How stupid do you think I am?
0 commentsThe email it was sent from doesn't even sound legit. It was yah-alert something and here's the best part, it was @live.com! hahahahahaha
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The 'NOTICE' part was even funnier!!! hahaha
Merdeka Eve BBQ Party
0 commentsIt's hell of a night.
The original plan was to BBQ at my place here in Suriamas. After a while then I realized that the BBQ pit can only be used until 10pm!! WTF! And we wanted to start at 9pm. LOL
So I tried to persuade the guards before the rest came if we could use the pit for a couple of hours after 10. They said no. I tried to lure them with a bribe, they said no.
I think they didn't understand what I said. haha!
So Kent came the earliest, followed by Vanessa, who thought that Suriamas is in Ridzuan and she was pretty confident. LOL
Kent tried to help me with the BBQ problem, and managed to borrow his cousin's portable electric grill and I thought the problem was solved.
Not quite.
He went all the way back to his cousin's house to pick it up, and me and the rest were already in the gazebo near the pool to set up some stuff.
Only to find out that they turned off the electric not 5 minutes we were there! WTF
William and I tried to talk with the other guards to turn it on for a couple of hours and the fucked up security was so stupid they put us all in a lot of trouble.
Firstly, the guard in charge asked to speak to him in English. Oh I thought he must've been a well spoken english guard. Yeah right. The whole time he was talking I was like, "Was that English?". Uugh pissed me off
Then, he told us he would turn on the light and he took my resident's card as a collateral. And he needs at least 3 cards to do the honors. He asked Neeshan and Hunain to go all the way up and get their residents card and bring it back down.
After that, they gave him the card and he said no. He won't be needing it anymore. STUPID fuck.
And then, they said they won't turn on the light because the manager said no! HELL STUPID FUCK
I hate guards with minimal wage. Not helpful at all.
So the BBQ team get to talking and decided to go to Keith's house originally, but Kent offered his place and since it's nearer, we just get on with it. haha!
Thought the problem's over?
We arrived at Kent's house and settled everything down. We plugged in the BBQ set, the electric went off several times!! Short circuit I guess.
After a while it went alright, but the BBQ set died. I mean literally.
The plugs were all still intact and turned on, but the BBQ was damaged I think. So stucked again. We only managed to grill off 5 sausages and 1 half cooked chicken which, Suzuki ate! And he liked it. hahahaha
After a lot of consideration, we decided to fry everything because it's better than no food at all. While we were frying, it was already past merdeka hour. LOL wtf
Then again, I never really celebrated Malaysia's independence day before.
Not appropriately at least. LOL
We had a good talk session after that. But it was all Suzuki's moments. hahahahah
It was a hell of a night/problems.
I lost my blogging mojo
0 commentsProbably I'm just gonna do reviews and stuff. Yeah, I think I'm gonna do just that.
Actually I'm working on a blogging project which I'm not gonna reveal to anyone.
I just hope it's gonna be big.
Back to bored again. huh
Adventureland is not so adventurous
3 comments:Spoiler ahead.
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The gayest fucking movie I've ever fucking seen!
0 commentsSeriously, no man should ever watch it, if you're too narrow minded. THIS IS THE MOST HILARIOUS MOVIE EVER CREATED!
Of course, not for the faint-hearted. You'll laugh your cock's out!
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Sacha Baron Cohen is one brilliant gay Austrian impersonator! And yes, better than Borat! haha
The acting was surreal, I could almost believed he's gay! And the sex scenes? wtf!! So gay! SO SERIOUSLY GAY!
I like the part where he appeared in the Today Show and introduced his black baby to the audiences. He named the baby, OJ. You know, as in OJ Simpson.
Okay if you're still too dumb and don't know who OJ Simpson is, he's an african-american (basketball?) player who was accused of murdering his wife? hahahaha Even I forgot the story!
So yeah, he said he swapped the baby for an ipod. hahahahahahaha
Anyway, it was seriously twisted and the part where he wanted to become straight was also very funny. He went to see a gay converter pastor somewhere in Alabama and the pastor was even crazier! hahaha
The fucked up part was, he told the pastor that he had a very blowjob lips. hahahahahahahhahahahaah
I think it's pretty obvious that the pastor can't help him so he met with another gay converter who is even more fucked up! (remember this is a documentary, so all the people involved had no idea this is a comedy film)
The pastor urged him to find a woman he can seduce! And of course Bruno went to a swingers party to watch all the people having sex!!!!! WTF!! ALL THE SEX SCENES WERE FUCKING REAL!!! Kinda gross, but I watched it at 4am in the morning when it's not time to fast yet. haha
There are loads of hilarious moments in this movie but if you're anti-gay, just fuck off and don't watch Bruno. Easy as that.
To those who wanted a serious kick in the nuts comedy, this is for you.
And Suzuki as well. hahahahah
It's offficial! Malaysia is going downhill
3 comments:Or so what other nation has claimed.
I've stumbled upon numerous ads, or news or even in movies and tv shows in other countries that mentioned Malaysia.
You would think, "Wow people started to recognize Malaysia already!"
Yeah right.
Even Indonesia is more famous than Malaysia. Hell, they didn't even know what Malaysia is!
But what Malaysia are famous for?
In UK, television factories will dump all the old television sets, and export it to Malaysia to sell as brand new.
In several TV shows, they claimed that Malaysian can't spell.
In Singapore, they recycle used cars, and sell it to Malaysia as new.
In some other movies, they stated that they paid little Malaysian kids 10cents to make dolls.
Before this we heard Pakistani or Indian or even Philipino kids making minimal wage for forced labor. Now it's Malaysian's turn to take the hit.
Then again, who cares about what I think. haha
Disney shitty videos
0 commentsSeriously it's defaming and an embarassment to human kind. I don't think kids even like these crap.
All the videos are tacky even! With a lame lyrics!!! Why would they agree to sing this shit!!!! I hate it!! hahahahaha
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Laksa Shack
0 commentsNot quite.
We have to book the place and gave a deposit of RM50 and the worst part?
We have to come back in an hour because it was packed shit! DIE
So went to Jusco to eat one of those mini pies and thank god it was good! Finally managed to get some good meat pies around.
Reminded me of the human meat pie in the barber demon movie thing (forgot the full name!) haha
The mini pies cost me about RM10 for 6 pies, too much for one person as it was already big enough each! I would suggest getting the beef pie instead of the chicken though because it's better tasting. haha!
After that went to Laksa Shack and I was full!!! I didn't order any of the laksas, so just ordered the Yellow Rice with beef (again!) and it was worth it too! Cost about 6 bucks but huge in portion!
I think I underestimated the taste because I thought it was gonna be plain. haha. Good choice for a light meal after 6(or maybe 5 because I gave my friend one) pies! LOL
I want that rabbit burger in fron of Ridzuan!! It's not open today!!!!!!!
what happened last night part 2
0 commentsIt's gonna be either boring or lame or both so only click if you're really really want to. LOL
Where did I stop again?
Oh after dropping Michelle.
Hunain looked at me and said, "are you ready to go for an adventure?"
hahaha I was like yeah okay wtf. LOL
He drove all the way near a Hindu temple, and it was really deserted. Seriously creepy. And Hunain kept saying "Shit man this is just like in Wrong Turn!"
Haha okay not quite.
He drove uphill, and that's where it got scarier. Hunain said he saw something and I was like, "where?" haha!
he drove and drove and kept saying creepy lol.
Until we reached a dead end! FCUK
It was a hill and no road led further. So guess what he did?
HE DROVE STRAIGHT AWAY TO THE DEAD END!!!!!!!!!
hahahahaha turns out, it was actually a very very steep hill!!!! It was sharp, deadly sharp! We head down really fast! And along the hill were houses. It was a housing area. A deserted one that is.
After we turned away from the hill, we saw more house. BIG big ones!
hahahahah
We head back home after that and he wanted to show another 'interesting' place he stumbled upon.
It was a spaghetti junctions with flyover all over! LOL
Reached home at 4.30am.
What a (weird) night.
I have a U.S Address!
0 commentsOMG somebody please stop me before I go broke (again)
How can I have a U.S address again?
There's this shipping company in Malaysia and Singapore that actually provide this service!
They have a base in the States, and they'll give every member a U.S address so that we could get stuff delivered there.
After that, they'll deliver all the stuff we bought to any address in Malaysia and Singapore for cheaper cost!
The best part? No tax! hahahah
Oh and if you want to wait to send all the stuff in one shipping, you can actually put all the things first in their warehouse up to 30 days for absolutely no charge at all!
Why have I never use this service before! Die!
I spent about 5 hours online shopping last night, and even ignored to break my fast! hahahaha. I had dinner at 1am or something..LOL
The website:
www.vshub.com
What happened last night
1 comment"Hey do you know me?"
WTF! haha
Turned out, it was Hunain. haha. To those who didn't know, Hunain is Neeshan's boyfriend okay.
LOL
Anyway he called me to accompany him and Neeshan to play pool in Kurnia. LOL that's in Taylor's LCS building. That time it was 10pm. wtf!
So I went down, and he was waiting for me at the car, like a gangster. And Neeshan hasn't went down yet. SO we waited for her.
Hunain was like, "look at her inside the lift. Grooming herself all over". hahaha Actually we can see her from the CCTV that was put at the lobby. hahaha I was laughing hard because Hunain was like a commentator.
Then we went to pick Michelle at Sri Petaling and this is the worst part!
Without the GPS, we were lost like 5 times!!! From the puchong-sunway tol, we just drive straight UNTIL we reached IOI Mall. hahahahahahahahahaaha
And we did that twice. We went through tol almost 4 times just to make a U-turn. WTF!!! After that we decided to go back and get the GPS. hahaha
Oh Michelle's housing area was, rich. LOL
Hunain and I kept saying "WOW" at a few houses there. And he wanted to buy one LOL.
Anyway went to SS15 to play pool (yes, from Sunway, then Sri Petaling, then head back to SS15).
My first time playing pool correctly! hahah Before this I played in games and never lose. LOL
Michelle and Hunain taught me how to play pool and I did score a fe balls myself without their help. Yeay me! Thanks you guys! haha I'm such a loser.
Anyway, wanted to eat and shisha after that (It wa around 1.30am) and couldn't find any near SS15. So went to Nathan's at OUG only to find out shisha stall was closed!!!!
Hunain was sad. haha!
So we ate and hang out instead. I had the best roti ever! Why? I ordered Roti Telur CHEESE!!!!!! GOOD I TELL YOU, GOOD!!!!
As I cut through the Roti, Cheese were oozing out of it! YUM!!!!
I'll continue what happened in the next post. This is already too long!!! But trust me, it's worth to read! hahahaha
Astro subscriptions canceled
0 commentsWent to dinner at the cafe and a show about snakes was on. EW!!! I was eating you dumbfuck! Why the hell would you wanna turn that on?
Anyway I was intrigued watching that so did a little research.
Not for the faint hearted. haha
Haha kidding. It's nothing really.
It's my favourite wilderness guy since what's his name again? The one who died because of stingray? (seriously I forgot!)
Okay this episode is where Bear Grylls tried to kill a boa constrictor and succeeded. haha.
Guess what he did after killing that bastard?
Can you guess? Or you've watched this episode already? DIE!!!
Anyway, he took off its head, and skin that bitch and piss in it!!!
I'm fucking serious! He urinated inside the skin to make it like a water pouch so that he could have something to drink.
And yes, he drank his own urine. Youtube more videos of him and watch him do crazy stunts in the wilderness.
Oh and he's kinda funny. With his facial expressions and such. hahaha
Oh now I remember the dude's name! It was Steve Irwin! hahahaha
OMG WHO SOLD BORN LESS CHICKEN??
2 comments:Even the waiter is so stupid I almost shouted in the restaurant!


It was a restaurant next to Sunway Pyramid by the way. You would recognize it by the name of Shaaz Restaurant? Ew
we wanted to order ice blended and smoothies but unfortunately this particular waiter was too dumb.
My friend wanted to have the chocolate smoothies, and the waiter replied, "Juice?".
I was like, no, smoooooooooooooothies. hahahahaha
He said the same thing again. Huh probably he didn't understand english. You would think I was wrong because I spoke in English to him right? Guess again!
He didn't even know malay!!! FCUK (puasa okay!)
We tried speaking in malay, FAILED. I thought, oh probably he's a sabahan (because we spoke in a Peninsula slang so maybe he didn't understand)
Sabahan slang= FAILED!!!!!
hahahahahahaha I have no idea what to do so we just ordered chocolate juice like wtf!! sounds dirty. ahahhahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahha
The result? It really was a chocolate smoothie that looked like a friggin juice! Taste? BADSTUPIDSHIT
lmfao
Don't go there to drink.
Hello, is this Azhar?
2 comments:Unknown: Hello is this Mr Azhar?
Me: Yeah who's this? (lol rude)
Unknown: Hi I'm Shah from Perodua. I received your documents and I wanted to confirm which car do you want.
Me: Oh okay. My mom said I have to take the MyVi. (hahahaha)
Agent: Okay. And will it be automatic transmission or manual?
Me: Auto please! (chuckled)
Agent: So MyVi Automatic, and it's the standard one right? Not SE?
Me: (laughed) No just the standard one.
Agent: So what color do you want? We have black, white...
Me: If you have white I would love that one!
Agent: Really? But it's gonna get dirty easily. I suggest you get the black one. Hard to notice if it's dirty. (laughed)
Me: WTF IT'S MY CAR OKAY YOU BITCH GO DIE I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG. (Okay I didn't say this)
Me(real): Oh (laughed) okay sounds fine with me since I only used for driving anyway.
Agent: Okay so can you ask your mom how much down payment will she be paying? I wanted to call but I was afraid she might be busy.
Me: Yeah sure I'll ask her to call you instead for more details since I don't really know how to deal car stuff with you people. (LOL)
Mom called me half an hour later....
Mom: Remember when you have a car later ah, don't forget to wear mask. H1N1 everywhere.
Me: How is that related with me getting a car?
Mom: Could you please for once just not talk back? (okay she didn;t say this hahaha)
Mom(real): Related lah. Just wear mask whenever. Check your blood pressure twice a week and don't forget your appointments.
me: Okay okay so when will I be getting the car?
Mom: Wait lah. You will have one sooner or later.
Me: Huh. Okay thanks.
LOL Was that long? hahahaha anyway yeah, getting a car soon!!! Excited
I'm beat!
2 comments:I think I nominated close to 300 blogs! (and still counting)
Anyway..
went to break my fast at Old Town today.
Had their ramadhan promotions plus RM5 coupon for the second meal. Which we used straight away.
God haven't had so much fun since forever! meeting my old friends from high school certainly brings back memories.
We talked and we laughed so hard the things we did back then, and I'm really glad I grew up with them. It's like nothing I've ever felt in this world.
I'm so proud of you guys. And hope we will still be bitchy forever. and probably bitch talk about our kids or wives/husbands later.
*no I didn't cry okay! haha
Good afternoon, my name is Russel..
0 commentsIt was well worth it. The line up, the wait, the rain. Ugh
Warning: spoiler ahead.

By the way, is the little mail man a chinese? haha!
You know, the cute little fat boy whom the dogs called little mail man? I was curious because of the eyes. haha. Looks a lot like Kent if you read his blog where he compared his photo with that kid.
The overall storyline of the movie was awesome! The old guy, Ellie, Doug, Kevin, and most importantly, Russel! haha
I almost cried to the part where Carl (the old guy) opened the 'My Adventure Book' and read Ellie's last message,
"Thanks for the great adventure. Now go get a new one!".
I was like, "damn he should'be read it first before hooking up all those ballons!"
Hahaha
The story was almost perfect it weren't for the talking dogs.
yes, all the dogs can talk. I hated it. It spoiled the story. I just wished only Doug could talk. LOL
In the end where they were eating ice cream on the curb and counting cars? That was absolutely brilliant!
My Rating: 9/10. Go watch it now!
Probably Pixar will do an Indian main character after this. haha

Mission: to get each and every blogger nominated before closing date!
3 comments:And you know what
I didn't even do it to get nominated back, but I did it to gain traffic!
Hey at least I did something nice in return right?
Besides, there are few blogs that I feel are really cool and should be nominated!
In fact, every blogger should at least get people to nominate them! This is so much fun. haha
Oh and you know what, I get to nang them in Innit as well too since I searched their blogs from there.
Anyway to those I nominated, you guys deserved it! And to those who nominated me back, thank you guys so much and I really do appreciate it.
Hope we can all meet in Singapore during the awards!
Cheers!!!

Merdeka Eve BBQ Party
0 commentsDetails inside
Okay so this BBQ Party will be held at my place, Suriamas Condo during Merdeka eve which on the 30th for those who didn't know. haha
We'll have chickens, sausages, snacks, booze (for non-muslims only!) and many foods on sticks. LOL
Organised by Michelle Lee, Kent and Suzuki (and of course myself lah haiyah!)
There will be a small amount payment though. You know, for the foods and booze(to those who wanted booze only). LOL
It's advised that people who wanted to join, is really comfortable with us. We don't want any quiet, not fun people. OMG was that too honest or just plain mean?
Whatever.
Melaka Trip Photoshoot-SNAP
0 commentsBut to hell with that. Melaka first! hahaha
So SNAP next photoshoot will be in Melaka solely because of the old buildings.
I was trying to incorporate the structures of the old buildings with the models wearing modern, flowy dress.
I just can't wait to see how it turned out! I'm so pumped up.
This probably gonna be the first professional fashion shot from SNAP. Although we're still looking to get reflectors. Since it's gonna be an outdoor photoshoot, natural lightings would do. haha (cheapskates)
Anyway, I'll be sponsoring the accommodation but to not make it too crowded, I'll only be bringing 8 people.
This trip will be held next Friday on the 4th september, and will be an overnight trip. Details will sent out once I get all the particulars.
Oh did I mention we also need models? Feel free to email me your pictures (professional or not) if you'd like to spice up your portfolio for free!
Reminder: this is a free photoshoot therefore models will only be volunteering as well. haha! Out photographer will be Nicholas Chin from superwantanmian.blogspot.com
First come first serve basis (more like pretty first basis) OMG mean.

Do you have what it takes to work with Google Inc?
0 commentsI think I better stick to, "I'll just Google it." haha!
1. How many golf balls can fit in a school bus?
2. You are shrunk to the height of a nickel and your mass is proportionally reduced so as to maintain your original density. You are then thrown into an empty glass blender. The blades will start moving in 60 seconds. What do you do?
3. How much should you charge to wash all the windows in Seattle?
4. How would you find out if a machine’s stack grows up or down in memory?
5. Explain a database in three sentences to your eight-year-old nephew.
6. How many times a day does a clock’s hands overlap?
7. You have to get from point A to point B. You don’t know if you can get there. What would you do?
8. Imagine you have a closet full of shirts. It’s very hard to find a shirt. So what can you do to organize your shirts for easy retrieval?
9. Every man in a village of 100 married couples has cheated on his wife. Every wife in the village instantly knows when a man other than her husband has cheated, but does not know when her own husband has. The village has a law that does not allow for adultery. Any wife who can prove that her husband is unfaithful must kill him that very day. The women of the village would never disobey this law. One day, the queen of the village visits and announces that at least one husband has been unfaithful. What happens?
10. In a country in which people only want boys, every family continues to have children until they have a boy. if they have a girl, they have another child. if they have a boy, they stop. what is the proportion of boys to girls in the country?
11. If the probability of observing a car in 30 minutes on a highway is 0.95, what is the probability of observing a car in 10 minutes (assuming constant default probability)?
12. If you look at a clock and the time is 3:15, what is the angle between the hour and the minute hands? (The answer to this is not zero!)
13. Four people need to cross a rickety rope bridge to get back to their camp at night. Unfortunately, they only have one flashlight and it only has enough light left for seventeen minutes. The bridge is too dangerous to cross without a flashlight, and it�s only strong enough to support two people at any given time. Each of the campers walks at a different speed. One can cross the bridge in 1 minute, another in 2 minutes, the third in 5 minutes, and the slow poke takes 10 minutes to cross. How do the campers make it across in 17 minutes?
14. You are at a party with a friend and 10 people are present including you and the friend. your friend makes you a wager that for every person you find that has the same birthday as you, you get $1; for every person he finds that does not have the same birthday as you, he gets $2. would you accept the wager?
15. How many piano tuners are there in the entire world?
16. You have eight balls all of the same size. 7 of them weigh the same, and one of them weighs slightly more. How can you find the ball that is heavier by using a balance and only two weighings?
17. You have five pirates, ranked from 5 to 1 in descending order. The top pirate has the right to propose how 100 gold coins should be divided among them. But the others get to vote on his plan, and if fewer than half agree with him, he gets killed. How should he allocate the gold in order to maximize his share but live to enjoy it? (Hint: One pirate ends up with 98 percent of the gold.)
Answers are here in the comment area. But feel free to try and answer first!

Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
0 commentsIt's a speedo. LOL
Anyway went to..
SS2 Murni restaurant near Kent's house last night.
Suzuki and Michelle picked me up just to go eat that restaurant. Turns out, we had a pretty good time.
The food was okay, but I think Kent's mango drink was superb. My fried noodle was expensive though, but huge in portion. haha.
After that Kent gave a tour of SS2, but the car was driven by Suzuki since it's an automatic transmission car. Kent's by the way.
The tour was, brief. haha! Not too mention Suzuki's bad driving skill. Ugh
We almost left a certain photographer when he tried to answer his call. And Nick recorded something pretty scary about our conversation. hahah
The night ended with one question,
"Do you think JAIS should be abolished?"
hahahahahaha I think you could guess who asked me that.
I believe in every blogger!
5 comments:So wanna know what I did? haha last time I nanged everyone in Innit and now..
I nominated bloggers for the Nuffnang Bloggers Awards!
Was that crazy? haha! Of course not. I voted those who I think will appreciate it okay.
I believe every bloggers should get recognitions and know that their blogs are as important as others.
No one should ever be left out, and to those whom I nominated, your blogs are awesome!
Oh I think I nominated 20 blogs today! More nominating to do tomorrow!
Cheers mates!

Lady GaGuy?
2 comments:Only this time, they have proof! Lady GaGa has both men and women reproductive parts!
My friend told me that Lady GaGa has both male and female genitalia but I refused to admit it's real.
Until I googled that news, I was sort of, convinced. But not 100% of course. People who started the rumor must be rich by now.
But they have pictures! Showing a bulge below th belt during one of her video shoot in Glastonbury. haha
Here's the link of the alleged news. (only this time it wasn't from the same website Megan Fox's gender switch news was reported) haha!
MTV
Hollywood Gossip
But whatever. She have good clubbing songs anyway.

The case of Kartika
0 commentsI feel like I have to say something so here it goes.
The case of Kartika is obviously very wrong and she should be caned. But, why does the media and government authority wanted to publicize her story just because she's a model?
She's not even famous until now! haha.
The media reported there are several court cases involving Kartika before this and if you Google, you'll see what I mean.
To those who didn't know, Kartika was arrested in a hotel in Kelantan (I think) for drinking three glasses of beer. She admits to that allegations and wished that her punishments be carried out publicly.
I think she meant the caning should be done publicly? I guess. hahaha
Anyway the media reporters said and I quote, "Let this be a lesson to all Muslim WOMEN to not drink alcohol."
I think that's kind of bias since this case involved a Muslim women. What about the guys?
Oh and Selangor police authorities will be doing raids all over the state to search for Muslims drinking alcohol in public.
I don't have to worry a thing since I've stopped. haha (okay not funny)
Anyway read the news here.

Miss Universe 2009
2 comments:Anyway just watched Miss Universe 2009 on tv. Well I guess everyone knows that Venezuela won. Yeah that's a surprise.
Miss Malaysia wasn't so pretty compared to last year, but I'm excited because she's a Sabahan! LOL
I don't get why would they let women who are not english literate participate in this pageant. I mean, language is important and we have to admit that English is the world's language.
So by unable to speak in English, doesn't that diminish the title 'Universe' itself? If I were them, I would be embarassed even coming to the competition. haha
But then again, they're hot babes. So don't mind the language as long as their ....
Feel free to fill that in. I know I have..
Cheers!

I wished I was back at school.
0 commentsOMG come to think of it now, I really do change schools a lot!
Even colleges! Sigh. I guess I have to expect that I'll change workplace later. lol
Anyway..
My best friend is here! He'll be staying at my place until his visa is ready.
Oh did I mention he'll be embarking in a medical course in Newcastle University? in UK that is. I'm so excited for him!
Well he was suppose to go to India but didn't get any placement so UK it is.
Why am I so excited again?
EURO TRIP BY THE END OF THIS YEAR!!! Wooohooooo
Green light from mom-check
Flight ticket-not check
Money-CHECK!!!! hahahahah
Plus he could finally help me get my stuff from my cousin in Milton Keynes. My shoes!!! My jackets!! My electric guitar!!!
Excited again! haha
What did I woke up to?
0 commentsIt's like a mass twitter follower or something!
I could've sworn there were at least 10 followers today! Ugh
And none of them I knew. But hell I just added them back. I have a perfectly good reason of doing it okay. To promote my blog! hahahaha
Well I did mention we can make money through Twitter right? So the more followers you have, the more money you'll generate (if you register with a certain money-generating-twitter-based company. LOL
HAHAHAHAHAHA
0 commentsIt brought me back to a certain period before where I still don't know who sang this song.
I thought she was pretty. But the search of the video disappoint the hell out. Watch and you'll know what I mean.
Still a good song though.
Yahoo! Answers
0 commentsBlogging, Tweeting and Answering. LOL
I have been in Yahoo! Answers before and I was quite active. But I stopped after a while because I had no internet connection.
When I got it back, I lost my interest in Y!A. haha
Do you know how addicted I was to Y!A? I could get 10 best answer in a day! omg haha!
So now I'm back in Y!A again, to spread joy. lol.
Okay not really, my main goal now is to promote my blog's URL!! LOL!
Evil attention whore. or blogging whore. or tweeting whore.
LOL

Nuffnang Blogger awards
0 commentsIt's some sort of blogger awards crap.
But not crap enough because they are sending 400
bloggers to Singapore for 3D2N stay! PAID BY NUFFNANG!
omgomgomgomg
hahaha. There's no way I'll get nominated for this shit.
Anyway just nominate your favourite bloggers in different categories here.
Oh and I was nominated! Thanks to a certain blogger who forced me to do the same. LOL
Quarantined!
0 commentsAnother case of H1N1, which infected one of our classmates, Vidya.
I will feel so bored especially since this is Ramadhan. Ugh gonna do a hell lot of blogging and tweeting then. DIE!!!!
hahahaha
Anyway went to drop off the business plan proposal for the TBS business plan competition today. So that's outta my way.
Next up is the presentation for POE tutorial, which will be commencing next week. Thank god I can still do a lot of research since Gloria screwed up hers, and Lyon didn't even email me his part.
Went to AC (not to eat!) but to accompany some of my friends to have their lunch. Not tempted but Suzuki was! hahaha
Oh one more thing, a certain blogger pissed me off today.

Done on time!
0 commentsAnd that one was the first time I added a long and detailed review! LOL
Anyway..
I just wanted to tell what happen when we went to Pavilion last night.
Before heading to KL, we pick up Nick because he's desperate to take pictures and we headed to Pavilion.
His main purpose is to take the huge bull in front of Pavilion but was disappointed when it wasn't there LOL.
So we were there to watch 'I love you, Beth Cooper' as mentioned in my latest movie review.
OMFG Nick was so noisy!!!
He kept texting the whole movie like shit and when he laughed, DIE BITCH DIE!! It was noisy!!!! hahahahahaha
That's it LOL.
Oh and we manage to find the huge bull at the back of Pavilion. But he didn't even take the picture of it. Stupid.
I Love You, Samantha.
0 commentsI watched I love You, Beth Cooper after dinner. Detailed review and spoiler ahead!

Oh my god I forgot how much I was like so in love with Hayden Panetierre. After Heroes season 3 was finished, I was like dying for more. Thank god this movie was around. haha
Okay firstly, the geeky guy. Need I say more? He wasn't that ugly, I think it was okay for such a geeky role he played. Haha. But the nose. OMFG. How huge is that thing? It looked like what appears to have made the Titanic sank! Seriously!
And the flashbacks when he was a kid, the hair, the braces. I was like OMG-ing countless of times. haha!
Good thing all of that can be forgiven by Hayden's natural good acting skills. Okay I'm being bias. haha. She had such good looks, I swear I would wanna marry her! She has the most flawless skin in Hollywood! The tan was perfect and even, although she was a bit fat but who damn cares! She's the embodiment of hotness!!!
Okay I think this has turned into celebrity review than a movie review. Back to the movie.
The whole idea was pretty good. I love the speech part at the beginning. It's like something that could happen during the graduation of your school! haha! Very funny and I was OMG-ing loads of times there too. But I hate the fact that it was too long.
The most romantic and cheesy part was when a song by KISS was played and they were 'accidentally' near the bonfire. It was really predictable when their friends had to leave them alone for a while, hoping something would happen. Again tacky.
But the most unexpected part was the cows!! LOL one of the stupid girls suggested to tip the cow over and I was like wtf! hahaha And the cow poop doesn't look real! It was supposed to be dry and not wet and brownish. I should know because back in Sabah, there are certain place that has cow shit just lying there in the middle of the road. hahaha
Anyway, The showring part in the girls locker room was okay, but you know Malaysian cinemas, always wanted to cut the best part where Hayden dropped her towel and showerd her boobies. Damn I missed it. Gonna download the original movie. hahaha
The scene after the threesome (yes there was a threesome) and where Hayden and that geek guy was chatting near the setting of Friday the 13th (I'm serious! It was identical) seems out of place.
The switching of frames between the threesome and Hayden was really annoying. I wished they would've just let one of the conversations ended first and continue with the rest. Huh I was dizzy for a while there.
So the ending was the best part. I like it when the guy said, "See you during the reunion. If we're still single, I'll marry you."
And Hayden replied, "That's a promise."
And her laugh was magical! haha okay I'm like really in love with her right now. LOL
Do you wanna know how good is that movie, with rating aside?
I couldn't stop smiling until the movie was finished.
My Rating: 11/10

I went to Thailand just to break my fast!
0 commentsYesterday was in Bali, today I went to Thailand! With Neeshan and her bf, and my close friend.
Haha of course you would know that this another food review right?
We went to Kepong to get something decent to eat. And it was decent. In fact, it was great that we want more!! haha
The restaurant is called 'Krua Thai' and it's located behind Pappa Rich's lot in front of Jusco Kepong.
It's very noticeable from the side, as there are LOADS of people there! You could've guess this will be another succulent food review like yesterday. haha
We ordered chicken fried rice for the guys, and the girls ordered tom yam fried rice and fried noodle.
The fried rice was pretty good, but plain. It was almost tasteless, but was saved by the amazingly spicy thai sambal with chopped garlic. Spicy as it was, it made me love spicy foods! haha
The rice was generous in portion, with huge chunks of sliced chicken breasts steamed and then fried to make it tender and juicy. Served with the rice is thinly sliced carrot and cabbage and it was fresh! I like the combination of colors which made it really appetizing. (and the fact that when you fast, everything looks good) haha!
But the main attraction was not the fried rice, it was the Tom Yam Seafood. We ordered the big bowl of tom yam which cost us RM30 and it's worth it. With a generous portion of prawns, squids and oyster in the soup, RM30 seems really cheap.
I wanna comment on the soup first. It was surprisingly sweet! I could even see the sugary texture within the soup and I can tell they used a generous amount of brown sugar. The amount of herbs used was geneorus too! Everytime I tried to scoop up the soup in my bowl, the herbs will be there. LOL. I guess I can't complain more since it was soooo delicious!
Okay the seafood was fresh, but KL fresh. haha! Means it's not really that fresh if you compared to the ones in let say, KK! haha. I missed seafood in KK. Cheap some more! LOL
I recomend this place to those who wanted to try authentic Thailand food. The environment was too Chinese though, but the every sip of the soup you take, will take you to Thailand. LOL
I have to admit one thing, Nick was right. We actually could find good food in Kepong. haha!

Scribefire. Blogging at ease
0 commentsHuh been finding ways to optimize my blogging, mails and twitter experience. haha!
I'm not really interested in making loads of money online, but just to be recognized and make contacts to promote SNAP. LOL
Sounds cheesy but it is true. The revenue generated online is just an added bonus. Which I'm very happy with the staggering amount especially from Adsense.

Make money through Twitter!
0 commentsHow can you make money just by providing little updates about yourself?
That's why it's so easy! Twitter is also known as micro-blogging, which you only provide brief updates about yourself or share links or pictures and videos!
And how does it generates money you ask?
Sign up with Churp Churp and optimize your twittering experience! It's easy and fun to navigate and let's face it, the layout looks great! haha!
Oh one thing before I forgot! You need to have a Twitter account first! Follow these steps if you're confused.
First step:
Sign up with Twitter.com
Second:
Follow as many people as you can (friends, celebrities, websites)
Third:
Sign up with churpchurp.com
Fourth:
Wait for any ad campaign to book you!
Fifth:
Follow me on Twitter!! (Click)

Iftar
0 commentsYesterday's dinner was a blast. Have you read my food review last night? If not go and read it! haha!
So today Neeshan and I
are planning to break our fast together somewhere. But we haven't come to a conclusion on where exactly we're gonna eat.
Anyone has any suggestions? Preferably somewhere near, but around KL is find too I guess. (well since Neeshan has a GPS, haha!)
Does anyone wanted to join us? Just text me if you wanted to. The more the merrier! LOL
I'm in a very shopping mood
0 commentsThis is what I'll do when I'm hungry. Looking for new and trendy fashion. God knows I really need to shop since I could wear different things just for approximately two weeks and then rotate again. Ugh
In this post I just wanna share one brand that is very cool.
It might be expensive though, but the designs are worth your money. I'm so loving this shit!
This is something that I definitely would wear. And to tell you the truth, I bought one!! hahahahahaha
But it's still hasn't arrive yet, since I have it custom-made. OMG OMG OMG can't wait.
I'm not gonna parade the price though, so that you can google yourself. LOL
Oh by the way, this brand is called Elmer Ave (short for avenue). Even the brand name's cool! haha addicted






Found it!
0 commentsWhich is very productive I have to say.
I found one great online store from eBay that sells great stuff for guys. It's from UK, so I'll have to bear with the expensive shipping cost. Ugh
But fortunately I found a lot of clothes that I wanted to buy in that store alone! So the shipping cost will be combined and it'll be cheaper! Yeay.
So what did I found that I want to (and will) buy?
A trench coat. (always wanted one of these, haha!)
Mens cardigan (OMG it looked great since most of my apparels are shirst anyway)
Waistcoats (Looks formal, but it's actually very casual)
I have pictures, but I think I'm gonna save 'em until I really buy them. haha!
I'm so friggin happy...
LOL
How to get rid of man boobs
0 commentsWell obviously I was searching for this on the net.
Because well, I have man boobs. LOL
Gonna get rid this flabby thing hopefully within this Ramadhan. I wonder why I didn't think of it before? Stupid.
How to Get Rid of Man Boobs -- powered by eHow.com
I went to Bali just to break fast!
0 commentsBe prepare as I'm going to give the most succulent food review ever written (here I meant). LOL
Don't read this during fasting!
Okay actually I went to a Balinese concept restaurant in Puchong called Bumbu Bali.
IT WAS SO FRIGGIN GOOD!!! In fact, it was excellent!
I had the Be Pasih Mixed Rice (Nasi Campur Be Pasih) and it was really huge in portion. When I say huge, I meant good enough for 2-3 people huge!
The mixed rice includes one small savoury rice, which smells wonderful! Even the taste was different than normal rice and the texture was soft and fluffy. I couldn't even remember when was the last time I had such a white, fluffy rice. The rice was topped with fried, crispy onions with a sweet sambal sauce. Not spicy, just right.
The meal also include three grilled pandory fish fillet and the meat was soft and tender. As you cut through the fillets, steam came out and the smell of fresh lemon grass and olive oil can easily be noticed. The special Balinese herb used on the fillets was like a cherry on top of a lady in a bikini (okay?).
Not only the fish, they also include two grilled prawns, and it was not even the small, cheap ones. It was actually tiger prawns! The huge, big big ones! OMG I swear I could still taste the prawns as I'm typing. The secret to savour all the juiciness in a prawn is to suck on its head first before ripping off the shell. But me, I rather eat the prawns with the shell as the taste is still trapped in the sweet-smelling grilled to perfection prawns.
You would that's it, but you're wrong. There's also squid. Or should I say, SQUIDS! There are possibly 7-8 squid in that meal alone (I told ya it was enough for 2-3 persons). The squid was topped with lemon juice and some herb that made it taste so heavenly. You feel like you're in Balinese beach eating fresh, grilled squids.
Are you tired of reading or you want more?
Of course there's more!
The vegetables! OMG so fresh you'll feel like your mom just plucked it from outside the garden! It was a mix of long beans and some other unrecognized veggies but whatever it was, it was AWESOME. I still couldn't believe how fresh it was!
Now the side sauces. They gave two very different sauce that compliment each other very well. The first one was a sweet, spicy, and salty sambal with blended dried chili and onions. Mix it with the crushed garlic and onion with green chilis and olive oil, you'll have the perfect sauce ever made in the world (so far). How I wished I could bring that home...Huh...
The drink was okay, but my friend had the classic mojito, without alcohol. It was bubly water mixed with lemongrass and lemon juice, topped with crushed fresh mint leaves and lime. Put it in ice and there you go, a perfect blend, non-alcoholic drink to quench your thirst after a day of fasting. Just what you need!
The price? Less than RM30! Could you just believe it?
*pictures removed due to HTML errors. Sorry!*

Twitter-craze
1 commentThose who haven't follow me, what are you waiting for? LOL!
If you don't have any twitter account, just register here.
Anyway..
I'm always in a very twitter mood. It seems funny because Twitter actually does nothing but provides quick and brief updates. Not that anyone would wanna know. haha!
But you wouldn't believe how much I tweeted today. Even I was talking to myself saying "OMG Azhar could you at least stop with the twitter for an hour?"
I was like "okay okay I'm stopping"
I'm serious. I talked to myself sometimes. I could even say sorry to myself if I dropped something. hahaha
One of my lecturers said that's the sign of a good man.
Okay, I'll take it. lol

Life, Life, Life
0 commentsAnnoying isn't it?
Well,
that song was played a million of times everyday in Hallmark channel. It was so friggin annoying.
Because you know why? it's not even a song! I mean it was, but the lady who sang the song, shouted or should I say screamed in horror when it comes to the "Life" part. STUPID!!!
The worst part is, the video clip was a women swirling round and round in the jungle (WTF!) with her Pashmina swung around with her.
I swear I could go crazy everytime I heard that bitch sings!
Oh probably you're wondering why I was in Hallmark channel right?
LOL I watched The Nanny okay. That's why.
Oh oh I forgot one more thing that is so annoying about Hallmark channel. After a certain TV show or underrated movie was finished, there would always this short movie from Australia (I think since the accent is very Aussie) and trust me when I say this,
ALL THE FRIGGIN SHORT MOVIES MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL.
Go on, try and watch it. you'll feel stupid.
Well, this is embarassing
4 comments:That was the message that Firefox gave me after it crashed.
Stupid.
They were like so confident that the new version of Firefox is so much better than the old one. As if it was lightyears better.
My ass. (opps)
Does anybody else have any problem with their Firefox crashing?
Or am I the only who uses firefox still? haha!

Tips for fasting
0 commentsEspecially since it's Ramadhan and I'm sure lots of my non-muslim friends are fasting with me too. But they did it to save money and lose weight, which you will. haha!
AVOID:
Fried and fatty foods.
Foods containing too much sugar.
Over-eating especially at suhoor.
Too much tea at suhoor: Tea makes you pass more urine taking with it valuable mineral salts that your body would need during the day.
Smoking cigarettes: If you cannot give up smoking, cut down gradually
starting a few weeks before Ramadhan. Smoking is unhealthy and one should stop completely.
EAT:
Complex carbohydrates at suhoor so that the food lasts longer making you less hungry.
Dates are excellent source of sugar, fibre, carbohydrates, potassium
and magnesium.
Almonds are rich in protein and fibre with less fat.
Bananas are a good source of potassium, magnesium and carbohydrates.
DRINK:
As much water or fruit juices as possible between iftar(break fast) and bedtime so that your body may adjust fluid levels in time.
Ramadhan
0 commentsNot like it's a big deal.
But, I do have to tone down cursing for a month! haha!
And no going to the cinemas or clubs the whole month. Well except for cinemas, but I can only go during night time.
I hope this fasting month gives me benefit like last time.
The last time I fast, I lose a staggering 40 pounds! haha! But unfortunately that was when I was still in UK. And when I got back, nobody was able to see the sexy side of me anymore..Because I got fat again. hahahaha
Whatever. I love being big and fat. LOL
Okay....
2 comments:Whatever. It's your loss. I think I'm gonna sell that idea for RM250,000.00
Any takers?
So anyway..
Went to some mamak restaurant last night in OUG. It was Nathan's I think.
The only good thing about that place (so far) was their iced milk tea and the company I was with last night.
LOL!
Oh we were sort of lost on our way to OUG but that's only because somebody told us we were when in fact we're not. Stupid Nick.
We finally managed to get back on the right track when we used Neeshan's GPS. We kept calling that thing a bitch because she was so bossy. The voice in the GPS I meant.
Oh Neeshan's boyfriend embarasses me because I never heard of Metallica. haha
Don't condemn me okay! I've actually HEARD of Metallica but never actually listen to any of their songs.
Why is it important again? haha!
OMG Excited
4 comments:But I can't help it
I managed to cheat the Domino's Pizza online ordering!!!
OMG OMG OMG
Ask me how did I manage to buy a regular pizza for just RM3.
It's actually not wrong! In fact, it's totally legal!
Go on, ask me how I did it.

TBS Business Plan Competition update
0 commentsThey need us to prepare a 1000 words proposal by this Monday.
OMG DIE
I haven't even finished with my research and there's like so many more to go!
Thinking of going out tonight with the SNAP-ers (LOL geek club) to discuss.
Neeshan didn't reply my text!!!!! How am I gonna go out? LOL
Class today
5 comments:Anyway, I shouted again in class. hahah! I think it'll be my habit of shouting 'guys'. Although it'll be pointless since I do that almost every time, at least tried to calm the class down. But failed LOL>
Anyway, we tried to do a demonstration of
exorcism in class today. Hahah!
I know it's sensitive and whatever, but to hell with that.
At least our team member was kind enough to give me and Suzuki the support to do the act. thanks guys! haha
Even Gloria let her hair down so that she could look possessed.
To classmates that we might have offended, wtf!. Seriously.
And John, I'm just gonna say it straight in here. There are nicer ways to say the things that you've said to me today okay. Ugh.

Listen to the judgment from the pornstar
0 commentsFinally managed to get a decent food around here. The last time I had a pretty delicious meal was when my mom was here.
She would take me to eat at those Malay restaurants since she's pro malay. hahah!
Her favourite would be either fish steamed with sour soup or mixed vegetables. Added with sambal belacan and she's golden! LOL
Why am I talking about foods all of a sudden?
Because Ramadhan is two days away! I can't wait to lose weight. hahah
Fake.
I actually could save money and finally gets to shop during Raya. I wonder when will my baju raya be ready?
By the way, this year I'll have a baju raya because my mom is in a really festive mood. Trust me, I haven't had any baju raya since 5 years ago because I didn't like the idea of having tailored clothes.
Anyway my baju raya is pink! WTF!

Scare Tactics
0 commentsBut AXN started to air it again, and I've never watched the first episode. Turned out, it was hillarious and scary! seriously I was laughing the whole time because the lady's expressions was funny.
Imagine you being scared like this. What would you do? I'd laugh. Like hell. haha!

Sex should never be an awkward topic
0 commentsAnyway, this post is related to healthy sexual positions according to Discovery Health. Read more if you're just that curious. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Doggie-style.
Rear entry is an arousing way to go — in addition to the woman's pleasure from the deep penile penetration, a man can put the finishing touch on this sexual technique by reaching around and caressing his lover's clitoris. Or he can touch another arousing area, be it her breasts, buttocks or back.
CAT.
This position isn't actually named for the furry felines, but stands instead for "coital alignment technique." To position himself purr-fectly to bring a woman to the peak of pleasure, the man moves forward from the missionary position so that he and his partner are lying pelvis-to-pelvis (bodies flat against each other). The base of his inserted penis will be rubbing her clitoris, and while the woman pushes her pelvis up, the man gently counters. Repeating this rocking motion over and over can bring both partners to the pinnacle of pleasure. Thrusting is out of bounds, though the man might be tempted.
Yawning Position.
In this variation on the old missionary, the woman straightens and raises her legs, and parts them widely. Like the traditional man-on-top, little clitoral stimulation is achieved, so the man might enjoy this one more than his partner can.
The Widely Opened Position.
This is another twist on the traditional man-on-top. It offers deeper penetration, though, and more clitoral friction — and thus sexual fulfillment — for the female. From the missionary posture, the woman arches her back so that her body meets her mate's (rather than him thrusting toward her as she lies back), and opens her legs wide.
The Pair of Tongs.
This woman-on-top position has the female sitting astride the man, who is lying flat on his back. With her weight on her knees, the woman uses her vaginal muscles to squeeze her mate's penis. (The vaginal muscles grow stronger with practice.) Penetration is deep in this position, and little sexual movement is needed to give you and your main squeeze a mutual thrill.
Don't wait any longer! Go practice all these positions and see how good you are.
Oh wait, there's no pivot position here. LOL
Sources:
Kama Sutra (a reinterpretation in mini-manual format) by Anne Hooper (Dorling Kindersley Publishing, 2000)
101 Love Positions (VHS, DVD, R Rating) by Patti Britton, Ph.D.

New features
2 comments:The first step was hard, but once you start walking it became easier. As if you've been doing it your whole life.
HTML is really very easy. So what did I do since I learned editing HTML?
I managed to change the width of my blog and make it wider for optimum viewing.
I added the Read More feature which is also called Post Summary so that the readers can choose to continue reading more or proceed with other posts
I also added the drop down menu, which I made myself! That's why it looked so boring and plain because I haven't learn to beautify it yet. LOL. The drop down menu will have links to my Twitter, Facebook, and my SNAP website.
Oh I also added Digg features and this is actually to gain more readers who dug my posts. haha! that's a weird sentence. You can easily register Digg.com using only your Facebook account! It's as simple as that! Start digging!
So enjoy these new features! I did it all for the comfort of my readers. haha
Testing new feature
0 commentsNick is a major loser. LOL it worked! hahaha
Toilet paper
0 commentsWent swimming again today, but with a special guest star.
JT Cheow baby! haha
We immediately throw him into the pool just like every other people who have been thrown before.
Today we did crazy things in the water.
We carried each other on the back and had a knock down contest. I think everyone's a loser that time. hahahah!
Then we had who jumped the furthest contest. Which Nick won twice because he's an asshole.
Then we wanted to build human pyramid on water. FAILED!
After that we tried to build a bridge, where JT sat on Nick's tummy and we tried to throw them together in one swift motion.
Of course, failed.
I think I drowned for like so many times today.
Then again, so does Nick and JT. hahahahaha
Leng leng model
0 commentsIf you go to her blog, you would notice a crying balloon (well I assumed it's a balloon, since it has no proper shape) in a tub.
On the balloon thingy it said 'single' and '59'. I thought that was just a notice or reminder that she's single. LOL evil balloon.
Eunice told me the '59' stands for 59 days she's been single! LMFAO!
No wonder the balloon cried and bath in its own tears. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
On hold
0 commentsWTF!
I only used it for that this month! How can it be declined?
Ugh .com process is delayed again.
HELL
Shisha
0 commentsSome of us went to a mamak last night somewhere in USJ 9.
I tagged along with Neeshan and her boyfriend in the car since we live in the same building. And same block too! She's in 11th floor. haha.
Anyway, Neeshan was driving last night and it was pretty funny It was funny not because of her driving, but because of the person in front of us.
If you haven't guessed it yet, it's Suzuki. hahahahaha
The three of us at the behind them laughed at Suzuki's driving. hahahahahahaha It was some serious comedy. Entertaining, if that.
The thing he did that made us laughed out so loud was the fact that he signalled right and went left. LMFAO!!!!
Neeshan's boyfriend was even laughing until he coughed. hahaha
The night ended with loads of sex stories and a hell load of shisha-ing. Although that time only Suzuki, Michelle L, Neeshan and her boyfriend and me left. haha.
The owner (I think) said he overheard us talking because it was too loud. So...we were exposed?
LOL
Nasi Lemak
0 commentsLOL
Now I know everyone's IP address. hahaha
Yesterday while waiting for Suzuki in college, Michelle L, Nick, Vanessa, Joanna and myself went to the new cafe behind the LCS building.
It was expensive! Shit
Oh except for the Nasi Lemak, which I think is worth the money since it was sooooo gooooood!!! I want again! Not too spicy and loads of anchovies. haha
So we had a little game, and there was a shocking truth. LOL.
Anyway, everybody left around 4.30 except me and Michelle so we thought that everybody has paid. We went to the counter and the waitress asked us in Malay if everyone else has paid.
I was like, yeah probably since they already left.
Michelle went straight outside. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
I then ignored the lady and ran. Like seriously. Wasn't that obvious? LOL
But I want the Nasi Lemak again!
Reading HTML
0 commentsI'm trying to master on how to read and edit HTML so I was searching for some tutorials online and found one that is easier to learn.
So to those who also wanted to learn just click here.
Or paste this in your browser search:
http://www.w3schools.com/
Let's all learn HTML!
hahahaha lame.
eBay
0 commentsWell not really since we only have to do it in MS format, which I think was fun. And funny in a way.
We were asked to take pictures of 5 items we need to sell on eBay.
My items were iPod, Nintendo DS, Blackberry, a perfume and a cap.
LOL
Of course it weren't for real. Well except for the cap and my Blackberry, anything else are really for sale. haha!
And I was like OMG-ing a lot of times when I saw what Suzuki was trying to sell.
His piggy bank, high school trophy, and some other weird stuff which he claimed was possesed by demons?
WTF!!!!!
Don't even get me started with the rest of the descriptions like payments and refunds. I distinctly remember he put in
and
"we will only refund 20% of your money".
omg omg omg omg omg omg crazy.
And he also added in the description that all the items belonged to a celebrity named Suzuki, which evidently is his own fucking name.
Suzuki, you're weird. And not in a good way. LOL
Did I mentioned he was scolded by Mr Edward? hahah
Hot mess
0 commentsFinally managed to find a simple template that incorporate my needs. Besides, this new one has a great combination of color.
Anyway my new address is still not effective yet.
Waiting.....
Tomorrow's MMH presentation! I'm not ready.
Yeay!
0 commentsOMG I finally did it!
I'm an official dot commer!
The new address will be effective in three days.
www.mohdazharahmad.com
LOL
0 commentsRemedy
0 commentsWent to Mid Valley with my mom yesterday and I only get to buy one tiny little thing. Thanks mom for spending all your money before giving it to me. Thanks a lot.
MTV World Stage was last night and what did I do? Sitting in my couch watching what happened to House. hahahah
Then my friend called to go to my place since one of my friends came all the way from Johor and wanted to see me. I've not seen her for almost a year I think.
They knocked at 12am and we ate by the poolside until it was 3am. Usually it'll be more than that when we were together back in KK. I missed those times.. huh
My mom's flight was 7am this morning and she already arrived in KK by now. And she did it again. Leaving her things here. haha.
Oh and she left two very weird vitamins and one of them are called 4life? wtf
I better start with my assignments! Presentation on history and pictures for ebay.
Fat
0 commentsMy mom.
LOL
I just realized that everytime when she's around, I would eat non-stop. I don't know why.
Or probably because I knew she's paying? OMG!
I think that's it. I get to eat a lot because she's paying so when I'm not with her, I'll feel the need to not eat just to save money.
Mom, stop making me fat and just stick to buying me material stuff.
I'm bored here since I get my own room. See, what's the point right? haha. And she bribed me! With a trip to the car dealer which I'm so excited tomorrow!!!
Cars cars cars cars. Hope will get it this Ramadhan.
Maison
0 commentsNeeshan said that to me in the car. haha!
She's our new classmate from Maldives and I actually just got to know her. She's really funny!
"Azhar, do you think I looked slutty? I feel like I'm gonna steal some other bitch's corner tonight."
LMFAO!
Anyway, we talked the whole ride to KL and I get to know her age! LOL. She's 25, and used to be an air stewardess. The shortest one in the bunch. Awwww.. haha
Her boyfriend's really nice too!!! OMG Maldives people are soo nice. His car is nice too. Rental, of course.
Oh I didn't really partied that hard in Maison since I'm not in a clubbing mood. I lost my mood for everything these days.
I drove Suzuki and Vidya back, and Suzuki was kind enough to engage in small talks with me. haha. And another session after waking up. But that's gonna be just between us.
Anyway, thanks to Michelle 'babe' Lee for the invite. And our conversation will be just between us two. Although it wasn't really that bad.
John, sigh.
LOL
new look! new link!
0 commentsTwitpic
0 commentsThe first one she said, "He might be touching my boob".
I didn't click the twitpic link.
The second one, " He is DEFinitely touching my boob".
I immediately clicked the twitpic link to check who the hell is that guy. hahaha
Turns out, it was him.
Click to see who it was. You'll LOL.
I know I did. haha!
We are golden
0 commentsMeet The Robinsons
0 commentsNick was horny
0 commentsI didn't wanna swim at first because I hated the chlorine! haha
So Hui Shan and Kah Mun was pulling me to go into the pool. They didn't manage to do it first, but when Nick, Kent and Cruz joined them, how can I resist!
So they pushed me with my shirt still on, into the pool! Damn it. haha
Michelle Lee on the other hand was on the phone at that time so she probably didn't notice. haha.
I think they were swimming for 3 full hours! I only join them after I was forced to so it was probably only half an hour. LOL
Oh during the swim, everybody were grabbed and thrown into the pool! hahaha.
Nick was attacking Hui Shan and Kah Mun every chance he gets. They were shouting and screaming and pulling his hair but he won't stop! Gosh he's so horny. hahaha
The funniest thing was, everytime Nick got close to them, Kah Mun quickly pulled herself up on the edge from the pool and started to run away from Nick. I was LOL-ing hard!
water oh water
0 commentsAnyway after I came back from bromance session with the guys, my housemate told me the water's back on. Yeah right.
Afterwards my older housemate got back from his work around 10pm and asked me if the landlord lowered the rental. I was like wtf? That's random coming from a guy who just walked in from the front door. weird. So I said, yeah probably. hahahahahahah stupid.
He wanted to shower but there's no water. So he deciced to go back to his gym to shower. LOL did I mention he's a gym freak? He's a member of the California Fitness in Sunway. He's almost 35 years old (I think) and still not married.
So he asked if I've already showered because he could bring me to his gym to shower. Uhm...... I'll pass. hahahahaha
He came back an hour later (that's a long shower) and the water suddenly came back on.
I could hear him cursing in Hokkien when he got back. Rough night.
SNAP!
0 commentsSo we added a new member in the production team! And it's Suzuki. hahaha
Actually Suzuki was the original member of the business competition and Nick joined in after but since the production thing was cooked up by me and Nick so I guess that makes Suzuki the latter member.
Anyway, I changed the name of the production from NAF Production to SNAP! which stands for
At least it's catchy. haha
I'm going to register this production with the CCM to start with our business. In case you're wondering, that's Companies Commission of Malaysia.
Stupid landlord
0 commentsHe should never even existed.
LOL pissed off.
I called him today because there was no water supply in my apartment 3-4 hours ago. So I though maybe he forgot to pay the bill.
He asked me to go check the water meter near the elevator which evidently, is locked. Even if it wasn't locked, the water meter runs for the entire unite on that floor, not for each unit. That puts his stupidity to a whole new level.
And then he called a me few times to ask if my friend were at home. WTF. Then he told me something really stupid (then again, everything he said is stupid).
"Haiyah, your friends ah, always shower in the apartment after swimming right? Next time charge them 1 dollar each everytime they want shower-lah. We cannot let them shower free mah."
I checked the water bill, it's only a fucking RM8.00 a month. Yes, 8 fucking ringgit PER MONTH. Ughh can't wait to move outta this shit hole. haha.
To those wanted to move or searching a place to rent in Suriamas Condo, make sure your landlord is not George or Thomas.
LOL
I love sushi.
0 commentsWe should just do it.
All the avoiding and negative feelings is making me tired. haha
From now on I'm just gonna say whatever I had in mind without having any self-regard for anybody else. It's hard to please everybody and there is no way in hell I'm going to do some ass-kissing until my lips become numb like Suzuki's. hahaha
So whoever steps on my toes next, no more mercy. One sharp look from me to your heart and you're dead in my book.
Oh and a one way trip to my blog's hate list.
Seriously.
Shinygurl?
0 commentsIT tutorial was fun. hahahaha
Economy class started with us being scolded by Ms T and I really feel that it was unnecessary because Mr I-don't-know-his-name looked inferior than Ms T. lol
Oh I noticed while Ms T was scolding us, most of the time she would only address it to Semester 2 students, meaning us. Her eyes were glaring each and everyone in Semester 2. I guess we could've expected that.
Anyway..
There's a certain level of frustration seemed to be lingering in the whole group. It's there somehow.
Oh and almost everyone I saw today fell sick..Hahaha just when I was feeling better. lol
I hope everyone get well soon. I know I have!



I would never expect a huge rising star like Kristen Stewart would agree to do sex scenes in an independent film! But that's not the worst yet.

The 19 year old Twilight star had a sex scene with 33 year old Ryan Reynolds!!
I was like omgomgomg why is she doing this!!! LOL but actually there wasn't any sex scene involved. Just some major foreplay with Ryan Reynolds and that geeky boy.
Adventureland is like Superbad meets Twilight and Gossip Girl.
If you like Superbad, you would definitely love this one. Same director, different themes.
I like the way they used a shitty summer job as the main theme because anything can happen within that 3 months. The story revolves around one geeky boy who was forced to get a summer job by his parents because he wanted to study in New York.
Working as a game host in Adventureland, a theme park that is famous for ripping people off, he met this wonderful troubled girl who likes to sleep with older guy in his mom's basement.
The last part where the boy (seriously I forgot his name!) went to New York to apologize to her, they had sex! An unexpected one. haha
Oh and this time, they showed the scene. Kristen is showing a little boobies. LOL (unsightly) hmmm
Anyway, there will be another movie where Kristen will act as a 16 year old stripper and I can't wait to watch that! Hell yeah! hahaha
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