The last one was so funny, I crapped myself laughing. LMFAO!
Zeus is an adulterous son of a bitch!
I'm like so into Greek myths right now since I'm doing a research paper on them.
Greek myths are so weird yet they're very interesting.
Like Athena for example. Yeah we all know that she's the goddess of war and good citizenship whatever. But did you know that she had sex with an ugly god, Hephaistos if I'm not mistaken or Hermes, whichever it was, she felt so embarassed that when he cum inside her, Athena purposely disappeared so that the semen would fall onto the ground.
That's not even the weirdest part. The semen that fell apparently can still generate another being. Which I forgot his name but he was kinda important in Greek myth for some reason.
I guess that's in their gene since Athena was born in a similar weird department. Zeus swallowed her mother, Metis, when she was still pregnant with Athena. So Hermes, being the god of smiths, used his axe to cut open Zeus's head because he had a headache. And then that's when Athena came flying off from Zeus's head. Weird.
Why am I talking about Athena? She's a nobody. I wanna talk about Zeus. haha
Apparently Zeus had so many lovers which made her wife, Hera, came after them and his many love child.
Zeus had sex with bot goddess and mortal being. But of course, he didn't use his own appearance to have sex with mortals.
He would have sex with Hercules's mother, Alcmene, by raping her through a golden shower. I found this funny.
He would also turn into swan and raped some mortal in some forest. Again funny.
He would also turn into a thunderbolt and raped some mortal in some tower. Ain't that bitch supposed to be dead getting raped by a thunderbolt?
He would also turn into a bull and again, raped another helpless mortal in some castle. Why the fuck would you have sex with a bull anyway?
Try saying that to Pasiphae, King Minos's wife who had sex with a white bull. The bull was a gift from Poseidon, the god of ocean for King Minos to sacrifice. When King Minos neglected to sacrifice the bull, Poseidon asked Aphrodite, the goddess of love, to charm Pasiphae to fell in love with the bull.
So she did, and Daedalus, a mortal who was so good with crafts and inventions, created a hollow bull so that Pasiphae could go inside and had sex with the bull. WTF. Of course, there's no condom fit for a bull, so Pasiphae gave birth to Minotaur, half bull and half human.
Speaking of Daedalus, he is so good, that when he created statues of horses, it was so real they had to chain the statues down so that they won't run away! King Minos didn't want anyone to hire Daedalus for anything but himself, so he locked him and his son, Icarus, in his prison. Both of them tried to escape by inventing wings from feathers and wax, which I think you how it ended.
Greek mythology is nothing if not tragic. The story of Oedipus was a good example.
He received a prophecy from an oracle which says that his son will kill him and marry his wife, Jocasta, and then takes over his kingdom. So he would never had sex with his wife because let's face it, they didn't have any birth control back then. One night when he was drunk, they had sex, and Jocasta gave birth to their baby. (I forgot his name).
Afraid, he put his baby in some mountain to let the baby die there. To ensure that the baby can't crawl or anything, he stabbed the baby's foot. Apparently that made the baby cried louder and was founded by some guy. The guy brought the baby back to his land and gave it to his king to adopt. How easy it is to be a King's son! haha
So when the boy grew up, he received a prophecy from the same oracle saying that he will murder his father and married his mother. He misread the prophecy and thought it will be in his current kingdom so he fled north, to his original birthplace without knowing anything.
Along the way, his foot was ran over by a chariot. Without apologizing, he murdered everyone in the chariot which evidently was Oedipus and his crews. So he fulfilled the first prophecy, which is to murder his father.
So the boy went to the kingdom and married Jocasta, the widow of Oedipus. Again, he fulfilled the second prophecy, to marry his mother. But no one knows of this until they had three kids. Ew this is completely gross.
Isn't Greek myth fascinating? haha
Greek myths are so weird yet they're very interesting.
Like Athena for example. Yeah we all know that she's the goddess of war and good citizenship whatever. But did you know that she had sex with an ugly god, Hephaistos if I'm not mistaken or Hermes, whichever it was, she felt so embarassed that when he cum inside her, Athena purposely disappeared so that the semen would fall onto the ground.
That's not even the weirdest part. The semen that fell apparently can still generate another being. Which I forgot his name but he was kinda important in Greek myth for some reason.
I guess that's in their gene since Athena was born in a similar weird department. Zeus swallowed her mother, Metis, when she was still pregnant with Athena. So Hermes, being the god of smiths, used his axe to cut open Zeus's head because he had a headache. And then that's when Athena came flying off from Zeus's head. Weird.
Why am I talking about Athena? She's a nobody. I wanna talk about Zeus. haha
Apparently Zeus had so many lovers which made her wife, Hera, came after them and his many love child.
Zeus had sex with bot goddess and mortal being. But of course, he didn't use his own appearance to have sex with mortals.
He would have sex with Hercules's mother, Alcmene, by raping her through a golden shower. I found this funny.
He would also turn into swan and raped some mortal in some forest. Again funny.
He would also turn into a thunderbolt and raped some mortal in some tower. Ain't that bitch supposed to be dead getting raped by a thunderbolt?
He would also turn into a bull and again, raped another helpless mortal in some castle. Why the fuck would you have sex with a bull anyway?
Try saying that to Pasiphae, King Minos's wife who had sex with a white bull. The bull was a gift from Poseidon, the god of ocean for King Minos to sacrifice. When King Minos neglected to sacrifice the bull, Poseidon asked Aphrodite, the goddess of love, to charm Pasiphae to fell in love with the bull.
So she did, and Daedalus, a mortal who was so good with crafts and inventions, created a hollow bull so that Pasiphae could go inside and had sex with the bull. WTF. Of course, there's no condom fit for a bull, so Pasiphae gave birth to Minotaur, half bull and half human.
Speaking of Daedalus, he is so good, that when he created statues of horses, it was so real they had to chain the statues down so that they won't run away! King Minos didn't want anyone to hire Daedalus for anything but himself, so he locked him and his son, Icarus, in his prison. Both of them tried to escape by inventing wings from feathers and wax, which I think you how it ended.
Greek mythology is nothing if not tragic. The story of Oedipus was a good example.
He received a prophecy from an oracle which says that his son will kill him and marry his wife, Jocasta, and then takes over his kingdom. So he would never had sex with his wife because let's face it, they didn't have any birth control back then. One night when he was drunk, they had sex, and Jocasta gave birth to their baby. (I forgot his name).
Afraid, he put his baby in some mountain to let the baby die there. To ensure that the baby can't crawl or anything, he stabbed the baby's foot. Apparently that made the baby cried louder and was founded by some guy. The guy brought the baby back to his land and gave it to his king to adopt. How easy it is to be a King's son! haha
So when the boy grew up, he received a prophecy from the same oracle saying that he will murder his father and married his mother. He misread the prophecy and thought it will be in his current kingdom so he fled north, to his original birthplace without knowing anything.
Along the way, his foot was ran over by a chariot. Without apologizing, he murdered everyone in the chariot which evidently was Oedipus and his crews. So he fulfilled the first prophecy, which is to murder his father.
So the boy went to the kingdom and married Jocasta, the widow of Oedipus. Again, he fulfilled the second prophecy, to marry his mother. But no one knows of this until they had three kids. Ew this is completely gross.
Isn't Greek myth fascinating? haha
Malaysians should NEVER, EVER use Facebook.
I've been jumping from page to page in Facebook, and it made me sad and angry at the same time.
I read all the comments, and every single one of them is in broken English.
It's too broken, it's not even funny anymore. I know my English is also entry-level, but theirs are worst man.
Again, no offense to other people. Just the ones who uses Facebook.
Which narrows it to everyone.
Don't hate me because of this. You know I'm right.
I read all the comments, and every single one of them is in broken English.
It's too broken, it's not even funny anymore. I know my English is also entry-level, but theirs are worst man.
Again, no offense to other people. Just the ones who uses Facebook.
Which narrows it to everyone.
Don't hate me because of this. You know I'm right.
I have a pong lenis!
Or was it long penis?
LOL!
Anyway I found this link, which is the 25 most hilarious WiFi network names.
Check it out. You'll be laughing hard.
Oh and they're cool!
http://www.holytaco.com/25-hilarious-wifi-network-names
LOL!
Anyway I found this link, which is the 25 most hilarious WiFi network names.
Check it out. You'll be laughing hard.
Oh and they're cool!
http://www.holytaco.com/25-hilarious-wifi-network-names
Blog Updated!
I've updated my Movie Review blog with a review of
The Twilight Saga: New Moon.
Hardcore fans, don't read it!
http://www.reveudefilms.blogspot.com
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