Showing newest 58 of 63 posts from October 2009. Show older posts
Showing newest 58 of 63 posts from October 2009. Show older posts

I hate people who are too religious!


Or at least pretending to be! Fuck you

There, I said it!

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I know I'm an embarassment to all Muslims out there. I know what I've become.

But do you think you really know me to judge me? It's between me and my god. So mind your own business.

You might think, where is this coming from?

Just a thought, or reminders I've heard from friends and even strangers.

"I think you're not a good representative for Islam."

When in the world did I ever say that I was? MotherF

"Do you think it's good to drink alcohol?"

This comment coming from a (muslim) person who give her virginity before marriage. Fucker

"Why haven't you pray?"

Why didn't you wear a veil? Go to hell.

"I think you should just convert to Christian since you're already acting like one."

This is the same person who puts a dick in her mouth. WTF

And don't even get me started on those people who like to create situations like,

"Do you think KFC is really halal (kosher)?

"Do not use/buy brands from US, they're associated with Israel."

And all that jazz.

What makes you so confident that everything you eat or buy is not from Israel? Probably they're undergoing a secret underground operation where they're the ones who distributed every single thing in the world.

You know how Israelians are, they're smart, and subtle.

So next time you wanted to talk to me about religion, check yourself first. You're as sinful as every other human beings in the world.

Don't pretend you don't know that I'm talking about you.

Gossip Girl Season 2 Review


I did a review on Gossip Girl Season 1 before here and now that I finished watching Season 2, review should be done too.

I can sum it up in three words,

"It was interesting!"

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This season it's not only good, it's better!

There was a lot of surprises that I didn't expect occurred throughout this season. It made wanted to watch more.

Especially the case with Lily and Rufus, man that was crazy!

I like all the clothes they wore this season, it has more colors and new patterns that is really eye catching.

It made me wanted to shop! LOL

And the thing about Jenny? Gosh I still hate her! hahahah

Oh and Dan is ugly.

Go and download it bitches!!! Or ask them from me. I'll be more than happy to suck you in the GG world.

LMAO


Twitter Me Twitter


I've been receiving a lot of sponsored tweets lately. But payment still haven't come rolling in. LOL

I received another offer this morning, only this time, it's for my blog. I'll update in the next post.

Oh I did something else today!

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I updated my Twitter profile! LOL

It looked good okay!

Check it out here


By TwitterButtons.com

Seriously, follow me to get updates. I've a lot of offers that I need to update on! And mind you, they're sponsoring my prizes to be given away! Cool right? (but there's a catch! I have to have an average of 250 readers a day. Long way to go!)


Blogs updated!


Although I'm still drunk, I could still update my blogs!


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Check them out here:

http://reveudefilms.blogspot.com

http://reveudenourriture.blogspot.com

Halloween/After-drama party!


Not all could make it, so I guess I should just call it Halloween party.

But it wasn't even Halloween that time! I guess I should just call it Azhar, Michelle and Suzuki party.

Find out why!!!

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The party was intended to be a fun, Halloween night. With dressing up, booze, cards, music and everything.

We even had a sound system! Thanks to Michelle Lee and William.

Oh and two bottle of Chivas (both half LOL) and a bottle of Vodka. Also thanks to Michelle and William and Cruz.

The party started late, because everyone was late. haha

So me, Michelle and William drank first. Little did I know I would end up dying.

I couldn't remember exactly how I was 'almost' drunk because I know I didn't drink more than 5-6 glass. That's my limit by the way. hahahahaha I'm weak, I know! Whatever

We played 'Who got the biggest number on their forehead had to drink' game and it lasted for 10 minutes until we change it to something, new.

LOL

We played 'Girls Get Drunk' (was that correct?) game. All with a little twist. They prey on guys too! Shit.

OMG Now I remembered!

I was almost drunk during 'I Never'!

fuckshitfuckshitfuckshit

I would lose at that game. So does Michelle. hahaha

We also played the must-play-game-in-every-drunk-party game, 'Truth or Dare'.

That one went astray, because I was already pretty high.

Too bad there aren't any pictures!

There was a lot of kissing (on the lips!!!!), having sex on the sofa, having sex on the table, having sex against the wall, licking, sucking and rim jobs (that's for ass by the way.)

Don't you think it was a great night? I thought that was the best party I had so far this year!

Let's do it again after exams! This time bring a lot more bitches!!!!

Oh I forgot to say why I called it Azhar, Michelle and Suzuki party.

Because we were the only ones who got super high last night!!!!!! Suzuki's body became bright red (more red than you've ever seen before!).

Michelle dancing alone to get rid of her rush and me?

I challenged everyone into a dare and I didn't get to do a single thing! Bitch!

LOL

English drama was brilliant!


Who wants to see it?

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I'll post up the video as soon as I finish editing them.

I just wanted to say thanks and good job to all the casts who put up with my impatience and stubborn-ness while directing.

You guys rocked the drama!

And I also wanted to say sorry for being a bitch 24/7 but that's only because I'm naturally like that. haha

Check out the video later tonight!


Group 2 FICM March 09 presents:




Hoodwinked!


The easiest money-maker ever!


And it's not even illegal!

You can now make money just by using not more than 140 words!

Click more to find out!

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People kept asking me, does it really work making money just be tweeting?

How can we make money just by simple updates?

By far the best and hassle-free tweeter ad company that I'm currently using is Sponsored Tweets.

It will give you opportunities to publish ads in your status and you'll get paid for it.

The best part? You can determined how much you wanted to get paid! Of course, it has to be reasonable.

It's like sort of a 'rent' to publish their ads in your status. So you determine the rent price.

But the more followers you have, the higher rent you can put.

I saw this one particular tweeterer and he has more than 200,000 followers. His 'rent' price was, $1000. How crazy is that? And people would actually pay!

Okay why do I start blogging about it now?

Because I woke up this morning to find more than 30 companies giving me opportunities to publish their ads on my twitter!

I only have like 200+ followers so my rent price is $1.00. So by tomorrow, I'll be getting $30!!!

OMGOMG

The easiest money ever! hahaha

P/s: There's another local twitter ad company developed in Malaysia called Churp Churp, I signed up for three months and I only received MYR5. Stupid.

I've been with Sponsored Tweet for only a month, and it's already 20 times more than the local one!!!

Sign up now bitches!!!!!! Click this link and you'll be redirected to where you're supposed to go. LOL


http://SponsoredTweets.com


Did I mention my friend is in FHM?


Yes she is!!!

I just bought the new issue of FHM and that's not the only I think I found!

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I saw Michelle Lee's picture in it!!!! Read the GND 2010 section! She's the sexy crawling the wall bitch! Ain't she gorgeous?

Anyway, I even found out that they published my email! LOL

Want to know what I said? It was stupid though and they replied in a very sarcastic way, but that's only because I offended their magazine! hahah

At least they have the courtesy of accepting criticism! Unlike another media I know. Pfft

Go check it out! FHM November issue with Pixie Lott as the cover.

Basterds


A drama occurred today.

Not the one we've been practicing, but something behind the scenes.

To hell with that.

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Went to watch Inglourious Basterds today. It was funny, in a Quentin Tarantino funny.

If you've watched all of his movies, you'll be expecting the same thing in this one.

And what's up with Brad Pitt's face? So intense and weird.

Although there was too much talking, I like the fact that they mix it up with English, French and German. And a little Italian at the end.

The Italian part though, I kept covering my ears because I didn't want to hear Brad Pitt speaking in Italian accent. I thought it will be disastrous, and mind you, it did! I LOL-ed.

Anyway read my full review of the movie here, http://reveudefilms.blogspot.com

Go and watch it! But make sure you get your money back from the cinema after! (This is to Cruz who didn't exactly like the movie!)

Cheers bitches!!!! hahahahah


Today I heard two (or three) new blonde jokes


As you may (or may not) know, I'm huge fan of blondes!

And their jokes. Don't get me wrong, I don't think ALL blondes are stupid, I think it's pretty charming in a way.

So here's another collection of blonde jokes that I dug up using Google.

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Joke 1

A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game.

She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand."

"What did you not understand ?"

And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarterback, get the quarterback, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"


Joke 2
There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.


Joke 3

A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."

The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now.


Joke 4

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"


Joke 5

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"

The barman says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III."

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big tits."

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits?" "Why kill a blonde with big tits?"

Bush turns to Powell and says, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"




LMFAO ROFL I laughed non-stop for the 1st and 5th joke! hahahhaahhahahaahah (OMG I still can't stop laughing)

The male G-spot


Most of us guys are always busy trying to find the female G-spot.

But it's so much harder to find even if it's right there in front of you.

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Why not start with finding your (male) own G-spot first. After all, we need to satisfy ourselves first and the female later. LOL

The male G-spot isn’t all that difficult to find, but it does require a little patience. Lying on your back is generally considered to be the most comfortable position for this, so you’ll probably want to make use of the bed or perhaps a large sofa. The process will be easiest with your legs elevated, which you can do by simply leaning your legs against the wall behind the bed or draping them over the back of the sofa. If you’re still having difficulty reaching the perineum from this position, you can lift your backside further by sliding a pillow or two under your bum.

Once you’ve made yourself as comfortable as possible, start by gently massaging the area surrounding your anus. Most men enjoy having their taint (also known as the perineum) stimulated, and that can certainly be incorporated into this process. Use the soft pad of your index finger while exploring, and be gentle. As you relax further, lube your finger up and let it gently brush across the surface of your anus. Repeat this move several times, each time increasing the pressure slightly. When you’re comfortable enough to begin probing, you should keep things slow and gentle, taking care to relax your sphincter during the process. Once you’ve come in contact with the male G-spot, you’ll recognize it as a small, chestnut-sized bump situated approximately two inches inward. (Source: AskMen)


Managed to find it?

Don't be shy! You could even ask your partner to do it for you! Good luck!

For other guys who are curious, you don't need to have sex with another guy to find it! Ask your female partner to put a strap-on dildo or something. hahahahahahahahahaha

All you bitches crawl


LMFAO!

I finally watched The Proposal after downloading it for 28 minutes.

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Yes, 28 minutes.

Celcom broadband is super fast nowadays.

I like the part in the movie where Sandra Bullock was naked and Ryan Reynolds was naked, and their thingy was sort of connected.

LOL

And the part where Bullock was chanting to the spirit and it turned into a dancing hip-hop disaster. I couldn't help but replaying that part over and over again and it made me laugh every single time.

I hate the ending though. Very predictable. Can't Reynolds at least fall in love with his high school girlfriend back? She's prettier. (and sort of nosy)

Anyway I'll do a review about The Proposal here: http://reveudefilms.blogspot.com

Manchester United VS Liverpool


For the first time after 19 years of living, I finally dragged my ass to watch one of the weirdest trends in Malaysia, watching football.

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Before I kept telling myself that I will never like it no matter how much I'll be forced to.

But I realize something.

It's not what we watch, it's who we watch it with.

I actually had fun watching football with my college mates. You guys know who you are.

And I would love to do it again.

Although I wasn't as enthusiastic as they are, I was confused as to which team was I suppose to be cheering for.

Seems like it's a very tough choice or I'll end up being in the dog house.

Any suggestions and reasons why I should support a particular club will be greatly appreciated!

I'm not a spoiled brat!!!


Just because I spent most of money on clothes, it doesn't mean I'm rich or spoiled.

I don't shop a lot okay! When I have the money, only a crazy person won't spend it! haha

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Yesterday me and several college mates went to One Utama to watch a movie and eat.

And again, me and Suzuki watched Law Abiding Citizen again!!! hahahaha. This time, with comfortable seats! Huh

Before that we had the most delicious lunch at New York New York and trust me, everyone was hungry because it was a pretty quiet lunch. LOL

Except the part where Vidya's attempt to tie a cherry's stem into a knot. That was funny! Should I disclose if she managed to do it? haha

After the others left, me and Suzuki went to Zara to try out some clothes. The plan was, to just look around without purchasing anything.

But...........

I went on to try every single jacket they have in ZARA!!! hahahahaha

Finally I bought something worth buying. A mens cardigan with a detachable hoodie.

I was suppose to buy a cool trench coat which I wanted for so long but it made look fat (that I already am).

Then tried on another black jacket, but it looked similar to the one I had and another one that looked like a friend's jacket! Ugh.

So I just bought the cardigan (which is also the cheapest in the store) for approximately MYR250. OMG

But that's not even the worst part!

After an hour at Zara, we had desserts at Delicious. Their Black Forest was superb! But it was too packed with chocolaty goodness I almost vomitted. LOL

Went to Tommy Hilfiger after that because I needed a new wallet. My current wallet was too bulky!

Suzuki finally managed to show his great taste in wallets so I bought the one that he picked! haha

I also needed a t-shirt, so I bought one in the same store.

Total cost for two items?

MYR700!!!

OMG!!!

Did I just spent about MYR1000 in just one day?

And only bought three items? Crazy.

At least I became Hilfiger's VIP member! Yeay! And also received a free umbrella.

Which I LOL-ed!

P/s: I'm broke now!! No more shopping!!!!!!!!

Back to blogging..


Even I'm too lazy to start a war with some stupid company.

So I'm just gonna let it slip for now. Just because I was afraid that this matter will jeopardize my friend's friendhsip with his close friend.

Besides, I have nothing else against them. hahaha

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Although I will never forget this thing happen.

If I hear anything bad about Nuffnang, I will not hesitate to attack (using my blog, LOL).

Consider this a warning.

Now I'll go back to blogging about my life. (Which is a hint for you(Whom I hate) to get the fuck out of this site! NOW!)

What did Nuffnang do to piss me off?


Didn't know what exactly what they did?

I would be more than happy to explain!

First of all, before this happened, I was actually quite upset that Nuffnang would ALWAYS took off my Glitterati status WITHOUT any proper reasons.

Okay maybe the first time I did wrongly by signing with Advertlets. After reading the terms in Nuffnang, I immediately too the Advertlets ad out. See how loyal I am?

And after they returned my Glitterati, they took it off THREE more times after that for some reason I don't know!!!!!!

Stupid motherfuckers.

Now this recent thing that made pissed off was about the Nuffnang premiere screening of Law Abiding Citizen.

Thanks to certain friend of a friend, she/he was informed by one of Nuffnang's staff thay they are offended.

Why?

Because I was being honest about the premiere screening!

For those who never get the chance to go to their screening, you're lucky.

It was dry, boring, and they reserve BEST seats to their sponsors, as what I received in Facebook Message this morning. I don't get it. You (the informer), don't want this to get worst, but yet you're giving me all the informations I could use against Nuffnang. hahaha (which is good for me!)

Anyway, this 'informer' also told me that you'll get good seats if you come early.

The contest for the premiere is ONLY reserving tickets to 50 winners plus 50 (for their guests) and as I know it, the hall that they booked for the premiere can hold up to 200 people!

What happened to the other seats? Like I said, they 'reserved' it to their sponsors. But here's another catch!

There wasn't any you stupid motherfuckers!

At least have a little bit of dignity to admit that you're wrong! Ugh

The worst part is, they weren't suppose to be mad at me since I talked about the seats being uncomfortable. In a way, the cinema itself SHOULD be the one who was insulted, not stupid NUFFNANG!!!!!

God how stupid can you guys be?

And for the message I received in Facebook this morning, it stated that not ALL Nuffnang staff read my blog and bitch talking about it. It was only that one stupid person.

Well congratulations! You managed to make the whole staff of Nuffnang looked like an idiot. I'll make sure you'll get employee of the months award. Fucker

Hmm I wonder what else they did?

Oh yeah!

One of my friend's friend wanted to give my friend a ticket to the Nuffnang Blog Awards held in Singapore.

But! this friend of mine is under Advertlets.

When Nuffnang people found out this friend's friend wanted to give my friend the ticket, they were furious about it!

Like WTF!!!!!

What grudge do you have against Advertlets?

From my own personal view, they've been so nice!

Sponsoring birthday parties, giving out freebies during premiere screening and the best part of it all, their premiere screening was the best! It was fun, entertaining and you get to choose your own seats!!!

IN YOUR FACE NUFFNANG! How's that for war?

If you want insults, you'll definitely will get it!


I've been waiting for the perfect moment to declare a war.

Who do you think you guys are? Just some bigshot ad company who cannot even take tiny criticism. Do you think I give a fuck? Fuck you Nuffnang!

This is to ALL Nuffnang staff. Eat this shit!

They don't even have the guts to tell me that I 'accidentally' insult them. Fuck you, mother fuckers.

Just because I said one tiny little comment about the seat arrangement and you go bashing me? How immature! Not even an email of notification!

At least have balls to tell me via email to remove or edit the post! Motherfuckers

Your money is not even THAT important to me. You could just go suck it up and spend on whores like you would actually did. Idiots

Do you realize how many times this happened? A LOT! I was just being honest so that people would know the truth! At least have some sort of dignity to accept it.

Nuffnang is the worst ad company ever. And don't even get me started on the rumors I've been hearing about your grudge against Advertlets. You guys are so high-school-ish! Dumbass

You want me to kiss your motherfucking ass just so I would get paid? yeah right. I would not steep that low so that I could earn money. I'm a blogger, and I do it because I like the attention, not your stupid dirty money.

Do whatever you want with my earnings, you could probably buy something at the night market. Suits you guys.

Oh and remember your stupid XBerry party with Xpax? I was just kissing ass!

People, I've been lying in my XBerry post just to win a stupid BlackBerry. Truth is, I already own one! So no use to get another one from some stupid company with a stupid name.

Here's the truth!

The XBerry party was not even that good! There were less crowd (Or should I say, NO CROWD) and all they did was inviting all those famous LOCAL celebrities to perform. Like wtf!

And those LOCAL celebrities are muslims, and they've been invited to the party with free alcohol. I actually saw them drinking it like there's no tomorrow! But near the entrance, it was clearly stated Nuffnang and Xpax does not allow muslims to consume alcohol. Ugh typical Malaysians! Hypocrites!

You and your stupid event can go die! I wasn't even being too honest about the movie premieres. The allocated seats was Nuffnang's fault!

They purposely give bad seats to people they don't know. If you wanna tell me that I came late and got bad seats, you can take that reason to your motherfucking ass and shit on it because that's totally bull!

There was OTHER available seats at that time and there was no people!!!! Stupid motherfucking liars! You wanted to lie but I have witnesses! They're just kissing ass to get your money.

There's more, Nuffnang. Don't you think I'm done here. I'm gonna throw you down as long as I can and trust me, you will.

All I want is a simple apology from ALL your staff, in person!

But for me, it's too late to make amends. I'm gonna crush you and your stupid lies.

I have my rights as a blogger, and I was really offended by your remarks to other people who actually informed me.

Nuffnang, you're gonna get it. It's a war.

Why do I always ran into models?


The other day I went to Lot 10 and there's a fashion show. Pretty models.

And another models training for their catwalk when me and Suzuki went for the LAC premiere.

I had to do what I had to do.

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Pictures!!! hahahahaha

 




Looks like there's a collision at the end of the runway! LOL




If you notice really carefully, there's a gay guy in pink somewhere near the runway!


 

Did I mention all the models that night were Caucasian? Even Malaysia has no place for Asian models.




This is the fashion show in Lot 10. Ugly clothes, pretty models!




Don't blame me, I'm not a photographer. Besides, every picture was taken using BlackBerry and not a proper camera.




Want to know something funny? There's only ONE Malay model and three Caucasian models during this show. Almost all the photographers didn't even take a single picture of the Malay model, but when the Caucasian models turn, all the camera flashed like madness! LOL


 

Nuffnang's premiere screening: Law Abiding Citizen


I've been waiting to watch this movie for quite a while, only because the storyline intrigued me.

Suzuki went with me (although he complained a lot!!!)

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 Gerard Butler was transferred to solitary confinement because he murdered his previous cellmate

The screening was in Mid Valley, so we drove all the way from PJ at 7pm. Why so early?

Suzuki's afraid that we might be late. He's almost right, but we were late because he went to the wrong section! LOL


Gerard requested Foxx to deliver a therapeutic mattress for his cell. Funny!

After making a big turn, we managed to park at The Gardens car park.

Here's the shitty part. The place smells like piss!!!! I think some drunken idiot went there to piss or something. It went straight to my head! Ugh

Oh I also disclosed a story of me peeing in a car park before, but I'll just leave that behind. It's ew.



 The stupid mayor who looked weird. Suzuki and I bitch-talked about her during her scenes. LOL!


One more stupid thing happened was, I had to buy a belt because I forgot to wear one.

My pants kept falling and I had to grab them everytime making me seems like I was touching my own butt every 5 seconds. Annoyed, I went to Jusco and bought a new belt just for that!





 Boys will always fight and punch in movies. Like that's gonna help


And Suzuki had to put up with my choosiness, as I say no to every single belt that he chose.

Of course I was picky! He had such horrible taste! hahahaha



Do you think they've to take breathmints before doing scenes like this?


Nuffnang premiere screening was as dull as always. Not many people came, and so boring.

Oh I also receive an 'I Heart Nuffnang' badge, but it looked funny.

Before going in, we both bought two super-large coke and sprite, and I managed to finish it before the movie starts. And Suzuki? He didn't even finish until AFTER the movie ends! OMG!

I hate the assigned seats because we were assigned uncomfortable seats. Second row to the front was hell! I have to maxed out my neck and I felt uneasy.



One of the saddest moments in the movie. The girl died for nothing.

But that was probably due to Suzuki kept turning his head!!!! hahaha

The movie was overall really good though. Excellent work from both Gerard and Jamie. I don't like the ending though! Sigh. I just wished he didn't die.

In case you're wondering whether or not you should watch this movie, girls, you should!

Why? I know you'd like this, Gerard Butler is naked! Again! Ugh I don't get it. (oh but he gained weight! LOLOL)

Guys, watch it for the thrill and excitement watching Butler murdering every single people in this movie. It's totally brilliant!

Law Abiding Citizen. Read my full movie review here http://reveudefilms.blogspot.com

I'll update tomorrow!


I guess I could say that most of my readers are students.

Why?

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It's exam week and my readers are decreasing like madness!

Everyone's busy with assignments and studying so no time to read my crap in my blog. huh

Besides, I rarely update this week!

I'll update everything tomorrow once I'm done with assignments!

Yes, tomorrow's the due date for TWO fucking video assignments.

Not literally though.



One of the best videos of all time!


It's funny and illogical!

Please laugh. (if it's not that funny, wait until the end)

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What did I tell ya?

RPK replied our email 5 pages long!


All credits to Natasha and Melissa for the wonderful help with the questions! You guys are good!

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The email he replied was actually quite funny, and racist in a way.

I've never seen that side of him before all the while reading his posts on Malaysia Today.

Who wants to read what he replied?

Leave a comment with your email! But promise not to post it online!

FHM's GND competition


If you don't know what's GND, you're missing out.

Not even sure what FHM means? For guys, just cut off your manhood.

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FHM stands for For Him Magazine and I think the title is self-explanatory.

One of the biggest competitions they had is GND, Girls Next Door, and believe, there are loads of hot chicks!

The previous winner was a very pretty lady, or should I say, a very pretty doctor!

Yes, Dr Jezamine Lim was the previous winner, and now FHM is searching to crown another winner to grace their magazine cover.

Why am I suddenly blogging about this?

Because my very own close college friend is one of the contestants on the running!

You might think, "Naaah she probably just auditioned."

Put your cocks in your mouths because you're absofuckinglutely wrong!

She's one of the 12 finalists!! And will be modeling for calendars! OMG can't wait to buy them! (I'm not desperate! Just being supportive)

Besides, I'd like to take credit for it *winks. haha

Oh the contestant is Michelle Lee, 18. And she's gorgeous! Don't believe me? Visit www.perfectionistarevealed.com



I've a business card!


Yeah like who doesn't?

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I'm too lazy to put it up here but is it okay if I just explain it? haha

It has several green lines as the background with black-colored font for the text.

It might be confusing at first glance, but that is my strategy.

It's this new visual revolutionary thing I'm trying on a business card to make people memorize the card easily.

Ain't that cool? Even business card has to be tech savvy!

At least mine is. LOL

Call a taxi by Twitter!


One of the most innovative and brilliant ideas of all time!

Twitter Taxi!

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You can now book a taxi by only tweeting! An advance tweet of 30 minutes beforehand will be needed and if they tweet back, that means your booking is complete.

Not only it's fun, it's practical too! Now that Twitter is advancing to a more business-based users, I bet people around the world will have at least one Twitter account each.

Now of course this Twitter Taxi is not available in Malaysia yet, they started it in London and it's a huge hit!

Not only they're using Twitter to book taxis, they're also using Prius cars as taxis! How fucking cool is that? OMG I wished I was still in UK!!!! *cries

Who wants a taxi? Just @greentomatocars on Twitter!


Ain't that brilliant?

My blogging diarrhoea is back!!!


I've been online since forever today (and last night) and found very interesting stuff to blog about.

Of course, mostly it's about mens fashion.

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I don't know why but I just can't stop reading about fashion nowadays. I don't really have a keen eye towards fashion (???).

Anyway I'll post it all up when I've cooled down because I've been binge eating on Domino's pizza today and I can't move! Ugh there goes my hard-working slimming waist!

LOL

I need to get back to exercising. I tend to get a little bit ahead of myself whenever I feel I've done a good job.

Next post: Mens Fashion Update!!!


Reaper


I just finished watching Reaper Season 2 and I want more!

This is probably the best and the most original TV show ever made!

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The plot is very simple.

A 21 year old department store worker found out that his parents sold his soul to the devil when he was born. Tied to the contract, he has to work for the devil by capturing escaped souls from hell. With the help from 3 friends, Sock, Ben and his girlfriend Andi, they kicked demonic soul's ass using special vessels from the devil himself.


Who hasn't watch this then you're missing out. Of course the storyline is not as good as the ones you watched in Gossip Girl, but the added comedy about hell and demons are out of this world!

Besides, Missy Peregrym is one hot ass chick.

Notice anything different?


Look carefully.

Probably somewhere in the url browser.

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Yes! I'm a dot commer!

hahahahahah

It's official, my new domain is mohdazharahmad.com




I'm going on a tour


A talk with my mom got me all thinking all sorts of things.

She's been nagging me to get off my butt and start doing something beneficial.

I hate it when she's right. huh

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So I decided to go on a tour. Across 4 different countries but same continent.

It may seem a bit much but either that or I'll be stuck at home doing nothing during the college break.

An explore would be a great experience for me. To open my eyes wide. I've only been traveling in Europe and was thinking of going back soon.

But I should invest my money in traveling to the other parts of the world that I've never been to. My Europe trip will be delayed. Sigh

I'm excited about this though. Traveling alone, minimal budget, tight schedule. It's gonna be hell but I know I'll never regret it.

The reason I'm traveling alone is that I'd hate to rush or force people to do something I wanted to do. I was never a follower, so you'll only end up doing everything I (wanted) to do. haha

Plus I'm free from all the obligations in the world. My mom is even letting me go to do what I wanted to do as long as I finish studying. Good luck with that, mom.

But this trip, is all I wanted. So from 8th November to 18th Nov, I'll be traveling back and forth from Kuala Lumpur to destination cities such as Bangkok, Bali, Hong Kong, and Singapore. I would add more if I wanted to but I have to be back before 20th to celebrate my friend's birthday in Langkawi.

Looks like I won't be unpacking for two weeks period.

I just hope this travel will change myself. (Not that I need any)

LOL.

Looks like I'll only be going to two cities now. The other two seems dull to me so I decided to just choose two (and the fact that I might be going broke) haha!

Create volume for thin/fine hair


I've been having this problem lately and finally found a temporary solution for it.

So to those guys who had the same issue about hair, afraid not.

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1) Get a good haircut. Whatever the palm-rubbing, scissor-wielders at the salon tell you, a little off the top won't have your locks growing back thicker than a footballer's wife. "All hair above skin level is dead and cutting has no affect on the volume of re-growth," says Keith Hobbs, clinical director of the Institute of Trichologists. Although getting the right haircut could create the impression of more hair. "You should ask your stylist about razor cutting," suggests Stefano D'Ambrosi Creative Director from Essensuals hair salon, Covent Garden, London (Tel: 020 7240 4090). "This method of trimming hair is particularly effective at creating a more textured finish which, in turn, will make the hair appear thicker," he adds.

2) Make sure you wash your hair. Dirty hair tends to lie close to the head making you look balder than Britney in breakdown because of the weight of the oils secreted by the scalp, so make sure your hair is always clean. "Choose a shampoo formulated for frequent use so you can wash your hair every day without worrying about drying it out," says D'Ambrosi. The follically challenged at GQ particularly like American Crew Daily Shampoo (mankindonline.co.uk).

3) Invest in a thickening spray, such as Redken Bulk Up (redken.com). "These work with the special aid of polymers that fill the spaces in the shaft caused by damage, while plumping up the hair to make it look fuller," explains D'Ambrosi. They aren't permanent - when you wash your hair with an ordinary shampoo the polymers are washed away a bit like your hair down the plughole. Sigh.

4) Choose the right styling product. ''If you're using styling products like wax and gel on thinning hair you're not doing it any favours", says D'Ambrosi. These can weigh hair down, making it look thin and flat. The most effective styling product for your thinning mane is actually mousse. It will not add weight to the hair and will give the root lift. Try L'Oreal Professional Tecni.Art Aero Volume Mousse (lorealprofessional.co.uk), because you're worth it. Just don't tell anyone else...

5) "Don't be afraid to use a blow-dryer when styling your hair," says D'Ambrosi. "It gives fine hair more volume. "Don't flame-grill it, though - overheating hair can damage its natural proteins, making it brittle and prone to breaking and when you're already thinning on top, each strand is a commodity.

Source: GQ

Of course, a good styling mousse doesn't come cheap. If you really care about your looks and hair, why not invest in some expensive brands. Besides, one can of mousse can hold up to a month even with daily usage.

I recommend these brands that could help save your hair and wallet.

Quantum Sequence
Vigorol
Jason All Natural Mousse
COUVRe Gel mousse

Now you don't have to be bald to look stylish!


May I come closer?


May I?

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Don't you think this question is creepy?

It would be creepier when a fat and ugly dude wearing a t-shirt with this caption on it.

You'll be like, ewwwwww.

I saw this today. A dude, fat, ugly dude wearing this t-shirt. I was like did you leave home without looking in the mirror? LOL evil

When I look at his back, it's the official t-shirt for Ogawa. OMG!

If you really want people to wear that, can't you at least hire decent looking people? I mean come on! It's for business purposes!

Sorry if I offend anyone, this is just my harsh opinion. Can't live with it? Who cares!

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Michelle Lee (again, lol)


I know I've been laughing watching your video before, but when I saw you put up the whole thing together, I was really proud of the outcome!

Seriously! Sorry for laughing at your video, you know I was joking. And your video?

It was absolutely perfect. Only the dumbest person ever would not vote for you.

Love ya slut.

P/S: I have the video here!! hahahahah

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Vote for her in the Online modelling contest by Broadwalk Modeling. Click here and vote your asses off!! She deserved it.


I’ve a new blog


I know it’s getting annoying.

 

I’ve approximately 5 active blogs and I keep on adding more. Crazy.

 

I just don’t want it to mix with my current blog. This is solely for personal use only. haha

 

The new blog is for my business only. I will reveal it when it receive a more professional look. Right now it’s just messy and fucked up.

 

I hope it doesn’t annoy my readers the fact that I keep creating new blogs. Huh.

 

Does that actually proves how much of lifeless bitch I am? LOL

I found the perfect beer!


And it’s available in Taylor's University College!


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It’s imported from Dubai and it comes in different flavors. haha

It has this weird smell but it tastes so good, I’m willing to not breathe while consuming it. LOL

There are loads of different brands, but the ones that I bought and tried was called ‘Barbican’. Sounds even weird.

There’s another one called ‘Istak’ which I’m gonna try tomorrow. You’d think that it’s imported from Dubai so it has to be expensive.

Not even close. It’s 7 times cheaper than normal beer.

Besides, this Arabian beer kicks Heineken’s ass! LOL

Well not that perfect though, but it’s non-alcoholic. Not suitable for alcohol lovers. hahaha

Loafers


I was searching for loafers today and to those who might not know what loafers means, it’s a slip-on shoe. haha

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Me and Michelle went to Aldo (weird) and some shop called QOR? wtf is that?

The shoes in Aldo are nice, but the material sucked big time.

Don’t even get me started on the ones in QOR.

Bonia has some nice quality materials and designs, but the advertising killed the whole thing. The word ‘BONIA’ stands out more than the shoe. fucker.

The perfect loafer I found was in Timberland. But hell, it’s close to 500! For a friggin loafers? I don’t think so. But seriously you gotta check the shoe out in Timberland. The sole was more than perfect, I could even sleep while wearing it! Of course I didn’t try it on, but when I touched the sole fabric, I knew that my feet will thank me if I bought them. haha

Anyway, I went again on ‘loafers hunting’ with Happy(new friend!!) and Carmen and found one loafer in Crocs.


The design was average, but I liked the whole thing, especially the price. haha. So after everyone left, I searched the whole pyramid again and none was even close to what I had in mind except Timberland and Crocs. So I just bought the cheaper one instead. I tried it on and yes, that was it. My new loafers!! hahahah

BlackBerry Curve 8520 party launch with Nuffnang and Xpax (Official post)


Xpax and Nuffnang organized an XBerry party on 3rd October 2009 at The Republic Sunway Pyramid to launch their newest BlackBerry handheld, BlackBerry Curve 8520.

 

The party was hosted by Malaysia’s own, Sazzy Falak and there are loads of local artists who came to celebrate.

 

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People didn’t only come because of the launch itself, but the fact that they’re selling the BlackBerry Curve 8520 at an affordable price.

 

When it’s only RM888 per handheld, it is not an excuse not to own a BlackBerry! I even saw the local celebrities bought one if not two for themselves!

 

The party kicked off with people lining up to get entrance tickets for the party because it’s exclusive to 40 chosen Nuffnang bloggers and people who pre-registered for the party.

 

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See what I mean?

 

And of course, I was one of the 40 luckiest Nuffnang bloggers who got chosen as a VVIP that night. Not only I got invited as a VVIP, I also received a +1, so invited Michelle Lee, also a fellow blogger and a close friend of mine.

 

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The first opening act was done by Shawn Lee, a beatboxing human machine. He is like nothing I’ve seen live! But that’s only because I NEVER actually seen a live beatboxer before. LOL

 

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After he performed, Joe Flizzow got on stage and rap for us. He was so good I could almost swear I dropped my jaw for a minute there. Everyone was cheering for him like he’s an international artist! Great job on getting the crowd, Joe!

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We had a little break after that in the VVIP section and get to know local celebrities much more closer. Michelle went to take a picture with Rudy, one of the best DJ in Malaysia for Hitz.fm. He asked us what’s our blog urls, so when Michelle told hers, he was literally stunned for awhile to try and remember her blog url. For those who didn’t know, Michelle’s url is perfectionistarevealed.com. Sounds catchy enough? Yeah not when you say it in a club, with loud music and a large crowd. Poor Rudy. To make up for the long url, he told us his real name. I guess revenge IS a b****! He has the longest name ever since supercallifragilisticexpialidocious was introduced to the whole world by Mary Poppins! haha

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The stage looked so cool!!! I like the Xpax faces montage behind it. And they even put up huge projector so that people could see it clearly.

 

 

We went out to the stage area after chatting with him and there was another performance by Arabyrd, a local female celebrity. She has good songs, with a good move to match. I took about 100 pictures of her alone performing on stage (not in a creepy way). I remembered one of her songs that goes, “L…O…V…Electric it could be…”

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Well it sounds good when she sang them! Don’t blame me for typing it out and sounds weird!

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She dances hot!!!

 

There was actually a raping contest before that. Now don’t get me wrong, it’s not what you think it is. I purposely spell it wrongly to grab your attention while your head kept nodding off and yawning.

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It’s actually a rapping contest. Two girls were invited on stage and one of them looked tiny and timid (the one in the blue shirt). I bet all the crowd didn’t think she could rap until she finally did, I asked for a tissue from the guy next to me to wipe off the drool off my face! She’s OMFG good! (did I mention she won a BlackBerry?)

 

One of the best things that made my night was the good DJ-ing from DJ Lapsap!

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It was a pretty excellent mix I should say! And although I didn’t really know much about Twilight Action Girl, their performance was hell to the max too!

 

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They danced so fast, my camera couldn’t even capture it!

 

 

Nuffnang and Xpax, please give me the new BlackBerry Curve 8520. Not just because I covered the party quite well, but also because……

 

I need a new phone! ALL the pictures taken to cover this event was taken using only, I repeat, ONLY my camera phone! It’s so old, I don’t even want to expose what model is it! Just look at the pictures! It pretty much sums it all. With the new BlackBerry Curve 8520, I could take pictures that are clearer and even videos (as you might not know, my current phone doesn’t even have recording capabilitues!!!) for events that I (might be) invited (preferrably) from Nuffnang or Xpax.

 

Not only that, go to twitter and check my page, azharahmad. You’ll know that I tweet like madness. With the new BlackBerry and Xpax RM1.00 unlimited daily usage(click here for more info), I could now tweet more! I could even tweet my whereabouts so that people would know where’s the next event gonna be. If you noticed, I’ve more than 200 followers! (LOL)

 

Now go to my Facebook page next, mohdazhar.ahmad (I think!). You’d notice there’s not much going on. Why? Because I could never load my Facebook page whenever I used my laptop since it’s so slow. By using Facebook for BlackBerry, it’ll load so much faster and I could now have fun using Facebook like everyone else! *cries

 

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They even have a booth for special designer skins for BlackBerry! Exclusive!!!

 

And finally, I could make use of that free wifi connection in college. Why waste stuff when they’re given free right? With wifi connection capability on BlackBerry Curve 8520, I could use internet in college and do my research right there in class while everyone’s looking at me, hating. haha!

 

Did I mention I got bored in class easily? Not to persuade others to the same but, I could finally chat up using MSN with my buddies in Europe. BlackBerry Curve 8520 could do just that! Email checking will be at ease, and no more waiting for computers to be free in the computer lab just to play Restaurant City.

Xpax and Nuffnang, need I say more? Please upgrade my phone to the new BlackBerry Curve 8520 (and if you could, please throw in free 1-month unlimited usage) LOL.

 

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I'm dead. SO DEAD!


I couldn’t access my Yahoo! account at all!



I think someone hacked into it and change my password. Now why should I worry about one stupid email?


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Because all of my details are inside!!



Credit card bills, logins for other websites, login for my Paypal, login for my Google Adsense, login for every single detail to my whole entire my life!



Even login to my bank account in UK, which I distinctly remembered there’s still a couple hundred pounds left.



I'm gonna die. Seriously I feel so pissed off right now, it’s not even funny.



My life is crumbling, I think this is it. My life is officially over.



Why am I making such a big deal out of this?



For normal people, email is just another part of life. But my life is solely dependent on it.



My Experian credit report is still saved there. (UK citizens will understand why is this important).



I just don’t know what to do now. Even if I contact Yahoo! itself, what are the chances of me alone in the world is having this problem? They would probably think this is just one of those ‘put-the-case-on-hold-we-have-more-important-things-to-do’ thing.



I can’t even think think straight. All my accounts on the net will be hacked. So long internet world. My life has been compromised.



(This is what happened when every spanking detail of your life is in one tiny email.) I hate hackers. I wish your mother sucks cock in hell.


I went shopping alone. wtf


hahahah I know I'm pretty boring. I even went shopping alone. wtf

I went to redeem my Lois Jeans voucher that I got from winning Digi's birthday bash the other day.

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And fuck, why do they always have to have a catch?

I cannot redeem the voucher in any Lois Jeans outlet and it has to be ONLY in Times Square.

But still, thanks for the RM200 voucher! haha

The only item in Lois Jeans that interests me was the shoes. The jackets were okay, but my size is not available (fuck).

I like their boots very much, but I already own like 10 pairs of boots from Clarks and stupid me I left it in UK. Good job.

So I went over to their leather shoes instead, since I don't own one.

The shoe that I wanted doesn't have any black color so I had to go with the slightly brown leather shoe. But it looked good though.

I had to pay an extra 10 because it cost more than the voucher. LOL

Oh and they told me that the voucher is actually a lucky draw. So I could win again (if I'm actually THAT lucky)

XBerry Party at The Republic, Sunway


To Nuffnang, Xpax and BlackBerry, this is not the official blogpost for the party okay! Just a minor update.

I'll update with pictures when I receive your instructions.

Read on people!

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The party was filled up with people lining up to purchase the newly launched BlackBerry Curve 8520.

I didn't get the chance to buy one though. Sorry Azlaily! I know you wanted it so bad but I couldn't get my hands on them. I'm still waiting for mine though (Please?).

I wanted to say special thanks to Nuffnang for giving me (and 79 other bloggers) the chance to be the VVIP during the event.

I didn't know you guys provide us free flow of beer and liquor!! Thank god for that!

Had a nice 2 minutes chat with Rudy from Hitz and the only thing I remembered was him trying to memorize Michelle Lee's blog url. LOL you should've seen his face. He kept repeating "perfectioniSTAR". hahahahahaha

Thanks again for the VVIP treatment. (Oh and I managed to sneak William in the VVIP area without the bouncer knowing. LOL)

And remember, this is NOT the OFFICIAL blogpost for the event. NOT! (I still wanted to be qualified for the contest!)



Gin and Whiskey and Coke and Soda


Had a nice chat with the two girls whom I seldom talk to in my class.

And a fun drinking night altogether.

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I wished I had pictures, I do. haha

Jane kept freaking out because of the cat. It kept coming back to us and eventually stole a can of tuna. LOL stupid cat

I think I ended up drinking only soda after two glass of whiskey and coke because of the aftertaste. My advice? Don't try drinking cheap liquor. (But if you wanna get hammered real fast, that'll speed up the process)

I had a fun night though! Happy Birthday Jane! You're 'legal' now.


Whatever that means. haha

Sabahan Blogger Gathering


And it's during Halloween! I'll definitely be flying off home just for this event!

I've never actually met other Sabahan bloggers and would love to get in touch!

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Date: 31st October 2009
Venue: Imperial International Hotel

Say hi to me there?

Apparently I have too many blogs


For those who didn't know, I'm a blogwhore.

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LOL

I have approximately 5 blogs, but I didn't maintain all of them every single day.

This is obviously the main one. The other 4 blogs I did a lot of reviews.

Be it food reviews, movie reviews and even blog reviews!

Visit them and tell me what you think.

Blog Review-http://reveudeblog.blogspot.com

Food Review-http://reveudenourriture.blogspot.com

Movie Review-http://reveudefilms.blogspot.com

Travel Review-http://reveudevoyage.blogspot.com (I didn't get the chance to update this! So stay tune!)

If you're wondering why the links sounded weird, that's because it's French! And I love French! haha random

How bad do you want your McDonald's?


Certainly not as bad as this guy!

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Mr Philips or Philip?


Ran into Mr Philip after handing in my assignment not 5 minutes earlier.

Can you say awkward? Why? Because I just handed it in and ran away.

hahahahah I didn't know why I did that. But here's our awkward conversation.

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Mr Philip: Ahhh Azhar!

Me: Yes? (Smiling widely lol)

Mr Philip: Your assignment was really good. I give you full mark! (in his funny Chinese slang)

Me: What? It's only been 5 minutes since I handed it in.

Mr Philip: Ya lo, I lazy to read so give you full mark oso cannot meh?

Me: Okay you're weird...bitch!


Hmmm....There's something wrong with this conversation. hahahahaha because it didn't happen like this! LOLOLOLOL I don't know why it's that funny.

Here's what REALLY happened.

Mr Philip: Hey Azhar!

Me: Yeah?

Mr Philip: Wah, I saw your picture in Bar Celona.

Me: Haha really? Where?

Mr Philip: (he didn't respond to that question) Did you have fun?

Me: Yeaahh I did.

Mr Philip: (entered the elevator)

Me: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck just happened? (LOL)


Master of Puppets


Thanks John for the awesome soundtrack for our drama! LOL

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The song was really good, especially the intro.

Watch out for it, it's for the Granny and Blondie battle scene!



Raja Petra Kamarudin


I don't know what to blog about so I'm just gonna crap like I always did.

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Raja Petra was suppose to come yesterday to our class to give a lecture.

Unfortunately for us, he didn't because Taylor's management office didn't let him.

Stupid college! hahaha

Fortunately for our class, there will be surprise. I hope. I just hope.

Wait for the update!


I feel old


Physically!

And I could even prove it. Bitch.

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Whenever I got up from sitting or lying down, I say "Ahhh, my back".

Whenever I engage in a conversation with my college friends (which apparently they're 2 years younger than I am) I would think to myself that they're like kids. haha! Although I'm more childish than them.

My term of fashionable is suits and branded formal shirts. OMG!

Reading mails from British Heart Foundation and looking up life insurance in Google.

Started to think that my life is worthless. haha! But that's just today.

I feel old damnit!


Suzuki received a more masculine look


Sort of.

This is the process of him getting his new look from Shunji Matsuo Hair Studio in Mid Valley.

If you must know, Suzuki had been denying haircuts since forever! Every single one of them told him to cut his hair and he would say no to every single demand.

But not this time! He finally listened to what I said and went to get a new look! Although me and Michelle had to drag him there ourselves. LOL

Oh and the haircut costs about RM70. (but we have RM100 voucher so it was free!!! hahaha)

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The worst part of the whole experience was, he would stop at every possible mirror at the mall and constantly checking himself out while saying,


"Oh My God! What happened to my hair? Oh wait, I just cut it!"


Suzuki, you're a moron. haha

XBerry Party for Blackberry and Xpax


Received my invitations!

and I've got 4 of them! Who wants to come?

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You could purchase the new Blackberry Curve for only RM888! With a free one month unlimited usage and after that, pay only RM2.50 daily for unlimited usage!

It's to die for!

Don't want to pay for internet?

The new feature added is a built-in wifi! Get this amazing (and famous) gadget this Saturday, 10th October 2009 at The Republic, Sunway Pyramid. From 8pm till late.

See you guys there?

(Yes. I get paid for this ad)

Thanks Xpax!

Shunji Matsuo


There's going to be a surprise tomorrow! Even I can't wait and I was the one who planned it! LOL

To those who already know, don't tell yet!
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Tomorrow's gonna be epic! I'm going to do a documentary about this since this is such a big deal to someone.

Come back here tomorrow night for possible videos and pictures that's going to take the blogosphere by storm!

Venue: Mid Valley
Time: 3.30pm
Date: 06.10.09

Make sure you check it out!


Pictures during Digi D'Ultimate Birthday Bash!


Check out my winning pictures!

And of course, YOUR pictures as well. Courtesy of MyPartners and DiGi.

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Apparently I'm too lazy to upload!

Click the link so that you could see ALL the pictures taken that night!

Just click here.

or copy and paste this to your browser and hit enter!

http://picasaweb.google.com/mypartners.pr/DUltimateBirthdayBash#

speaking of which, where are my flight vouchers? LOL

How slow is my broadband?


Try and guess.

Or do you want me to give you a hint?

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I used BitTorrent for downloading and usually, they would put an estimated time for how long would it take to finish downloading.

The estimated download for 1 movie, give or take 750MB:

1 Year 18 Weeks

Nice job, Celcom!


The kind of women I like


According to various situations. One women might not have these qualities, but as long as they fulfill one of the situations below then it's fine.

I did ask Suzuki the same question and I'll reveal what he said later at the end of this post. LOL

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In an airport:

A person who wears simple, but elegant. Carrying only one designer labeled carry-on with her tag properly attached because she knows, she's organized. She's sitting calmly near the entrance gate, because she's flying business/first class while reading a classic book. As she reads, she would sip a cup of hot coffee/tea (I prefer tea because of the fragrance!) and would glare senselessly at the sky.

In a coffee shop:

She would order up a nice hot tea or Chocolate/Vanilla Frapp and a slice of that delicious yet delicate cake that melts in your mouth for every bite. She brought along her laptop to check her email and chat with her friends online. Her laughter from sharing a joke or two with her friends is the key point to attract me.

In a bookstore:

She would be found sitting near a shelf full of joke books but she didn't read them. She just would like the option to grab one joke book to entertain her every now and then because she's reading a very sad, touching novel. She'd silent her phone and get lost track of time in that very bookstore.

While with her friends:

She didn't care about anything else but her friends. She'd even shut off her phone just so she could give full attention to her friends. There's nothing better than hanging out with friends. She would also be the responsible one, in a not motherly way. She's always concern about her friends and would give up anything to not watch her friends get upset. But be aware, she's not a pushover.

While with the boyfriend:

Nothing else matters except "It's always nice to be with you." coming out from her mouth every chance she gets. She's unexpected!

In the bed:

Gentle, and loving. Likes the occasional crazy sex, and she's the one who usually suggested it. She likes cuddling, and enjoy long-talks after sex.

Is there any chance a women like this out there? Or am I too demanding? LOL







This is what Suzuki said,

"Azhar, I already found my dream girl. And that's Vidya"


O.D.M watch in dildo-shaped casing


I'll let you be the judge.

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Sorry I didn't rotate the picture. Now it looked like something else! hahaha

I can't download anymore


I know what you're thinking.

You probably thought it's because of my broadband again.

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You're wrong love.

My external hard disk just can't contain anymore downloads!!

And my external hard disk is 500GB!! OMGOMG

I need a 1TB hard disk. LOL

John I know you have one. Give me!!! hahahaha


OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE I WON THE GRAND PRIZE!!!!


Digi D'Ultimate Birthday Bash was superb!

Here's what I won!!! (Sorry I'm excited. And not showing off okay!)

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When Hunny Madu and Liang opened the briefcase, I couldn't believe it was the number that I picked! I was stunned, and I think everybody saw the reaction on my face.

Even Liang was jumping up and down beside me while I stared blankly at the crowd.

I wasn't acting cool okay, I was shocked. I think everyone at the party agreed with me that the girl was going to win the trip.

I was literally speechless, and I couldn't say anything except,

"I am always like this. Ask my friends"

LOL

Thanks to Digi for the prizes. It's a 6K worth of goodie bags you just handed to me! I've never won anything this big before in my life! hahaha loser

And Liang, you still owe me that drink.


Here's the list of what I won:

Return flight tickets for 4 to Jakarta by AirAsia worth RM2000.
4 Deluxe rooms for 2 nights in Desa Resort, Jakarta worth RM1600.
RM200 Voucher from Lois Jeans.
RM400 Voucher for spa treatment in Diamond Privileges.
RM125 Voucher from Shunji Matsuo's hair studio.
An O.D.M Watch worth RM300.
A perfume from Playboy worth RM100.
A Tropicana Life cap worth RM40.
A Tropicana Life bottle worth RM40.
A Mentholatum Men's grooming kit worth RM300.
A Rimmel London Makeup worth RM150.

A Bottle of Smirnoff worth RM250.


How cool is that???? Thanks to William, Suzuki and Jian who gave me the extra chips that made me qualify for the contest!

Special thanks to Suzuki who picked the briefcase's number for me. And also to Nicole and Michelle who kindly enough let us sit in the VIP table, eating their cake, and drinking their liquor. Thanks guys!

Thanks to Digi again for the super cool prizes! And if you haven't notice till now, I'm a loyal Digi customer okay! Check my profile in your database. LOL


Another party coming up!



Venue: The Republic, Sunway Pyramid
Date: 10th October


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What's it for?

It's the launch of the new Blackberry Curve! Organized by Xpax.

I thought the name of the party was a nice touch, XBerry party. LOL

And artists will be performing, locally of course.

Who's going? Invite me bitches. hahaha

My G is spelling out FUCK


Didn't understand that? hahaha

The 'G' in my keyboard is spelling out the word FUCK every time I pressed it. Weird

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So tonight's the Digi Birthday Bash in Bar Celona.

If someone ask why can I still party at this time while assignments are piling like mad, I'd say this,


"I finished mine, SUCKER!"

hahahahahahahaha

I finished all my assignments yesterday, and all the ones left are my video projects.

Which I'm gonna finish it by next week since I have a play to direct.

Don't even try to make me feel guilty of having fun when you can't. LOL

Bye bitches. See ya tonight if you're going.


 
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