Not in a cheesy, lovey dovey way!
I kept reminiscing those horror movies that left me sobbing, panting for breath and soaking wet with piss.
It's true. So I searched on YouTube for this so called 'horror' movies that I liked and I really hope you guys could go download these fucking movies and watch them! The coolest horror movies countdown!
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I would blog if I could but I can't
This is so irritating!
Not only I couldn't blog, but I wanted to!!!
Huh?
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I wanted to upload pictures from my Langkawi trip while making fun of them, but I seriously could not do what was planned evilly.
Everytime I tried uploading pictures, it got stucked and was never uploaded. Bitch.
I have so many wacky pictures to blog about, and like I said, while making fun of them. hahaha
Probably that was one of the curse I brought back from the stupid island.
Didn't know what I meant? That is why I need to blog about it! To explain!!!! Ugh stupid blogger fucker
Not only I couldn't blog, but I wanted to!!!
Huh?
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I wanted to upload pictures from my Langkawi trip while making fun of them, but I seriously could not do what was planned evilly.
Everytime I tried uploading pictures, it got stucked and was never uploaded. Bitch.
I have so many wacky pictures to blog about, and like I said, while making fun of them. hahaha
Probably that was one of the curse I brought back from the stupid island.
Didn't know what I meant? That is why I need to blog about it! To explain!!!! Ugh stupid blogger fucker
I think people in Langkawi are horrible
Yes, this is coming truly from my heart.
I don't get why would they praise this woman (Mahsuri) so bad, that they put her name on everything just because it brings luck?
Ugh
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I don't get why would they praise this woman (Mahsuri) so bad, that they put her name on everything just because it brings luck?
Ugh
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This is not a hate post, just something I noticed while I was there.
I don't blame the locals entirely, but it was weird for a Muslim nation who does not worship anything/anyone other than Allah.
It was totally contradicted.
Okay I'm saying this because if you go to Mahsuri's mausoleum, there's a well called the Mahsuri Well (duhhhh!!).
And people would go there to wash their feet, face or whatever it is that you could wash in public.
Eventhough it is stated there, the water from the well doesn't bring anything to anyone, people would still do it.
Hello, you're believing in nonsense!
Mahsuri was only a normal human being who was killed and managed to curse the land for 7 generation.
Was that kind of, special?
(She came to my dream the other day, she's scary)
OMG someone creepy from BU is stalking me!!!!!!!!!!!
I just received the grosses (is that a word?) message ever!
And it's not a text message, it's not even an email message!
I find it really weird. Did anyone get it?
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And it's not a text message, it's not even an email message!
I find it really weird. Did anyone get it?
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I received it from Blogger United! OMG WTF
It doesn't have any profile!
This is what the message looked like:
"Hi Dear My name is miss Princes saw your profile today at (www.bloggerunited.com) and became intrested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send an email to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom i am Hered is my email address,(Princes_buba@yahoo.com) I believe we can move from here! I am waiting for your mail to my email address above. Princes. (Remeber the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life) Princes_buba@yahoo.com please reply me with my email"
OMG right? hahahahahaha and creepy stalker. The worst part is, this could be from a guy!!!!
FUCK
The downside of Digi Broadband
I've been complimenting Digi Broadband so much, I didn't even get any free gifts!
LOL.
But of course, not everything is perfect.
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After trying out Digi Broadband here in Gloria Jeans for almost every day now, I found a couple downsides of Digi Broadband.
First of all, it doesn't allow me to have fun with Twitter! Sounds dirty, but I'm actually having a hard time opening Twitter webpage everytime! Sucks.
It also have a habit of disconnecting from time to time but it'll only took you a few seconds to get it back on track.
OMG that's it! hahahahahahahahaa
Think Digi is the right broadband for you?
It is for me!
LOL.
But of course, not everything is perfect.
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After trying out Digi Broadband here in Gloria Jeans for almost every day now, I found a couple downsides of Digi Broadband.
First of all, it doesn't allow me to have fun with Twitter! Sounds dirty, but I'm actually having a hard time opening Twitter webpage everytime! Sucks.
It also have a habit of disconnecting from time to time but it'll only took you a few seconds to get it back on track.
OMG that's it! hahahahahahahahaa
Think Digi is the right broadband for you?
It is for me!
We were ALMOST arrested in Langkawi THREE times!!!!
I know it seems ridiculous, but it's true!!
Fucking road blocks are all over the place!!
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At first, I let my friend drove. And she doesn't possess any driver's license. I was scared when I saw the police stopped us.
The three of us smiled like we never smiled before and it looked retarded. LOL
They just let us go since probably all of us looked Malay (fucking racists! them, not me. haha)
The next time was when we wanted to pick up two other friends at the airport since they were late. So I let another friend of mine drove, who AGAIN, doesn't possess a license.
This time, the police stopped us, and asked for her license!
She said she left it at the hotel, but of course we lied. She doesn't have any.
The police somehow knew we lied, and immediately asked us to go get her license while she wait there. Obviously we were stumped, and had to tell the truth. Ugh
In order to NOT get a ticket, we worked out a deal.
You can see how corrupted police officers are.
They asked her to sing one fucking song.
OMG STUPID.
So she sang, I forgot what song it was! LOL. Anyway, the police officer was so fucked up, they turn up the volume of their walkie talkies so that other officers could hear her sing.
WTF
After that we were let go without a charge and I drove this time.
Unfortunately for us, a few minutes later we encounter the same road block, same officers because we went to the same road! I didn't where to park okay!
They stopped us again, but this time, they asked for my friend's phone number. Horny bitches!
She gave them my phone number (bitch!) and they called later that night.
I was like LOL-ing the whole night. It was retarded.
Oh oh I have a picture as evidence! The officer was afraid when one of my friends took out her phone camera and asked her to put it away. If you saw the look on their faces, they were REALLY scared!
Fucking road blocks are all over the place!!
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At first, I let my friend drove. And she doesn't possess any driver's license. I was scared when I saw the police stopped us.
The three of us smiled like we never smiled before and it looked retarded. LOL
They just let us go since probably all of us looked Malay (fucking racists! them, not me. haha)
The next time was when we wanted to pick up two other friends at the airport since they were late. So I let another friend of mine drove, who AGAIN, doesn't possess a license.
This time, the police stopped us, and asked for her license!
She said she left it at the hotel, but of course we lied. She doesn't have any.
The police somehow knew we lied, and immediately asked us to go get her license while she wait there. Obviously we were stumped, and had to tell the truth. Ugh
In order to NOT get a ticket, we worked out a deal.
You can see how corrupted police officers are.
They asked her to sing one fucking song.
OMG STUPID.
So she sang, I forgot what song it was! LOL. Anyway, the police officer was so fucked up, they turn up the volume of their walkie talkies so that other officers could hear her sing.
WTF
After that we were let go without a charge and I drove this time.
Unfortunately for us, a few minutes later we encounter the same road block, same officers because we went to the same road! I didn't where to park okay!
They stopped us again, but this time, they asked for my friend's phone number. Horny bitches!
She gave them my phone number (bitch!) and they called later that night.
I was like LOL-ing the whole night. It was retarded.
Oh oh I have a picture as evidence! The officer was afraid when one of my friends took out her phone camera and asked her to put it away. If you saw the look on their faces, they were REALLY scared!
LOL!
How was my Langkawi trip?
It was fun, mythical, and EPIC!
LOL!
I'll be posting about my trip in several posts, because there are loads to blog about!
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I'm just gonna explain briefly what happen since the first day in Langkawi.
We arrived at the airport at night, and immediately went to the car rental service to rent a car.
Okay normally a car rental agency would not rent their cars to probation drivers and you HAVE to be 21 years old.
BUT, they were so desperate to rent out their car, they didn't even ask for my driver's license or my identification card!
I thought, okay this is too easy. So I get to the car, now I know why they're so desperate!
The car was horrible! ALL the windows are not functioning, the radio tuner is like the ones in the 50s, and the fuel gauge is broken! WTF
But hell, it was cheap! Only MYR220 for 3 days! Normally it would cost around MYR280 for 2 days, but looking at the car, not worth it. LOL
(OMG This is not brief!!! I lied!!!)
I think I'll continue in the next post.
LOL!
I'll be posting about my trip in several posts, because there are loads to blog about!
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I'm just gonna explain briefly what happen since the first day in Langkawi.
We arrived at the airport at night, and immediately went to the car rental service to rent a car.
Okay normally a car rental agency would not rent their cars to probation drivers and you HAVE to be 21 years old.
BUT, they were so desperate to rent out their car, they didn't even ask for my driver's license or my identification card!
I thought, okay this is too easy. So I get to the car, now I know why they're so desperate!
The car was horrible! ALL the windows are not functioning, the radio tuner is like the ones in the 50s, and the fuel gauge is broken! WTF
But hell, it was cheap! Only MYR220 for 3 days! Normally it would cost around MYR280 for 2 days, but looking at the car, not worth it. LOL
(OMG This is not brief!!! I lied!!!)
I think I'll continue in the next post.
Ain't this cool?
I want one!!
Get me one?
I only have the non-branded ones! LOL
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It's the retro Wayfarer Sunglasses! I like I like!!
I didn't the ones I bid on eBay and it's a Ray Ban!
Or was it Ray-Ban?
LOL!
Get me one?
I only have the non-branded ones! LOL
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It's the retro Wayfarer Sunglasses! I like I like!!
I didn't the ones I bid on eBay and it's a Ray Ban!
Or was it Ray-Ban?
LOL!
Can I promote Gloria Jean's and get free drinks?
Please?
I've been coming to your outlet everyday for 2 weeks!
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Okay I'm not begging.
Gloria Jean's staff in Sunway Pyramid outlet has been so nice to me!
I know I've been coming there like everyday but even the first day I went they're already nice.
First, the cute girl at the register. She's pretty and cool!
You know the Frequent Sipper Club card? Where you drink 10 drinks and get one free?
She handed the card to me with 5 drinks already marked! COOL!
And the other guy at the counter was nice too. His name is Zulkarnain I think. And he kept saying this,
"Oh you have the sipper card right? I still remember you from yesterday"
He said that to me everyday he met me. WTF?
LOL But what I like the most about going to Gloria Jean's is their original hot chocolate and Digi's wifi connection.
I just cannot describe how fast the connection was, even on rainy days! Imagine that!
Celcom Broadband could not even connect on normal days! WTF!
Oh and one more thing, exclusive for ALL Digi users, 30% discount for hot chocolate if you show your phone network to the cashier! CHEAP!!
I've been coming to your outlet everyday for 2 weeks!
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Okay I'm not begging.
Gloria Jean's staff in Sunway Pyramid outlet has been so nice to me!
I know I've been coming there like everyday but even the first day I went they're already nice.
First, the cute girl at the register. She's pretty and cool!
You know the Frequent Sipper Club card? Where you drink 10 drinks and get one free?
She handed the card to me with 5 drinks already marked! COOL!
And the other guy at the counter was nice too. His name is Zulkarnain I think. And he kept saying this,
"Oh you have the sipper card right? I still remember you from yesterday"
He said that to me everyday he met me. WTF?
LOL But what I like the most about going to Gloria Jean's is their original hot chocolate and Digi's wifi connection.
I just cannot describe how fast the connection was, even on rainy days! Imagine that!
Celcom Broadband could not even connect on normal days! WTF!
Oh and one more thing, exclusive for ALL Digi users, 30% discount for hot chocolate if you show your phone network to the cashier! CHEAP!!
Now I'm in Langkawi!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Two fucking trips in no interval!!!
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Two fucking trips in no interval!!!
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Yesterday I was in PD, and now I'm on my way to the airport to go to Langkawi.
And as you could've guessed it, this a scheduled post.
Who knows? I might be already dead last night from excessive drinking.
Anyway, if I'm not dead, I'm at the airport right now waiting for my flight to Langkawi in 30 minutes. LOL why am I so confident that Blogger won't screw up my time of posting? Fuck who cares!
The reason for me going to Langkawi however, is a totally different thing than the PD trip.
We're celebrating a good friend's birthday and
Loliversary day!!!
YEAY!!
Didn't know what the fuck is this?
Check out their page in Facebook here:
Loliversary Team Facebook Page
Drag Me to MOTHERFUCKING hell
Who've seen it?
I can't believe I watched it 5 times in a day!
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Downloaded of course! Not in the cinema!
I know almost everyone I know didn't like the movie, but I actually do!
The movie was unique, but then again, it's a Sam Raimi. Can't argue with him on horror movies!
Remember Night of the Living Dead? No? The second one?
YES! Unique is the correct description for them. LOL
I kept laughing watching Drag Me to Hell because of Christine (the main character).
And Mrs Ganush? WTF!!! You wouldn't wanna be a loan officer after that! LOL
Okay now back to Christine.
Why do I kept laughing watching a horror movie (sort of)?
Because Christine kept on eating gooey and icky stuff in the movie!
If it's not blood, it's Ganush's saliva, and vomit even!
I was like "ewww.." or "yuck!!" watching it!
LMFAO! Anyway read my full review about the movie here: http://www.reveudefilms.blogspot.com
I can't believe I watched it 5 times in a day!
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Downloaded of course! Not in the cinema!
I know almost everyone I know didn't like the movie, but I actually do!
The movie was unique, but then again, it's a Sam Raimi. Can't argue with him on horror movies!
Remember Night of the Living Dead? No? The second one?
YES! Unique is the correct description for them. LOL
I kept laughing watching Drag Me to Hell because of Christine (the main character).
And Mrs Ganush? WTF!!! You wouldn't wanna be a loan officer after that! LOL
Okay now back to Christine.
Why do I kept laughing watching a horror movie (sort of)?
Because Christine kept on eating gooey and icky stuff in the movie!
If it's not blood, it's Ganush's saliva, and vomit even!
I was like "ewww.." or "yuck!!" watching it!
LMFAO! Anyway read my full review about the movie here: http://www.reveudefilms.blogspot.com
I'm on my way to PD!
Yes and YES!
In fact, I'm probably halfway there!
Meet me halfway? LOL lame BEP song.
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The main purpose of this road trip is to get everyone drunk.
Well except me. hahaha!
Anyway, we're renting a condo nearby, and it's like deserted.
Away from civilization.
Just what we need!
Loud music, a whole lot of booze for 6 people and a game of truth or dare.
Dare to party with us?
Next time, come along!
In fact, I'm probably halfway there!
Meet me halfway? LOL lame BEP song.
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The main purpose of this road trip is to get everyone drunk.
Well except me. hahaha!
Anyway, we're renting a condo nearby, and it's like deserted.
Away from civilization.
Just what we need!
Loud music, a whole lot of booze for 6 people and a game of truth or dare.
Dare to party with us?
Next time, come along!
Now it's iPhone/iPod Touch Applications!
As promised (did I?), this post will about free applications and utilities that I've used in my iPod Touch.
Which can also be used in an iPhone.
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This might not be important to iPhone users, but for iPod Touch users, convert your device into a phone with skype!
Just add an earphone with microphone and make your free skype to skype calls! Not enough? Buy Skype credits and call to any mobile or landline number for less! Free download!
As we all know, iPod and iPhone's battery life sucked! But who the hell cares! It's a fun gadget to own!
This device will help you determine (accurately) as to how long your battery could stand either for audio, video, internet and even games! A must-have application. You can customize your battery icon to anything you like! Free download, but in order to customize your battery icons, fork out a few bucks. (Just get the free stuff!)
This is by far the most useful application for eBay maniac like me! It helps you with your bidding and will even remind you when it closes or being outbid!
Cool! Even more cool since it's free!
Can't remember everything important? Credit cards? Bank accounts? Passwords? Airline booking?
Get a Personal Assistant (literally!) for FREE! Why pay for an incompetent assistant when you have one right in the palm of your hands? This application helps you store everything very securely. Also a must-have!
(Also important for me!! LOL) Need to lose weight? Don't know where to start?
Get a personal trainer who doesn't know whether you're training or not! LOL. It's free to use, but limited choice of workouts. Just buy them already if you weigh 200 pounds! It has diet tips, workout schedule and videos if you don't know what bench press or lunges means! Super cool!
Can't find these on iTunes? Just type the name of the application in the search box!
Which can also be used in an iPhone.
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Skype
Just add an earphone with microphone and make your free skype to skype calls! Not enough? Buy Skype credits and call to any mobile or landline number for less! Free download!
Battery Magic
This device will help you determine (accurately) as to how long your battery could stand either for audio, video, internet and even games! A must-have application. You can customize your battery icon to anything you like! Free download, but in order to customize your battery icons, fork out a few bucks. (Just get the free stuff!)
eBay
Cool! Even more cool since it's free!
PageOnce Personal Assistant
Can't remember everything important? Credit cards? Bank accounts? Passwords? Airline booking?
Get a Personal Assistant (literally!) for FREE! Why pay for an incompetent assistant when you have one right in the palm of your hands? This application helps you store everything very securely. Also a must-have!
THI Personal Trainer
(Also important for me!! LOL) Need to lose weight? Don't know where to start?
Get a personal trainer who doesn't know whether you're training or not! LOL. It's free to use, but limited choice of workouts. Just buy them already if you weigh 200 pounds! It has diet tips, workout schedule and videos if you don't know what bench press or lunges means! Super cool!
Can't find these on iTunes? Just type the name of the application in the search box!
Fuck all the reviews! I've tried them all!
Searching for the best iPhone and iPod Touch games?
I did, and they're all ALMOST sucked. But there are a few that managed to caught my attention at least. So here are the games that I've downloaded myself.
HAVE FUN!
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I believe I've already made a post on this game. But this game is so addictive since it involved music and tap your way to high score! LOL. All tracks are free to download directly to the device!
This is also one of the most downloaded games on iPhone and iPod Touch of all time! Plus it's free!
I thought this game was stupid at first (and still are), but when you're bored, this could actually be a good companion!
Just flick the paper to score it inside the wastebin. Easy? There's a catch! Be careful of the wind! (This is also free)
Now this game won't be fun unless you have AT LEAST 2 other people with you. Just enter how many people are playing, enter their names and start shaking!
Not your uhm, private parts, but shake the iPhone (or iPod Touch) and it'll randomly choose a name and the person chosen will have to pick either truth or dare from the device. It's fun and FREEEE!
This is technically not a game, but fun to mess around with. It feels like you're really drinking a beer from an electronic device!
I had a blast playing! There's 5 different beers to choose from, however it's not free. But for only $0.99, it's not an excuse not to have it!
Have you ever did anything that you weren't suppose to?
Now this little red button is going to teach you some lesson! Intrigued? Download it for free and try it yourself!
I think this game is self-explanatory. iBasketball is a game of basketball (duhhhh).
The fun part? You get to play it like a real basketball! Try it!
Now this is a time management game. If you like games like Restaurant City or Farmville (???) on Facebook, then you'll love this one!
It's a little different because you get to manage an airport! Super cool and addictive! Free trials and if you like it, you can purchase it for $2.99 on iTunes.
Almost the same as Airport Mania (above), but you have to manage a chicken related store.
It's very difficult since you have to manage the chicken farm and the store at the same time. To make it more challenging, you even have to sell a significant amount of chickens, not to mention you have to keep an eye on the little stuff like temperature, feed, contamination and loads more!
It's fun once you'll get the hang of it. Free trial or you can purchase for $2.99.
I know this game is strictly for kids, but it's a fun puzzle game! You'll get to dig gold while trying to figure out where exactly to dig before your stamina went out!
Free trial and you can also purchase it for $2.99.
Looked plain? Fret not! This is actually a very zen application. Not exactly a game, but cool enough to keep you occupied for a couple hours.
All you have to do is touch the surface of the screen, it feels like touching the surface of a pond! Seriously! The water even move exactly like how it would in real life! It's free!
It's the same as iBasketball. Super fun, you get to swing it like a real bat or even pitch!
Just don't play it public! It's free for download.
Also in the same franchise as iBasketball and iBaseball.
Swing your iPhone or iPod Touch like you swing a bowling ball! Hold on to your device tight! Free for download!
I did, and they're all ALMOST sucked. But there are a few that managed to caught my attention at least. So here are the games that I've downloaded myself.
HAVE FUN!
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Tap Tap Revenge 2
I believe I've already made a post on this game. But this game is so addictive since it involved music and tap your way to high score! LOL. All tracks are free to download directly to the device!
This is also one of the most downloaded games on iPhone and iPod Touch of all time! Plus it's free!
Paper Toss
I thought this game was stupid at first (and still are), but when you're bored, this could actually be a good companion!
Just flick the paper to score it inside the wastebin. Easy? There's a catch! Be careful of the wind! (This is also free)
Truth or Dare
Now this game won't be fun unless you have AT LEAST 2 other people with you. Just enter how many people are playing, enter their names and start shaking!
Not your uhm, private parts, but shake the iPhone (or iPod Touch) and it'll randomly choose a name and the person chosen will have to pick either truth or dare from the device. It's fun and FREEEE!
iBeer
This is technically not a game, but fun to mess around with. It feels like you're really drinking a beer from an electronic device!
I had a blast playing! There's 5 different beers to choose from, however it's not free. But for only $0.99, it's not an excuse not to have it!
Do Not Press the Red Button
Have you ever did anything that you weren't suppose to?
Now this little red button is going to teach you some lesson! Intrigued? Download it for free and try it yourself!
iBasketball
I think this game is self-explanatory. iBasketball is a game of basketball (duhhhh).
The fun part? You get to play it like a real basketball! Try it!
Airport Mania
Now this is a time management game. If you like games like Restaurant City or Farmville (???) on Facebook, then you'll love this one!
It's a little different because you get to manage an airport! Super cool and addictive! Free trials and if you like it, you can purchase it for $2.99 on iTunes.
Chicken Tycoon
Almost the same as Airport Mania (above), but you have to manage a chicken related store.
It's very difficult since you have to manage the chicken farm and the store at the same time. To make it more challenging, you even have to sell a significant amount of chickens, not to mention you have to keep an eye on the little stuff like temperature, feed, contamination and loads more!
It's fun once you'll get the hang of it. Free trial or you can purchase for $2.99.
California Gold Rush
I know this game is strictly for kids, but it's a fun puzzle game! You'll get to dig gold while trying to figure out where exactly to dig before your stamina went out!
Free trial and you can also purchase it for $2.99.
Fluid
Looked plain? Fret not! This is actually a very zen application. Not exactly a game, but cool enough to keep you occupied for a couple hours.
All you have to do is touch the surface of the screen, it feels like touching the surface of a pond! Seriously! The water even move exactly like how it would in real life! It's free!
iBaseball
It's the same as iBasketball. Super fun, you get to swing it like a real bat or even pitch!
Just don't play it public! It's free for download.
iBowl
Also in the same franchise as iBasketball and iBaseball.
Swing your iPhone or iPod Touch like you swing a bowling ball! Hold on to your device tight! Free for download!
What do you get from a crazy fat guy and two idiots in Las Vegas?
You'll get the WORST hangover ever and the time of your life!
That's not even the worst part. You remember nothing of the entire night!
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I just downloaded The Hangover last night and just finished watching it.
It was funny and embarassing!
I'm embarassed because they're all a bunch of stupid, drunken idiots who happen to share something in common, male genitalia.
This movie is great and it makes you wanted to party hard in Vegas for your bachelor party!
I know I do!
However The Bachelor Party was still on top of my list for crazy bachelor party movies.
Be that as it may, just go watch this bitches!
And read my full review here http://www.reveudefilms.blogspot.com
That's not even the worst part. You remember nothing of the entire night!
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I just downloaded The Hangover last night and just finished watching it.
It was funny and embarassing!
I'm embarassed because they're all a bunch of stupid, drunken idiots who happen to share something in common, male genitalia.
LOL
This movie is great and it makes you wanted to party hard in Vegas for your bachelor party!
I know I do!
However The Bachelor Party was still on top of my list for crazy bachelor party movies.
Be that as it may, just go watch this bitches!
NO GIRLS ALOUD!!!!
And read my full review here http://www.reveudefilms.blogspot.com
I'm invited!!!!
My ex-employer was kind enough to reserve tickets for me!!
But sadly I can't go since it will be in London!
FUCK ME NOW!!! BITCH
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But sadly I can't go since it will be in London!
FUCK ME NOW!!! BITCH
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Shit I really wanted to go!
And it's VIP tickets!!!!
The perks of working as a bartender in one of the hottest clubs in UK.
Damn.
Reasons why I should just close down my motherfucking blog.
Just some stuff I've been reconsidering lately.
Should I?
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Should I?
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Reason Number 1!
I've been updating my blog so constant, it's getting really lame.
Reason Number 2!
All the content in my blog is rubbish.
Reason Number 3!
90% of my blogging material is about me and the stuff I do. It's not only tacky, but also self-absorb, self-centered and self-obsessed.
Reason Number 4!
Not to mention I'm a nobody! So who the hell am I to just publish whatever it is that I do?
Reason Number 5!
I tweet more than I blog. After all, it is called 'micro-blogging'!
Reason Number 6!
Financial-wise, I made more money updating a 140 words blog, than I did in an unlimited words blog.
Reason Number 7!
Just to reaffirm reason number 6, it was Twitter and Blogger respectively.
Reason Number 8!
I have more followers in Twitter, nearly 400 of them! Which means, they'd probably read my tweets or they don't, but at least that's 3 times more reassurance than the readers on my blog! (according to visits)
Reason Number 9!
I didn't even understand the last reason!
Reason Number 10!
I just wanted to see if I could get to reason number 10. Which I did.
I'm missing out on Gossip Girl S03E09!!!
Since my broadband has been cut off (yes until now), I never got the chance to download the new episode of Gossip Girl Season 3.
And stupid enough, I went and
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watch the preview online when I was in Gloria Jeans.
WTF! It made me wanted to download so bad!!
I just watched the preview about Jenny though.
What is she a whore now? Or just another Brooklyn bitch?
And stupid enough, I went and
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watch the preview online when I was in Gloria Jeans.
WTF! It made me wanted to download so bad!!
I just watched the preview about Jenny though.
What is she a whore now? Or just another Brooklyn bitch?
Ugh I want to watch!!!!!!
I'm drinking beer straight out of my iPod Touch!!!
I know this is old news, but I've always wanted this application ever since I saw it on TV!
OMG was that childish? Who cares! Watch this video and see how cool it was!
and still are!!
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OMG was that childish? Who cares! Watch this video and see how cool it was!
and still are!!
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I'm looking for an aspiring designer!
I need to custom made a blazer and a shirt, but I've my own creative vision on what it's gonna look like.
So I'm looking for a designer who wanted to add new design/work for their portfolio.
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So I'm looking for a designer who wanted to add new design/work for their portfolio.
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Whoever is interested may contact me via email azharahmad@mohdazharahmad.com
Business Ideas
I just don't know which!!!
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I've loads of ideas for a business, but I just can't find one that have a potential of growing.
I even googled those ideas to see if they were already made, but no search result.
Which means, I'm still the ONLY person who came up with those ideas. The business opportunity is there, but I just can't seem to think on how to develop it properly so it won't crash.
I guess I just need to want it a little bit harder.
EFFING WEIRD MOTHERCHUCKER!
LOL I don't even know wtf was that all about.
Another weird video from I-think-you-could-guess-who.
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Another weird video from I-think-you-could-guess-who.
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The best alien documentary I've ever seen
And it's NOT District 9!
Also starring this documentary is Milla Jovovich. HOT!
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Also starring this documentary is Milla Jovovich. HOT!
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Read my full review about The Fourth Kind movie at http://www.reveudefilsm.blogspot.com
This is my most detailed review ever!
Trips for holidays!!
It's the 2nd Semester break from college and of course, there will be a trip.
Last break, we went to Genting for a night.
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Now the plan was to go for a road trip!
Not that far away, since it'll only be in PD (Port Dickson).
Who wants to come? Only limited people though. LOL
By limited I meant for my college friends only (but this is selective too!) hahahaha
Anyway, I'll be going on two trips, the other one is to celebrate the birthday of a good friend of mine, Azlaily.
This trip however, will be held in Langkawi. And yes, this is actually an annual thing. She insists on all of us going to a road trip everytime her birthday is around.
Last year was PD (Ironic LOL).
But we do have another anniversary that goes with that!
I call it, The Loliversary!!! hahahahahahahahahaahaha
If you really wanted to know what that means, you'll have to watch a video.
Intrigued? Too bad I deleted the video! Shit
That video actually involved a very disturbing sexual intercourse. LOL!
Last break, we went to Genting for a night.
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Now the plan was to go for a road trip!
Not that far away, since it'll only be in PD (Port Dickson).
Who wants to come? Only limited people though. LOL
By limited I meant for my college friends only (but this is selective too!) hahahaha
Anyway, I'll be going on two trips, the other one is to celebrate the birthday of a good friend of mine, Azlaily.
This trip however, will be held in Langkawi. And yes, this is actually an annual thing. She insists on all of us going to a road trip everytime her birthday is around.
Last year was PD (Ironic LOL).
But we do have another anniversary that goes with that!
I call it, The Loliversary!!! hahahahahahahahahaahaha
If you really wanted to know what that means, you'll have to watch a video.
A VERY SPECIAL VIDEO.
Intrigued? Too bad I deleted the video! Shit
That video actually involved a very disturbing sexual intercourse. LOL!
I won a pair of Nike shoes!!!
Yes Yes Yes I won!!!
I still can't believe it!!!
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I still can't believe it!!!
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LOL okay I just won the bid on eBay okay.
I know it's tacky, but I'm so excited!!
I was the only bidder, and guess how much I bid for a pair of those babies?
Only $2!!!!
That's almost MYR7 in Malaysian Ringgit!! WTF!!
You have no idea how happy I am! Minus the shipping cost though, that one is a bitch!
But who cares!
I'm sorry Allan.
For not being there whenever you need me.
I know I'm a terrible "best" friend. I don't know if I should even use the word "best" friend (that's why I quote it LOL)
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I know I'm a terrible "best" friend. I don't know if I should even use the word "best" friend (that's why I quote it LOL)
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I wasn't there when you feel like you're an outcast in your new college.
I wasn't there when you need someone to bitch talk about your friend (well this is completely untrue, since I'm always excited to bitch talk about anyone)
But now I feel the worst I've ever felt, since I'm not there when your grandpa passed away.
You know why I felt guilty? Because at the times you need me the most, I was out galavanting with friends, watching movie and karaoke even.
Stupid me. And that's not even the worst part!
When you called, I said "Sorry, I'm in the movies, I'll call you back."
WTF! I should've ditch the movies and talk to you instead. I felt so stupid. I hope you could forgive me.
OMG ROFL LMAO FUCK!!!!
This is possibly the best video I have ever seen!!!
Although it did scared me a little! Make sure you turn on your volume loud!
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Although it did scared me a little! Make sure you turn on your volume loud!
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What do these things have in common?
Seriously, this has become a monthly routine!
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All of these haven't been paid. I'm scared I would be evicted sooner or later with this late-payment habit.
My broadband has already been cut off (which I'm already used to) and now I'm just waiting for DiGi to bar my calls.
I know she's trying her best to pay all of them, but she always neglected to pay them on time! ALWAYS.
But when it's time for me to par her anything, she would scold the hell outta me!
Ugh moms.
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My house rent
My internet bill
My phone bill (this is not my actual bill!)
Credit card bill. (Okay this one has been piling up forever, and I didn't even use it for almost 2 months now.)
All of these haven't been paid. I'm scared I would be evicted sooner or later with this late-payment habit.
My broadband has already been cut off (which I'm already used to) and now I'm just waiting for DiGi to bar my calls.
I know she's trying her best to pay all of them, but she always neglected to pay them on time! ALWAYS.
But when it's time for me to par her anything, she would scold the hell outta me!
Ugh moms.
Who wants to see Tila's roast beef pussy?
Who still remembers Tila Tequila?
I know I did!
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Click their Twitter profile to see what's actually going on.
I was laughing my ass off reading their tweets, especially the hater.
And no, I wasn't lying. There IS a link to those who wanted to see Tila's roast beef pussy.
WTF!
Go and read their tweets!!! You're missing out if you have a really bad day, this could totally cheer you up.
It worked for me. LOL
I know I did!
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Click their Twitter profile to see what's actually going on.
I was laughing my ass off reading their tweets, especially the hater.
And no, I wasn't lying. There IS a link to those who wanted to see Tila's roast beef pussy.
WTF!
Go and read their tweets!!! You're missing out if you have a really bad day, this could totally cheer you up.
It worked for me. LOL
Tap Tap Revenge 2
This is one of the iPod Touch's game that I recently downloaded.
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LOL I know it's lame, but it's better than some paper tossing game, which has no purpose whatsoever.
All you have to is tap according to the beat of your chosen songs. It's like Guitar Hero, but more tapping.
No wonder it's called Tap Tap Revenge. LOL!
Download it on iTunes now! Plus you could download free tracks direct through the game, for free!
It was fun!
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LOL I know it's lame, but it's better than some paper tossing game, which has no purpose whatsoever.
All you have to is tap according to the beat of your chosen songs. It's like Guitar Hero, but more tapping.
No wonder it's called Tap Tap Revenge. LOL!
Download it on iTunes now! Plus you could download free tracks direct through the game, for free!
Manchester United's credibilty is being questioned
I know I'm probably the least qualified person to give a comment on football/soccer team, but since I have been urged by several of my friends to watch football, I didn't know what have I got myself into.
Read on if you dare.
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Why did I mention that MU (short for Manchester United) credibility is being questioned?
Well if it makes all MU fans out there, the 'credibility' that I mentioned was only meant for me, since I'm a neutral supporter.
I just recently started watching football 2 weeks ago, so I'm still new in this.
Back to discussing about their credibility, I'm just saying that because I watched both their recent matches, where they were up against Liverpool(was it?) and Chelsea(last sunday) and they were lost both times.
But people still urged me to support MU for god knows what.
I'm not trashing MU totally, because I analyzed their gameplay, especially last night where I stare at the game so immensely, I could even remember their formations bit by bit.
But if I were to judge based on last night's match, I would say MU just got served by Chelsea.
What I noticed was, everytime Chelsea tries to score a goal, they did it very well. Almost 90% of their attempts to score a goal were accurate geographically. Without MU's fine goalkeeper, Chelsea could've scored just like that.
MU on the other hand, well, they did have several attempts of scoring goals, but failed each time.
The ball was not even kicked straight towards the goal area, and even without Chelsea's goalie, they couldn't even score a goal.
Don't get me wrong, this is just based on LAST SUNDAY's game.
I know how footballer fans are, I might even spark a rage just by posting this.
So when is the next MU match? Probably third impressions are a charm.
You hope.
Read on if you dare.
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Why did I mention that MU (short for Manchester United) credibility is being questioned?
Well if it makes all MU fans out there, the 'credibility' that I mentioned was only meant for me, since I'm a neutral supporter.
I just recently started watching football 2 weeks ago, so I'm still new in this.
Back to discussing about their credibility, I'm just saying that because I watched both their recent matches, where they were up against Liverpool(was it?) and Chelsea(last sunday) and they were lost both times.
But people still urged me to support MU for god knows what.
I'm not trashing MU totally, because I analyzed their gameplay, especially last night where I stare at the game so immensely, I could even remember their formations bit by bit.
But if I were to judge based on last night's match, I would say MU just got served by Chelsea.
What I noticed was, everytime Chelsea tries to score a goal, they did it very well. Almost 90% of their attempts to score a goal were accurate geographically. Without MU's fine goalkeeper, Chelsea could've scored just like that.
MU on the other hand, well, they did have several attempts of scoring goals, but failed each time.
The ball was not even kicked straight towards the goal area, and even without Chelsea's goalie, they couldn't even score a goal.
Don't get me wrong, this is just based on LAST SUNDAY's game.
I know how footballer fans are, I might even spark a rage just by posting this.
So when is the next MU match? Probably third impressions are a charm.
You hope.
Yes, I removed it.
Until further actions, I have to remove my Chat Box for a while.
Just wanted to test something.
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Just wanted to test something.
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I'll put it back up if my theory worked. Otherwise, all hail cbox.
(that doesn't make any sense)
To all 'Happy' people out there.
You guys are stupid! hahahaha
And this is to all the people who said negatively about me being evil or pissy always, fuck you guys!!!
HAHAHAHAA!
And to Suzuki, this is the article I talked to you about. Now you see how I'm actually helping you?
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And this is to all the people who said negatively about me being evil or pissy always, fuck you guys!!!
HAHAHAHAA!
And to Suzuki, this is the article I talked to you about. Now you see how I'm actually helping you?
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Article extracted from BBC Health
In a bad mood? Don't worry - according to research, it's good for you.
An Australian psychology expert who has been studying emotions has found being grumpy makes us think more clearly.
In contrast to those annoying happy types, miserable people are better at decision-making and less gullible, his experiments showed.
While cheerfulness fosters creativity, gloominess breeds attentiveness and careful thinking, Professor Joe Forgas told Australian Science Magazine.
'Eeyore days'
The University of New South Wales researcher says a grumpy person can cope with more demanding situations than a happy one because of the way the brain "promotes information processing strategies".
Negative moods trigger more attentive, careful thinking, paying greater attention to the external world
Professor Joe Forgas
He asked volunteers to watch different films and dwell on positive or negative events in their life, designed to put them in either a good or bad mood.
Next he asked them to take part in a series of tasks, including judging the truth of urban myths and providing eyewitness accounts of events.
Those in a bad mood outperformed those who were jolly - they made fewer mistakes and were better communicators.
Professor Forgas said: "Whereas positive mood seems to promote creativity, flexibility, co-operation and reliance on mental shortcuts, negative moods trigger more attentive, careful thinking, paying greater attention to the external world."
The study also found that sad people were better at stating their case through written arguments, which Forgas said showed that a "mildly negative mood may actually promote a more concrete, accommodative and ultimately more successful communication style".
His earlier work shows the weather has a similar impact on us - wet, dreary days sharpened memory, while bright sunny spells make people forgetful.
Link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8339647.stm
My Most Visited Sites Revealed!
Clearly I have nothing better to do.
This is just a list of my Most Visited sites determined by my browser.
Check to see if I ALWAYS visit yours. LOL
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Okay I lied. This IS in an orderly fashion.
I think this list is weird. The only person I visited other than myself is Michelle.
I'm so self-absorb. LOL
This is just a list of my Most Visited sites determined by my browser.
Check to see if I ALWAYS visit yours. LOL
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(Not in orderly fashion)
Twitter.com
Twitter/@azharahmad
Yahoo Mail (mohdazhar.ahmad)
mohdazharahmad.com
bloggerunited.com/ahmadazhar (my profile)
Google.com
Blogger Dashboard
Twitter.com/tperfectionista (Michelle Lee)
Twitter.com
Twitter/@azharahmad
Yahoo Mail (mohdazhar.ahmad)
mohdazharahmad.com
bloggerunited.com/ahmadazhar (my profile)
Google.com
Blogger Dashboard
Twitter.com/tperfectionista (Michelle Lee)
Okay I lied. This IS in an orderly fashion.
I think this list is weird. The only person I visited other than myself is Michelle.
I'm so self-absorb. LOL
How fast DiGi Broadband really is?
If you see those ads saying that DiGi Broadband is really fast, do you think they're lying?
Or is it true?
Anyway, I've tested it out and the verdict?
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I first tested it out using YouTube.
The video loads faster than the ones opened with Celcom! It is almost the same as the 02 Broadband I used when I was in UK.
I tested it out using Torrent (Shut up. I know it's illegal. wth)
One movie downloaded in approximately 2 hours 30 minutes. Not bad for peak hours! Usually it'll take at least 5 hours for a movie of 700MB.
I tested using all the social networking websites aka Facebook, Twitter...
Facebook loads faster and Twitter, well, it's just the same anyway. LOL
Oh one other thing, it doesn't cost you a fortune! I'm definitely getting one as soon as my Celcom contract ended. LOL
Go to their website for more info.
Or is it true?
Anyway, I've tested it out and the verdict?
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I first tested it out using YouTube.
The video loads faster than the ones opened with Celcom! It is almost the same as the 02 Broadband I used when I was in UK.
I tested it out using Torrent (Shut up. I know it's illegal. wth)
One movie downloaded in approximately 2 hours 30 minutes. Not bad for peak hours! Usually it'll take at least 5 hours for a movie of 700MB.
I tested using all the social networking websites aka Facebook, Twitter...
Facebook loads faster and Twitter, well, it's just the same anyway. LOL
Oh one other thing, it doesn't cost you a fortune! I'm definitely getting one as soon as my Celcom contract ended. LOL
Go to their website for more info.
I would kill for this!
Dolce and Gabbana's Military Jacket for men.
It will cost me my Degree Tuition fees!
Should I continue studying or just go with my instincts and buy these?
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Of course, it didn't cost that much of a tuition fee.
But with my financial situation right now, it would mean not eating for approximately 255 days for damage control after buying those jackets.
Sigh.
I want it!! All of them!!!!
It will cost me my Degree Tuition fees!
Should I continue studying or just go with my instincts and buy these?
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Of course, it didn't cost that much of a tuition fee.
But with my financial situation right now, it would mean not eating for approximately 255 days for damage control after buying those jackets.
Sigh.
I want it!! All of them!!!!
The most fucked up thing I did during exams.
Exams are over and I just posted this now after it being over for 2 days.
I feel like more like blogging when it was exam week. Stupid.
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Technically I did only one thing.
But it's a really stupid and bad one thing that I did.
Of course, it wasn't as stupid as the last exam, which contributed to the altering of the way the answer sheet looked like now.
I'll leave that to Ms Mary's knowledge only.
Anyway, the recent exam made me do (or answer) an English essay in the most fucked up way everyone could ever done.
The question was " People should not follow trends and should just wear what they feel comfortable. To what extent do you agree to the statement?"
Well that wasn't the COMPLETE question, but it'll suffice for a brief explanation.
I gave three possible reasons, and one of them being
I think I'll get zero for content.
I feel like more like blogging when it was exam week. Stupid.
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Technically I did only one thing.
But it's a really stupid and bad one thing that I did.
Of course, it wasn't as stupid as the last exam, which contributed to the altering of the way the answer sheet looked like now.
I'll leave that to Ms Mary's knowledge only.
Anyway, the recent exam made me do (or answer) an English essay in the most fucked up way everyone could ever done.
The question was " People should not follow trends and should just wear what they feel comfortable. To what extent do you agree to the statement?"
Well that wasn't the COMPLETE question, but it'll suffice for a brief explanation.
I gave three possible reasons, and one of them being
"People should follow trends because it is psychologically sane"
I think I'll get zero for content.
And language if that matters.
I've loads to blog about!
This is just a list for possible upcoming posts.
Just to keep you waiting!
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Just to keep you waiting!
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Drinking session went awry!
The most fucked up thing I did during exam!
And the most fucked up thing SUZUKI did during exam!
Something about 'her'.
Drama videos (I totally forgot about this! hahaha)
And..................
Something totally random.
Will that suffice?
I received my new iPod early!
Whew, that title is almost similar to Nick Chin's recent post.
LOL random.
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The buyer was rushing me to get it early because it's his final exam next week so he'll be busy studying.
So I had to come all the way to Taylor's Business School to deliver it by myself.
Things I do for money. LOL
He was quite surprised when he saw my iPod Classic, because it looked new.
Of course! I took good care of it eventhough I had it for at least a year.
And then he kept asking me where to get cheap ipod cases and docks. When he asked where I got mine, I said, ebay US and UK.
He replied, "Wah so rich ah go to so many country to buy ipod case."
OMG! I don't even know what to reply to that.
After 'dealing' with him, I straightaway go to Pyramid and bought my new iPod!
LOL I need music okay! And my current phone will not suffice!
yes, I'm a proud owner of iPod Touch!
But it's only 8GB though. And I love it!
LOL random.
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The buyer was rushing me to get it early because it's his final exam next week so he'll be busy studying.
So I had to come all the way to Taylor's Business School to deliver it by myself.
Things I do for money. LOL
He was quite surprised when he saw my iPod Classic, because it looked new.
Of course! I took good care of it eventhough I had it for at least a year.
And then he kept asking me where to get cheap ipod cases and docks. When he asked where I got mine, I said, ebay US and UK.
He replied, "Wah so rich ah go to so many country to buy ipod case."
OMG! I don't even know what to reply to that.
After 'dealing' with him, I straightaway go to Pyramid and bought my new iPod!
LOL I need music okay! And my current phone will not suffice!
yes, I'm a proud owner of iPod Touch!
But it's only 8GB though. And I love it!
OMG! It's Sesame Street!
It's their 40th anniversary.
Ahhh, I missed those days where they used to brainwash us as a kid.
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I don't know about you guys, but I used to watch it every single day.
I even have their CDs! Yes, back then it was only cheap CDs. ugh I'm embarassed.
My favourite character was Bert and Ernie.
Is it me, or are they really gay?
Just some speculations I heard. Probably they are, and they portray that it's good to live with your middle-aged puppet man in the same house, and same bed, to prepare the kids that gay people are fun and nice.
LOL!
Ahhh, I missed those days where they used to brainwash us as a kid.
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I don't know about you guys, but I used to watch it every single day.
I even have their CDs! Yes, back then it was only cheap CDs. ugh I'm embarassed.
My favourite character was Bert and Ernie.
Is it me, or are they really gay?
Just some speculations I heard. Probably they are, and they portray that it's good to live with your middle-aged puppet man in the same house, and same bed, to prepare the kids that gay people are fun and nice.
LOL!
BlackBerry Curve 8310
I recently changed the housing for my BlackBerry since the back was damaged a long time ago.
I asked for the people in Low Yat if they have BlackBerry housing and asked the for the price as well.
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I asked for the people in Low Yat if they have BlackBerry housing and asked the for the price as well.
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It was a frigging MYR200! That was including the service of changing the housing! OMG WTF.
It's not worth even 100 bucks to get that changed. So I searched through eBay US and found the BlackBerry housing.
Guess how much does it cost?
$1.23!!! And free shipping!
They even gave me free tools for changing it!
Stupid Low Yat is so expensive.
Anyway the point of this post is to share a video on how I managed to change the housing of my phone.
This video saved my ass. And it's free. haha
I hope this helps!
p/s: And to those who wanted to buy blackberry housing or faceplate, search in ebay through this ebay seller, anchenchan.
Tip: find the one with free shipping and please, buy through power seller! Don't get conned!
I think I overestimated the exam
Good thing, otherwise I won't even study! LOL
But I'm glad it's almost over!
Two more days.
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But I'm glad it's almost over!
Two more days.
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With two more subjects. I wished it could be over tomorrow but they had to stretch it until Friday.
Nice.
On another note, I'm looking forward to the post-exam party this Friday.
I think we're celebrating it in a club. I always wanted to try new clubs around the city.
And plans for the 2 weeks break?
Can't wait!
LOL I'm talking as if the exam is over. NOT! Ugh
Final Exam is a bitch
Finals will be commencing today for three days straight.
I'm already thinking for it to be over quick and it haven't even started.
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I'm already thinking for it to be over quick and it haven't even started.
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On the other hand, I've something to look forward to.
Turned out, my iPod that I tried to sell in Taylor's Student Portal gained attention.
And I already have a buyer!
Just as well, I'm using that money to buy iPod touch anyway. LOL
iPod Classic to Touch. I'm moving up!
What does that even mean?
Why your friends have more friends than you do
And why your girlfriend is a whore.
I stumbled upon this blog on Twitter and it's enlightening!
LOL
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I stumbled upon this blog on Twitter and it's enlightening!
LOL
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One of my all-time favorites among all the scientific papers that I have ever read in my life is “Why your friends have more friends than you do,” published in the American Journal of Sociology in 1991 by my old sociology friend Scott L. Feld, who is now Professor of Sociology at Purdue University.
The title of Feld’s paper says it all, and here’s a little demonstration you can do to confirm his conclusion. List all of your friends. Then ask each of your friends how many friends they have. No matter who you are, whether you are a man or a woman, where you live, how many (or few) friends you have, and who your friends are, you will very likely discover that your friends on average have more friends than you do.
But how can this be? Friendships are bilateral (unless you are a stalker): If X is friends with Y, then Y is friends with X. How can Y and other friends of X have more friends than X does?
Feld sociogram
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Feld demonstrates (and explains) the seeming paradox with a simple example in his paper. In this example, there are eight girls, and their mutual (bilateral) friendships are denoted by solid lines in the sociogram. So, for example, Betty has only one friend (Sue), but Sue has four friends (Betty, Alice, Pam, and Dale). The table summarizes the pattern of friendships among these friends. It shows that, on average, these eight girls have 2.5 friends. But the friends of these eight girls (who are the same eight girls themselves) on average have 3 friends.
Feld table
If you think about it for a moment, you’ll figure out the source of this seeming paradox (although this simple insight did not occur to anyone before Feld published his paper in 1991). You are more likely to be friends with someone who has more friends than with someone who has fewer friends. There are 12 people who have a friend who has 12 friends, but there is only one person who has a friend who has only one friend. And, of course, there is no one who has a friend who doesn’t have any friend. Yet there is actually only one person who has 12 friends. So “12” gets counted only once when you compute the average number of friends that people have, but it gets counted 12 times when you compute the average number of friends that their friends have. Hence the seeming paradox that your friends have more friends than you do.
This, incidentally, is the reason why a man often gets depressed after he has sex with a woman for the first time and then she tells him how many lovers she has had because she has had more lovers than he has. A mating version of Feld’s discovery may be termed “Why your lover has had more lovers than you have.” And the reason is the same. There are 12 men who have had a lover who has had (or will have had) 12 lovers, but there is only one man who has had a lover who has had only one lover. But you should be grateful. The reason you got to be her lover in the first place is because she has had (and will likely have) many lovers. You are 12 times as likely to have sex with a woman who has had 12 lovers as you are to have sex with a woman who has had only one lover. Quite paradoxically, if your lover only had one lover, you are probably not him. And if your lover has never had a lover, you are definitely not him.
There is also an intergenerational version of Feld’s dictum (although it is expressed less elegantly): “Why our mothers had more children than women in her generation did.” There are 12 children whose mother had 12 children, but there is only one child whose mother had one child. And, of course, there are no children whose mother had no children. Yet there is only one woman who had 12 children. So if we ask around how many children everyone’s mother had (or how many siblings we have), we get the erroneous impression that our mothers were much more fertile than they actually were. Feld’s original and highly insightful observation can explain these and many other seeming numerical paradoxes.
From: Satoshi Kanazawa
Some people just can't accept reality
This particular girl likes to alter her picture a lot.
And by a lot, I mean every single one.
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There's nothing wrong with using photoshop, but when people met who you really are in real life, it's kinda pathetic.
She would photoshop her picture until it looked like this,
When actually she looked like this,
Okay that might be too much, but that's how she did it.
If you can't accept it, try exercising.
You're just plain stupid.
And by a lot, I mean every single one.
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There's nothing wrong with using photoshop, but when people met who you really are in real life, it's kinda pathetic.
She would photoshop her picture until it looked like this,
When actually she looked like this,
Okay that might be too much, but that's how she did it.
If you can't accept it, try exercising.
You're just plain stupid.
Taylor's student portal
Has a new service!
I think it's cool since it'll be beneficial to me. LOL
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I think it's cool since it'll be beneficial to me. LOL
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They introduced a new eBay-like service for students and staffs to sell or buy using Taylor's portal.
I think this is absolutely brilliant and safe since we know the seller/buyer MUST be a student or staff from Taylor's.
Better start selling now! LOL
Hamster and Torrent
I woke up early this morning for some reason and the first thing I opened was Torrent.
Imagine my surprise when
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This was on the front page of Torrent.
Imagine my horror early in the morning and I laughed like I never did before.
Imagine my surprise when
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This was on the front page of Torrent.
Our hamster powered servers are overloaded. They are begging for a minutes rest.
Somebody please, think of the hamsters!
Imagine my horror early in the morning and I laughed like I never did before.
OMGLMFAOROFL
Blogger's update sucked!
The blogger application thingy that I used to put in my sidebar to monitor other blog update is working like hell.
So I removed it until I could find a way to fix it.
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So I removed it until I could find a way to fix it.
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I had to result in a simpler update which include just the title of their recent post.
No wonder I was so surprised no one updated their blog because it doesn't appear in my sidebar.
I just found out that my friends updated a lot of times!!!
Stupid blogger. FIX IT!!!
What's happening to my place?
It's not maintained!
First the garbage is uncollected, now this!
WTF!!!!!
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If you'd notice, the water in the pool is not clear.
Quite right, but my camera was being too kind.
In reality, you cannot even see the bottom of the pool anymore! It's probably filled with people's filth swimming there yesterday. Yucks!
Even on normal days it wasn't that filthy!
When I got down at the second floor to buy food, I looked at the pool and there was something 'breathing' inside the pool.
LOL probably it's their attempt to clean it but still!
Get me out of here!!!!
First the garbage is uncollected, now this!
WTF!!!!!
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If you'd notice, the water in the pool is not clear.
Quite right, but my camera was being too kind.
In reality, you cannot even see the bottom of the pool anymore! It's probably filled with people's filth swimming there yesterday. Yucks!
Even on normal days it wasn't that filthy!
When I got down at the second floor to buy food, I looked at the pool and there was something 'breathing' inside the pool.
LOL probably it's their attempt to clean it but still!
Get me out of here!!!!
I think the garbage collector is on riot
Sigh.
This is what it looked at my place. No one's collecting the garbage, and people keep adding them.
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This is uncollected garbage for almost 1 week. Waiting to be picked up right outside the lift. Thank god there was no smell yet. Otherwise I'll leave. haha
If you're wondering where the hell is this, it's Block A, 7th floor, SuriaMas Condo, Sunway.
EW!
This is what it looked at my place. No one's collecting the garbage, and people keep adding them.
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This is uncollected garbage for almost 1 week. Waiting to be picked up right outside the lift. Thank god there was no smell yet. Otherwise I'll leave. haha
If you're wondering where the hell is this, it's Block A, 7th floor, SuriaMas Condo, Sunway.
EW!
I can still blog eventhough it's final exam
Sigh. I'm studying in front of the computer but was bored after 2 minutes.
Whatever.
Oh oh watch this video! It was a long time ago and I just happened to stumble upon it again on YouTube.
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Whatever.
Oh oh watch this video! It was a long time ago and I just happened to stumble upon it again on YouTube.
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New books!
I bought two new books straight away with my 'extra' job payment.
LOL I'm not a nerd okay!
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It's not like I bought some stupid (ironic) education books!
Although one of them is. haha
The Timewaster Diaries by Robin Cooper.
Man I love his books so much! I read his first two books, The Timewaster Letters and Return of The Timewaster Letters when I was in UK. It was a pretty big thing at that time.
And still are! I couldn't stop laughing reading even the first sentence! But as you may not know it, he's a Brit, so his jokes are quite hard to get if you're US-oriented. If you catch what I mean.
The second book is Unfortunate English by Bill Brohaugh.
This book is also very funny, in a British way (again!).
It showed us what the English words REALLY meant during the olden days and it was pretty scary. The everyday words we used might offend people if we're alive 50-100 years back before the meaning was altered to occupy us in the modern days.
I told you this book is sort of educational. LOL
Total spending: MYR88 for two books. Ugh
LOL I'm not a nerd okay!
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It's not like I bought some stupid (ironic) education books!
Although one of them is. haha
The Timewaster Diaries by Robin Cooper.
Man I love his books so much! I read his first two books, The Timewaster Letters and Return of The Timewaster Letters when I was in UK. It was a pretty big thing at that time.
And still are! I couldn't stop laughing reading even the first sentence! But as you may not know it, he's a Brit, so his jokes are quite hard to get if you're US-oriented. If you catch what I mean.
The second book is Unfortunate English by Bill Brohaugh.
This book is also very funny, in a British way (again!).
It showed us what the English words REALLY meant during the olden days and it was pretty scary. The everyday words we used might offend people if we're alive 50-100 years back before the meaning was altered to occupy us in the modern days.
I told you this book is sort of educational. LOL
Total spending: MYR88 for two books. Ugh
Ivy
The girl I met in Shunji Matsuo.
Somehow I was awestrucked.
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How can I describe her?
She was so sweet, warm and nice.
She's also very pretty, in a non threatening way. Her smile, it feels as if angels carved them. (too much? LOL)
She's chinese, and a very typical one at that. By that I meant her accent. She has poor english, but still understandable.
I like her voice. It's so soothing while she washed my hair and massaging it using her soft, sturdy hands.
The feeling you won't get anywhere else. Not even sex. LOL
We chatted the whole time. It was a really good first impression.
And she stayed around here. Near my place. I guess we'll be seeing each other again.
Why am I so confident?
Because she slipped something in my receipt.
Somehow I was awestrucked.
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How can I describe her?
She was so sweet, warm and nice.
She's also very pretty, in a non threatening way. Her smile, it feels as if angels carved them. (too much? LOL)
She's chinese, and a very typical one at that. By that I meant her accent. She has poor english, but still understandable.
I like her voice. It's so soothing while she washed my hair and massaging it using her soft, sturdy hands.
The feeling you won't get anywhere else. Not even sex. LOL
We chatted the whole time. It was a really good first impression.
And she stayed around here. Near my place. I guess we'll be seeing each other again.
Why am I so confident?
Because she slipped something in my receipt.
Her phone number.
Today's lesson
I learned one good and practical lesson today.
You guys should too.
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Always, ALWAYS trust your hair stylist!
I went to Shunji Matsuo today to cut my hair.
For the record, Shunji Matsuo is a hair studio located in Mid Valley.
Anyway, I was greeted warmly by Ivy, the help at the studio (I've a story to tell about her later).
There were no stylists available at that time, so I just pick their senior stylist to cut my hair instead. Mind you, it was MYR50! Thanks god I still have the MYR25 voucher. So had to pay half after that.
I sat down, and the first thing I said when he came to greet me was,
He looked at me and say,
Shit I was scared for a moment. When he explained what's he going to do with my hair, I got even more scared.
I heard the word 'shave' and 'long' in a same sentence. WTF?
After doing some deep thinking, I just let him do his job because even if I don't like it, I could just shave it all off and wait for it to grow back. I don't really care.
So he did his magic and OMFG.
I hate him for making my hair looked good. LOL!!!
Oh and you know what else he said?
LMFAO. You didn't have to call my hair style weird. Although it is!
I wouldn't call it weird, it's more edgy and unique.
So guys, trust your stylist. If you don't, maybe you should switch to Shunji Matsuo. Those guys know what they're doing.
Here's the price list for normal haircut (with wash and blow):
Stylist: MYR35
Senior Stylist: MYR50
Director: MYR70
You guys should too.
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Always, ALWAYS trust your hair stylist!
LOL
I went to Shunji Matsuo today to cut my hair.
For the record, Shunji Matsuo is a hair studio located in Mid Valley.
Anyway, I was greeted warmly by Ivy, the help at the studio (I've a story to tell about her later).
There were no stylists available at that time, so I just pick their senior stylist to cut my hair instead. Mind you, it was MYR50! Thanks god I still have the MYR25 voucher. So had to pay half after that.
I sat down, and the first thing I said when he came to greet me was,
"I'd like to cut it short, and you can style it however you want it to be. As long as it's short."
He looked at me and say,
"If I do it my style, I'm afraid you might not be able to accept it."
Shit I was scared for a moment. When he explained what's he going to do with my hair, I got even more scared.
I heard the word 'shave' and 'long' in a same sentence. WTF?
After doing some deep thinking, I just let him do his job because even if I don't like it, I could just shave it all off and wait for it to grow back. I don't really care.
So he did his magic and OMFG.
He's really good!!!!
I hate him for making my hair looked good. LOL!!!
Oh and you know what else he said?
"This style is not so common and unnatural. But I think you can pull it off. It's not some Sungei Wang hair style, but it looked weird. I like weird. It's me."
LMFAO. You didn't have to call my hair style weird. Although it is!
I wouldn't call it weird, it's more edgy and unique.
So guys, trust your stylist. If you don't, maybe you should switch to Shunji Matsuo. Those guys know what they're doing.
Here's the price list for normal haircut (with wash and blow):
Stylist: MYR35
Senior Stylist: MYR50
Director: MYR70
Everyone Connects
I became one of the (many) extras today for Everyone Connects advertisement!
LOL!
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It was stupid but fun! (contradicted?)
We have to jump for 2 hours showing that we're having fun. Of course, after 10 minutes of jumping and yelling, we sort of slowed down.
Way down.
It looked fake and unnatural (LOL same meaning).
The first girl (one of the main star) was scolded by the director because she can't pose.
Okay not really scolded, but I can see he became impatient because to take a shot for that girl alone, took us an hour minimum. OMG
After that it went okay. The song that we're suppose to 'jump' to was Through My Window by Bunkface.
I would say 'EW!!!!!' but the song is quite good.
Until they replay it for more than a hundred time, it gets sour.
The shooting was at KLCC's TGV cinema and loads of people looking.
Even the manager of KLCC had to come check on us whether they have permit to do shooting. The director was a little bit cocky though.
Typical.
The shooting started at 9.30am (although I had to come at 8.30am!!!), and it ended at around 11.45am (I remembered because we wanted to eat McD's McValue lunch and it was 15 minutes before 12).
We each got paid MYR100. Quite savvy for a 2 hours extra.
The things we do for money. huh
Oh well, this will definitely go inside my resume!
Thanks to John for inviting me! (oh and Kent was there too)
LOL!
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It was stupid but fun! (contradicted?)
We have to jump for 2 hours showing that we're having fun. Of course, after 10 minutes of jumping and yelling, we sort of slowed down.
Way down.
It looked fake and unnatural (LOL same meaning).
The first girl (one of the main star) was scolded by the director because she can't pose.
Okay not really scolded, but I can see he became impatient because to take a shot for that girl alone, took us an hour minimum. OMG
After that it went okay. The song that we're suppose to 'jump' to was Through My Window by Bunkface.
I would say 'EW!!!!!' but the song is quite good.
Until they replay it for more than a hundred time, it gets sour.
The shooting was at KLCC's TGV cinema and loads of people looking.
Even the manager of KLCC had to come check on us whether they have permit to do shooting. The director was a little bit cocky though.
Typical.
The shooting started at 9.30am (although I had to come at 8.30am!!!), and it ended at around 11.45am (I remembered because we wanted to eat McD's McValue lunch and it was 15 minutes before 12).
We each got paid MYR100. Quite savvy for a 2 hours extra.
The things we do for money. huh
Oh well, this will definitely go inside my resume!
Thanks to John for inviting me! (oh and Kent was there too)
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The Devil's Rejects
Halloween (1978)
The Nightmare on Elm Street (Original 1978)
Okay I have more, but couldn't find the trailers or videos of them. The last one is my personal favorite.
I watched in when I was kid, and I couldn't even dare to sleep for days because I was afraid Freddy would come to me in my dreams and rip me to shreds. Ugh
I'm still afraid now, but not the point of pissing in my pants. That was waaaaaaaaaaaaaay back before pampers was invented. LOL
Enjoy bitches!