! Apparently, as stated by one of my managers, I'm the first and the ONLY male GRO in Malaysia.

WTF much?

(They also told me that GRO stands for Guest Relation Officer. If it's true, why are they teasing me?)

 fuckers

Where is everybody going?

Apparently everyone is going somewhere, doing something.

Of course, I wouldn't want to miss out that opportunity when it came knocking on my doorstep.

The only thing that gets me going good these days is the fact that I am about to embark on a very exciting journey this March.

No, it's not about me pursuing my studies in degree. It's more than that.

In fact, it is all going to happen right in my very own mouth.

Intrigued?

Who eats oatmeal?

Apparently not this guy.

www.theoatmeal.com

Read it and laugh your fucking ass off.

Seriously, I did.

New post? Anyone?

Finally I had the chance to blog after a while. Well I actually did had the time to blog but I chose not to.

Anyway, I have been working a lot so far and even skipped a lot of my classes. Lecturers has been complaining and all I do is ignore them. LOL

Whatever.

I feel like I'm not a part of college anymore. Probably because I'm the oldest in the bunch. Huh. I have no time for friends and focused more towards work.

This post sucks. I'll post up better one next time. And by next time, I meant next month. haha!