Sigh

I felt pretty light, not literally though. I weighed a 100 okay! Bitch

I wanna say something..but rather not. haha

I'm glad all of us worked it out.

But I think I've changed the way you guys looked at me forever.

As long as you don't avoid me, I'll be fine. LOL

The whole shouting thing, sorry if it scares you. haha

And to people who are not suppose to be at the receiving end of it, I'm sorry.

I lost it today.

Thanks to Miss T for being understanding. LOL both of us bitched talk about Malaysian before that. hahaha!

I think I've been UK-fied. I just realized this today.

I need some taroballs to comfort me. I wanna go tomorrow. No matter what.

Taroballs!!!!!

drama

We had some argument today. And I went like this








I think that says it all.

LMFAO I almost died laughing. Like seriously.



I'm serious!!! This is too funny!!!! But I really went off like that today. Sigh.

Adam Lambert

I think he's the only guy in the world that I wouldn't kick out of bed.

Whatever that means.

LOL I think I'm crushing on Adam Lambert. hahahahahahahahaha!

For the record, I'm not gay, and I'm very comfortable with my sexuality. For now. LOL

This is what happens when my girlfriend is kissing some guy on screen! Huh (that's Miley by the way LOL LOL)

Anyway...

Watch this.

Nick?

LOL

I think we need to de-gay ourselves.

People are jealous that we're like so....Hmm...I don't know....close?

LMFAO

Especially John. hahahah!

We've been like dedicating each posts for each other for like so many times LOL.

Whatever. hahaha!

Is America geting more stupid?

OMG

I cannot believe they just aired that on TV

Okay I just saw this reality show on MTV called True Life.

And at the end of the show, they have a spelling error.

Don't even defend them because it's on international TV.

They said, "He still hopes to persue modelling."

If you can't guess which is the wrong spelling than you should burn in hell.

Seriously.

I'm a hit!!

LOL

I just found like 5 minutes ago they were debating against the infamous Flizzardick.

Oh was I spelling it wrong? Who damn cares!

Oh people were liking me!! Yeay!! hahaha I saw my name came up loads of time and I actually got more than a hundred hit from 1 am to 2 am alone!!

Good thing I blogged about that cuntface huh?

Anyway, thanks guys for dropping by. And for contributing to my hits. LOL

omgomgomg

I'm loving this!!! This will be a tribute to my 100th post, THIS MONTH!!!. LOL I reached 100 posts for June alone. Anyway, this is funny as hell!!! LOL OMFG ROFL

A day in Jusco

I finally went out of PJ after a month now (not really considering I've been in and out of KL within that month)

First thing, the KTM. OMG the smell and the people is getting worst. I hate it. I should just burn the shirt I'm wearing today as I was involved in a little charade where loads of people coming and out of the KTM while touching me. Stupid. Why the hell would they wanna do that? You're technically destroying the smell of my MYR300 worth of perfume. Fuck you.

Anywho...

I arrived at Mid Valley and immediately texted Nicole Chin, my female photog. I mentioned her, right? She's working as an ice-cream promoter now, which is weird because the last time she was working as a juice promoter? Hmm..

She gave me tonnes of free ice-cream samples, althought it was the cheap ones. LOL. And it wasn't technically 'tonnes'.

Oh oh she was scolded by her super! hahaha! Which is funny to me, because her super kept looking at me. When I asked, she said to get rid of me or something so that Nicole could do her work. Damn. haha!

Let's get that out of the way. I tried Krispy Kreme Malaysian version today! It wasn't as sweet as some of my friends said it would. Probably the ones you tried are the original glazed ones. Try the assorted ones! The amount of sugar is perfect!

I was feeling so hungry today, I decided to try all the food stalls near Jusco and Carre Four. It was good, but I still like the Jumbo Cheese sausage from Jusco. I ate that piece of heaven twice. OMG. And the garlic wedges was good too, although it was a little under cooked for my liking.

Today was actually a productive day for me, as I get to buy my favourite magazine as well. And I waited for Nicole to finish her shift and we went back together. And we had a heated argument on the train about pedophiles? LOL everyone was looking at us because we (or me) talked real loud. Who cares? At least we speak in full english. It's not like other people could understand english.




HAHAHAH! Did I just say that? Oh well, it's still true. LOL OMFG

Why am I posting my pictures again?

Whatever. These are nice okay. Thanks to Nicole Chin, my new female friend in college. She's a great photographer. Oh and she has a blog too. It's something wantan something. Hmm..sounds familiar to me..

Assignment update

Okay. Why haven't I updated my blog every friggin day as promised? haha.

Was I busy doing assignments?

Was I busy doing something else?

The correct answer would be...

I was busy watching the friggin television!!

Sigh...

Anyway, I just started doing one of the many assignments last night..It was an individual essay so it's pretty much simple. I finished typing in like 15 minutes. Stupid. If I know it was that easy, I would've done it earlier so that it won't bother me now. LOL

And now I'm left with two assignments left, both group, both different groups. Huh.

I just wished all of them are individuals.

find him!!

LOL

It's a huge buzz now, and there's actually a reward for whoever finds him.

He's now called 'rose boy' since they didn't know what's his name.

And if you (flower boy) happens to stumble upon my blog (which is unlikely), feel free to contact me so that I could get the reward money. Thanks.

You have my e-mail.

Updated: he's been identified as Harvey something. Damn. And they found him (duhh)

Bye Michael.

A tribute to Michael Jackson. Your talents will always be remembered. (This video is cool because Naomi Campbell's in it)

Goodbye.....Michael.

I wanna watch HM again!!!

YeAy!!!

Finally I get to watch Hannah Montana: The Movie today!!!

Although we were late and there's complication with the screen thing, I don't regret watching at all!!

The storyline is great, Miley Cyrus is great and the songs are great!!!!

Hahahaha I'm a huge fan okay. Literally HUGE. hahaha!

I love Miley Cyrus!! Although I don't like the fact that she kissed some other guys on screen. But whatever, it's just acting. LOL crazy jealous.

To HM haters, go die!! hahahah!!

My Rating: 100/10

LOL

For the record, I didn't cry okay!!!







Okay I lied. Maybe I did cry a little. But it was so beautiful!!! The song I mean. Oh and her. haha!

LMFAO OMFG ROFL. Like literally!

My new indulgence. A dirty one. hahahah!!





























There's more. Sigh.

Anyway if you noticed, there's an insult for Suzuki in one of the videos. hahaha!!

John, I know!!

haha!

I know why you said my blog posts are like essays and too 'British'.

Probably because I don't abreviate like some of you guys did.

I don't substitute you with 'u' and such.

That's why it seems so formal.

But I used a lot of slangs okay. And my writings looks very conversational. What I typed here is exactly how I would say it.

So there you go. haha! And one more thing, I don't surf porn on my PSP okay. Besides, I don't pay for porn on the internet. The PSP kept changing hands among my friends so if there are really some unsightly websites there, it's them surfing and not me. I just can't stress that enough considering I'm the owner of the PSP. Huh

What to do during 2 weeks sem break...

Hmm..

I asked my mom if I could go to HongKong, she said it's fine. But somehow I'm kinda scared of the H1N1 thing and the fact that I have to be vaccinated first before travelling.

So that's pretty much a turn off.

Thank god Crazy Sandy will not be going back to Sabah. Yeay! We both planned to go to Genting for a night. Feel free to tag along as it would be much cheaper if we shared rooms.

And after that (if we're still not poor), she wanted me to accompany her to go to Langkawi. OMG there's nothing there but I just wanted to go buy tax-free wine. hahaha!

I think that could only cover 1 week of the 2 weeks break! Hmmm probably I'll go back to Sabah for like 3 days or something. My brothers been calling me to come back to cook for them. Aww... The first time ever I feel touched by them (usually they're a pain in the ass!). LOL

Assignments and Exam

I wanted to do assignments so bad! But it's a group assignment, and to be honest I'm very individual. I like to do things my way, not because I'm too proud, because I'm afraid if I fail in group assignments, they will fail as much as I would.

To my groups, I'm sorry if I'm not the best team member. Because I know I'm not. If you feel like I was a little (or a lot!) bossy at times, feel free to slap me. I don't mind.

Well the bright side is, you'll know not to pair with me again in group assignment next semester! LOL

I Heart Me

Please come to our event....!

Organized by FICM March 09 students.

There will be free drinks (with conditions!), games (electronic!) and music (and probably movies!).

Please support us, and we also have our own t-shirt for sale! only 50 available! And it's friggin cheap!!!

Venue: Taylor's University College PJ Campus, LT1 and B1-01-06
Time: 11am to 4pm
Date: 24th June 2009, Wednesday

I need you

to help me shave!!

LOL

It itches like hell!!

Urghh usually 'someone' help me do this.

I need that 'someone'

Poison?

Okay so I was chatting with Nicole and suddenly my housemate knocked on my door, twice.

WTF!

He was like,

"erm, do you wan to eat pizza?"

I smiled and declined nicely. Probably he puts poison in it.

hahahah! OMG here I am, people trying to be nice, and I'm the Cruela Devil.

Sigh I just can't trust them. By the way, one of them looks like Suzuki. A fatter version anyway. hahahah!

The Horsemen

Okay so this is definitely a weird movie. The storyline was messed up, but I know why I didn't understand most of it.

It's basically about The Four Horsemen of The Apocalypse, as stated in the movie. The story revolves around a grieving detective whose wife was dead years ago. And the key to finding the killer is in the Bible.

Since I don't read Bible, I didn't understand what's The Four Horsemen of The Apocalypse is all about. Something about the rider of the white horse will lift up the veil and the apocalypse begin or something. Sorry if I get it wrong, like I said, I don't read Bible.

This movie is also similar to the Saw series. But less blood. LOL

The combination of actors are amazing, Dennis Quaid and Zhang ZiYi. It's nice to see another Asian girl gone evil. hahahah!

My Rating: 8/10

Since I can't sleep...

OMG I did something crazy. Not like crazyting but something else. LOL

I created another blog. OMFG stupid.

I have four blogs to maintain now!! LOL

This particular blog will be different from the rest of my blog because it's in full Bahasa!

HAHAHAHAHAH!! I warned you it was crazy.

here's the link:

http://sayadanbahasa.blogspot.com

OMG even the name is cheesy. LMFAO I can't stop laughing.

I couldn't sleep..

Can't stop thinking about the I Heart Me campaign this Wednesday.

We have no venue, and I think nobody was even enthusiastic about the event.

If some of you disagrees, I say bullshit. If you really are enthusiastic about the project, show it! Don't make some silly argument saying that I don't know what they are thinking. I'm not a mind reader!

Whatever. I think this is gonna be pretty dead. I'm not gonna put high hopes into it. If it'll become successful, then great. If it's not, I'm not gonna say I told you so. Because you guys know I'll say that. And that's good enough.

I'm not trying to crush down anybody here but let's face it, nobody mentions about the event anymore. You have to admit, the Project Managers didn't even call for any meetings anymore, and that's 3 weeks until now before the project! And there are TWO project managers. Sigh.

Besides, it's not just their faults. It's mine too. For not working hard enough. For being a pessimistic bitch. For complaining a lot. For bitching behind their backs. For stating the obvious. For slacking. Are there more? Just comment here. I don't mind (actually I do and I will hate you forever but none of that matters now).

Blame me all you want for posting and embarassing 'them' here. I don't even care anymore. Yes it's my bad for letting everyone knows how sucky they are as project managers. YES IT IS MY BAD. In my defense, I didn't mention any names. So those in class will be the only ones who knows.

God knows how much trouble I got into the last time I mentioned names. Huh

Dollar value meal??

Okay I know this is kinda old, but this video of Tina Fey on Sarah Palin impression never failed to make me laugh. I mean seriously. Watch it. If you didn't at least giggle, then shoot me in the head.

Oh embedding is disabled so you're gonna have to click here.

Megan and Liz

No, it's not Megan Fox making out with someone.

These are the videos of two of my favourite YouTube singers! They're both awesome, pretty (underage!!!) and they're twins!

Check out their videos. AWESOME!!!!

Fired Up!

This is Bring It On with a twist.

When I say twist, I meant more hot girls.

And when I say more hot girls, I meant more tits.

This movie is funnier than all Bring It On(s) combined, and the choreographies are awesome. The great choice of soundtracks are an added advantage.

Worth downloading, worth watching. Oh and I'm loving the tagline,

"2 guys, 300 girls. You do the math."

My Rating: 9.5/10

17 Again could kiss my

ass.

I have nothing against the movie. LOL. I just feel like typing that title to make Efron's fans cry.

The movie was good overall, I laughed most of the times because of the cheesy scripts. But...

The camera movements and angles could suck my cock!!

Even when Zac is not talking, or it wasn't his turn to say anything, the camera still focuses on him. WTF??

This movie will only benefit girls. Guys, steer clear of 17 Again. Watch it only with your girlfriend or your girl-friends.

My Rating: 6.5/10

Which is more addictive?

Restaurant City or Blogging?

Since I stopped RC for almost a week now, I would have to say I'm addicted more to blogging.

Look at my archives!!! Almost 80 posts in a month! And I updated 6 times a day!!!!

I have a life okay! I just feel that my readers would get bored if they have to read the same thing over and over again..

Not like I know who's actually reading it.. LOL

Help her

My MTV blogger entry

Rate me!! Click.

sexdrugsmoneyscandals

Being an artist means you get the hottest girls, the biggest house, the shiniest cars and the best drugs?

I don't think so.

Those are the myths exploited by the media saying that artists need to have all this to become a qualified success. They could kiss my *** for that. Artists are suppose to be passionate in what they do and think about fame later. But there are also some artists who is already famous, but did something to defame(is this a word?) themselves like having lots of cosmetic surgeries and molest some kids, and I'm not even referring to Michael Jackson if that's what you think. LOL

Anyway..

There are some perks in being an artist though. You get free clothes (and branded ones too!), free parking (erm, I heard this from a friend) and you no longer have a need to own everything (because you can easily get them?). If there's one thing that's hard to get eventhough you're an artist, it's getting the Hannah Montana concert tickets! My god those tickets are difficult to get! But worry not, let's just call the radio station and get(or win?) one.

Speaking of Lohan, have you heard Ali's new single? LOL random

It seems that artists in Hollywood (or in any other part of the world) are in the abstinence club. Yeah right then I am in the weight watchers club. Sex is the best exercise ever (not that I know so much about it). If what they're saying is true, you know, about not-having-sex-before-marriage thing, I don't want to be an artist. I'll just be a blogger, which I think is still the same. Sigh.

One more thing, I can't understand why celebrities doesn't like scandals. It's free publicity. Except if you had sex and taped it with a cheap night vision camera or you purposely shaved your head just to look like one of the bodyguard in Jerry Springer's show then that's pretty bad. But at least you don't have to wear panties anymore and keep changing boyfriends! Wait, I think some artist already did that. My bad!

Oh oh I left out the most vital detail! DRUGS! I believe every artist should smoke pot or on crack because they could make a serious music when they're high. Don't believe me? Ask my neighbour Amy. I think she's been in and out of rehab but her songs are awesome. I forgot what her last name is, I think it's almost similar to Swinehouse? Naah, that's not it.

If after reading this you wanted to be an artist, then go ahead! But don't do drugs, unless you really really REALLY wanted one.

MTV is searching for a blogger!

Winner will get:

1. Monthly allowance of US$500
2. Cool Puma apparel
3. Invitations to exclusive MTV events
4. Interview opportunities with industry movers and shakers
5. Preview and try out new gadgets
6. Full press privileges and access as accorded to an MTV staff

Application due 30th June 2009.

Off to write!!!

Pizza fiasco

Urgh my mom texted me saying she received her Visa bill from April this year. (wtf June is almost over and she just received her April bill??)

Since she didn't use her card that month, she guessed that I was the only one using it. Not that I bought something out of the ordinary but, that month was the month I spent a lot on foods. Pizzas, to be exact.

I ordered a MYR 1015.90 worth of pizzas that month alone. OMG!!! hahahah!!! My mom wasn't upset that I spent so much on pizzas, but she's mad that my blood pressure will go skyrocketed again (the last time I checked, it was 162/110). Oh she also mentioned she would disowned me if I get really fat. WTF

Sociopath

Okay this is really freaky. I was watching The Oprah Show about some sociopath and it was creepy!!!!!

Just minutes ago I googled the word 'Sociopath' to find out more. I was so mesmerized by the show because I'm interested in Psychology and since Sociopath is in the same category, my mind start wandering. Sigh.

I found out a test that could determine whether you're a sociopath or not, AND I AM A SOCIOPATH!!!! LOL scary.

This test might not be true, but it's fun (OMG I think I am a sociopath because I just said it's fun to take test about sociopath since the result shows I'm one.)

So take it guys! Just 2 minutes of your time.

The Judges

Would you be able to stand in front of these judges?


The one with the cap: Simon Cowell (The vulgar version)
The one with captivating smile: Kara Dioguardi (The same pose version)
The one with the smerk: Paula Abdul (The not-so-sweet version)
The one with the half-Japanese look: Randy Jackson (The white version)

Shit I'm doomed!

I'm speechless.

Have you guys received any e-mails similar to this (I made this up):

My name is Clark Kent (pseudonym) and I'm one of the lawyers handling a big case regarding the Minister's son will. The family owns a total of 10 million pounds and I was told to hide it out of the country to avoid corruption in the family. I need your help by providing your bank account number so that I could transfer all the money into your account and after the case is resolved I will get it back from you. I will give you a total of 20k if you help me just by doing this. Please reply to the e-mail as soon as possible. Regards.

OMG it was something like that but not exactly. LOL. Anyway, since I received a lot of e-mails like this, I was planning to trick them by providing my UK bank account number since I never used it (and because I owed £200 with the Lloyds TSB-the bank). haha

This e-mail hoax thing was like months ago and that was when I was still in UK. So today I suddenly feel like checking my account online and there it was!

Your account balance: £500, 000
Last Updated: 2 months.
Your O/D: nil

What am I going to do??? I'm afraid the FBI's gonna do a check up or something. Probably the money is from the terrorist!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!

Cruz!!

LOL I remembered the other day we talked about the rubicks (is this the correct spelling?) cube whether it appeared in FRIENDS or not.

I told you there was! You said the cube never made an appearance in that show! LOL this was weeks ago and I still remembered.

It was in Season 5, episode 16 where Joey thinks that he's in love with Monica, and where Phoebe discovered the police badge, and the day Ross tried to bring his new couch back to his apartment.

The dialogue goes like this,

Chandler: Man, I cannot solve this thing (holding the cube)
Monica: Yeah, because it's not 1985!

See!!! I told you so!! LOL

To haters, again!

OMG why are you guys so fucked up? What did I even do to you?

Just because I blogged about flizzardo and you become like that? LOL you're lips are probably numb with all that flizzardo's ass kissing.

and please don't spam my cbox. I didn't spam on yours and please return the favor. And Sean? You're not invited here. Go fuck your mom or something. I don't even know you idiot!

I just don't understand how could you be fucking up my blog when I did nothing to you. It's not like I blogged about you. Or do you want me to because voila! This is JUST FOR YOU.

Haters could go fuck themselves already. You're even too pussy to provide your link, or at least e-mail. God, pathetic bitches. I fucking hate your guts.

Don't go to her house!!! LMFAO

I'm not gonna say whose, and don't ask! hahaha

OMG she's super scary with her story today!! hahahah! I was stunned.

But in many ways, it's not her fault. It's the MAIDS!

OMG I don't even dare to tell the story here because the Indonesian Maids Organization will beat me or her up. LOL

Rickroll'd

I wanna post a video that is really funny, I almost peed. Seriously!

But I'll do that later. You guys have to watch it! It serious funny shit!

And no, it's not the normal rick roll video you've watch where Rick Astle(whatever) sang 'Never gonna give you up'.

I couldn't upload the actual video I wanted to show, but this is pretty much the same anyway.

This is hell funnier! ROFL

Allison and Bob

We had to a sketch today about Allison and Bob. I was Allison's dad, Suzuki was Allison (no surprise there), Joan was Allison's mom and Carmen was Bob. Oh and John became the Chinese food delivery guy! Funny!!

The first minute was funny, when all of us except Carmen were in the toilet and I let her outside with no script. haha!

I think our 'spontaneous' script was funny but nobody laughed. Probably it wasn't clear. People only laughed at 'physical' funny, you know, when somebody do something crazy or stupid. Ours was all 'dialogue' funny. Sigh..

Anyway Ms Mary told Carmen we got maximum marks? WTF does that mean? hahahaha!!

I wanna see Kent's acting!!! They said it was funny!! I want to watch!!! LMFAO

Thanks!

Okay I got super hits today from superwantanmian.

I don't understand why do I get so many hits from his blog? haha! Nick I owe you one, for driving traffic to my blog.

Who stuffed their sweaty armpits in other people's face??

Ew I just watched this gross TV show about two dudes (who seem gay because they live alone, together *hint Bert and Ernie) who would always bet on doing crazy and idiotic stuff.

So today they challenge one another about not using their arms for 3 days or else there will be humiliation time WTF!

And so this guy lost and the other guy was exercising(wtf).

He was actually making his armpits sweaty to make it grosser. OMG and then to my horror,

he stuffed his hairy, sweaty armpits in his friend's face, IN THE MOUTH AREA.

*pukes

DiGi Speak Up Malaysia

Anyone interested in joining this contest?

Just blog about how would you make Malaysia a better place to live?

LOL I would say, nothing because it can't be. hahaha Joking!

I know, I know!

Instead of Genting and Sunway Lagoon, why not a Disneyland?

Oh oh and porns should not be banned! hahaha!

One more thing, DO NOT cut any sex or violent scenes in western movies because well, just DON'T!

Erm what else?

Oh, eliminate 'organization' that prevents bloggers to voice out their opinions.

WTF!!

OMG this picture was taken by Johnny the Mommy fetchy boy. hahah! Seriously this picture is the retard of the retards! LOL insulting own pic. Whatever. I can't stop laughing!!! OMG WTF LMFAO ROFL!!!!

Pretty! ROFL



*picture removed due to obscenity. Plus I couldn't stop laughing everytime I open this.

Go to hell Shawnz whatever

So what if I'm hooked on flizzardo's bait?

Why do you care so much? Are you like, in love with him?

Besides, why are you reading my posts and then posting it in Lowyat forum? I don't even know you, you sick son of a bitch.

Do me a favor, don't visit my blog. Seriously. Oh but you did help me get 100 hits from the link you posted in Lowyat.net. Thanks for that.

Now leave!

Was it 'ho throwdown'?

Haha I'm insulting Hoedown Throwdown, and Miley altogether. Damnit I love Miley. And Cruz, I'm not a loser okay! I love her!!!! LOL

I learned hoedown throwdown today! Yeay!!!!

Pop it, Lock it, Polka dot it
Countrify it, Hip hop it
Put your hawk in the sky
Move side to side
bla bla bla
slide

HAHAHAH I forgot the rest of the lyrics! But the dance was super fun! I wanna go practice.

Click here for the dance moves (just to those who really want to learn or wanna find out how cool this dance is!!!) LMFAO that last statement does made me look like a loser. hahahaha!

To Joan...

After you left, we went to eat Taro balls at SnowFlake! hahahahah That is why you don't leave early!

Before going, Suzuki told me taro balls are made from pork and that 'Taro' in Japanese is pork.

God how stupid was I to believe him! hahahah! Suzuki would you like to shit easily? I tell you! haha!

Anyway, we all went to eat taro balls and it was amazing! Why have I never eat this thing before? It was heavenly (not really). Wow it rhymed! lame

I ordered the Bestseller whatever it was actually pretty cheap considering the huge serving!


Oh and me and the guys planned to go to Taylor's ECA in Subang Jaya every Wednesday and Thursday because it was super fun. Besides, there's a lot you could do! And now we could finally go to the gym because it's free! Gonna get that muscled arms I always wanted! LMFAO

whatever you want to call it

I've created a whole new blog dedicated to super bitchiness. Finally a blog where I can bitch talk without worrying anyone would read and I could mention their names in it too!! YEAY!!! Well except the ones I might invite. LOL

Anyone who wants to read it, feel free to drop your e-mail in the comment box. NOT IN THE CBOX!

And any requests through word of mouth will not be entertained. hahah!



To haters, so what if you don't wanna read my blog? Just fuck yourself. Seriously.

Can I be vain and self-absorb for a while? Thanks!

We asked Mr Chandra if we could join his Group 1 tutorial on Tuesday because me, John and Suzuki would like to compare the difference between our group's tutorial and theirs.

We went to Mr Chandra when he was having his tea and he said yes! We didn't even tell him what's the reason but he was glad to see us so excited.

Group 1 told us that Mr Chandra rarely smiled in their tutorial and it would always be gloomy or somewhat intense in during the class. They said it's boring even!

But when the three of us were there, it was different! The class was cheerful, and most of us were active and actually very attentive. Unlike some people who I think contribute to why Mr Chandra was so uptight before. LOL

The next morning I was supposed to have the same tutorial with him but I didn't go because I overslept. They told me that Mr Chandra was upset and was rubbing his forehead out of tense. Probably he's upset because I wasn't there.


LMFAO VAIN!!!!!

To them..

I hope you guys the best of luck especially to V because S can be such a handful sometimes...LOL

And S! Don't be too attached and don't upset her!!! I'll kill you if you do so! LOL

Toast, to (weird) love/like/whatever

Just when you think your day could get more worse, SMILE….

 

Brought to you by Nicole Chin. smile :)

To bad impersonators out there..(not referring to anyone in particular, but you guys know who. LOL)

Change the Will Ferrell to Russel Peters and you get bad impersonation from Nicole Chin (a new friend of mine). And she's ugly. LOL

Sigh..

My internet connection has finally been restored. I'm gonna update like never before!! *although this post might be shorter.

Last night I went to Pyramid to buy something (and I was actually alone. Pathetic) and I found out I'm already a celebrity. haha!

Well celebrity seems a bit much. There was this one group of Chinese people came up to me and said they read my blog. OMG! They recognized me from my cute slightly retarded photo up there. LOL

To you guys whom I met, keep reading my blog. And thanks!

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Now college bitching.

I talked to Sandy before posting this up and she actually has some pretty vital insights on the problems occurred in college now. So I'm just gonna confront him/her this Friday to discuss my dissatisfactions towards him/her. But I'm serious when I say this, if I hate that person, I will REALLY hate him/her. sigh..

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On a completely different situation, I feel ike I owe this one particular guy an apology. I always called him a loser and everything but you have to know I didn't mean it. If anything I found you quite easy-going and nice to hang out with. Otherwise I wouldn't hang out and talk to you, right? LOL. Besides, he's actually a really smart guy! I just found that out today. Damnit how embarassed I was! I know I misjudged you, a lot! LOL. So yeah, I'm sorry for the loser and pussy comment. It's still half true though. LMFAO

Need I say more?

Dear flizzardo....

Seriously why are you such a bitch? Are you even really a high class socialite? You have a really poor face to me. You're an idiot, and your mom sure did a lousy job raising a pig. Oh I forgot, your mom is a slut. Why do I know this?

Your father must be a Datuk or someone with high power, right? Then that makes your mom a Datin. If you're so stupid to even understand this I don't know what else to say. And you know what Datins do when they're husbands is not around? They fuck. They find some low life poor bastards to fuck them. And they get paid. I don't even know who's the prostitute here. Probably your friends have fucked your mom before. I know you knew this, because it's the truth. A typical Malaysian, narrow minded ( i mean your mom).

You talked about having all these branded stuff, but do you know you have psychological problems? All the things you bought is a symbolic of loneliness. I think you have no friends at all. True friends at least.

And you're not even that rich to me. If you are, why are you here? In Malaysia? All the socialites went to school overseas! They even migrate there! I guess you're the poorest socialite ever lived. Pity. And don't even tell me you're being supportive of Malaysian education because that's bullshit! I know you're poor, deal with it.

Even I started to think I'm more rich than you! When I was studying in UK, I lived a posh life. I never told anyone this before (because I don't like to brag, well, kinda) but I once gave a tip of £30. Convert that in MYR and I bet you can't even afford to give it away as tips. And you mentioned you said MYR15 is cheap for a jockey? It is TOO cheap for me. I paid MYR300 just for a car jockey before, and still too cheap. I wished I could pay more. And I'm serious.

For your information, all the designer stuff you bought here in Malaysia are all crap and cheap knockoffs. Even the ones you bought in Pavillion? God. You shop there? Seriously? I would kill myself if I have to shop there, let alone in Malaysia! I shop in Europe and in the States because I have my own personal shopper there. You? You shop yourself! Which is funny to me! haha.

I just wished you'll be shot by that photographer whom you took his picture and post it in your blog. Judging by the picture you took, you brought camera as well! Because the resolution was great and it's not pixelated. Obviously you brought your own camera for that. One advice? Just keep sucking your dad's cock so that he could keep giving you money. Obviously he's paying you to do SOMETHING. Now go!


Ops my bad. You actually STOLE the picture from one of my friend's blog! OMG now I know you well. You actually ARE poor! You don't have a camera of your own! Why? Daddy didn't like the way you suck cock? Awww poor flizzardo...

BITCHING TIME!!!!!!

I decided not to post it because it was too harsh. sigh

Stalker?

I walked in to the elevator, he walked right after.

He was sweating, back from gym I guess.

We both stopped at the seventh floor. My floor.

I walked right in front of him. He followed. I was like, "Is this dude following me?".

I reached my door. He stood behind me. Sweats dripping from the tip of my hair. I waited for a while before unlocking the door. SHIT! The padlock wasn't there! I immediately opened the door and he said, "Are you staying here?".

Of course I am you blind baboon! And then he told me he just moved in.

LMFAO my new housemate.

He'll only be staying for less than 4 months because his company is relocating him from Penang. I had a nice chat with him although I had to withstand the sweaty Chinese smell coming out of him. hahahah Sorry I'm being racist.

I'm not that sorry because he WAS sweating like hell. The 'Chinese' part, yeah. WTH

I smiled

I was really bored so I went to check out my college mates blogs.

You might say, "what's the big deal? We do that everyday."

But today, I actually check out their previous posts. Posts before I even met them.

I saw a huge difference! Which made me smiled.

There was one blog (which you have to figure out yourselves) talks about what's happening in Hollywood. I was like, okaaaaaay...I did not expect this from her. LOL. And I compare it with the current ones, posts when I've already met her. There's a huge difference. She didn't talk about Hollywood anymore, but instead more to serious stuff. I smiled.

Another blog I read was funny too. I read his post from last year, I LOL-ed hard. It wasn't funny, but the pictures and the way he describe was kinda silly. haha! And the way he writes now is so much more better than last year. And this was after he met me. His writings is more like, well, mine. I smiled.

And this other dude. His previous posts made me say OMFG! The hair, OMFG! The way you write is fine. But to compare it with now, I prefer now. And I smiled.

I didn't get to check others because I was bored after reading from three blogs. huh.

Chili Cheese Burger

The best burger I've ever tasted!!!

Succulent beef grilled to perfection, topped with double cheese and a generous servings of chili with beef.

The size? More than enough!

Available at Carls Jr.

And cruz, it does not taste like curry at all! haha!

Something nice about last night?

Oh I get to dance the hell out!! haha!

OMG Yoong Min is a good dancer. And Sandy! OMG you bumped your ass on my dick a few times! You even grabbed them! Thank god I didn't get hard. LMFAO

Who else was I dancing with...?

Oh Suzuki! haha! Well I did say from the beginning that you're a good dancer so no surprise there. Except that last night wasn't your best move!

Nick? Need I say more? You were busy taking photos while we're dancing! Damnit!

Oh oh and with Hee!!!

Both Michelles, OMG! Dancing on the bar! hahaha sexay!!

I danced with her too..

sigh.

Last night was...uhm...okay?

That was a hell of a party!

We went clubbing (or so called clubbing) at Helo Bali in Pyramid last night to celebrate Michelle S and Eunice's birthday. Sigh..So many things happened..

People being mad at each other, mad at self, mad at someone, wanted to smack others, ignoring people, getting drunk, ordered too much liquor, getting home...I feel bad.

Why do I feel bad again?

Everybody has something to be depressed about. I don't. Looking at them I was thinking, " Why are they doing this?".

I just don't know. Their problems are becoming my problems. Not that I have to, but I wanted to. Last night I went back, thinking how to solve their problems. Each and everyone of them. I was worried. People might say, just take care of my own problems. The truth is, I don't have any. Even if I do, I'd just ignore it. Because I know, it'll be resolved.

Everything happened for a reason. I'd have to agree. If you know you have problems, try working around them, not against them. Be sensible and try to think for yourself. We are all grown-ups now. I'm not gonna point fingers because everyone knows what they did. Probably we just need a healthier lifestyle.

I hope you guys are okay.

Anywho..

To YOU, go fuck yourself! Yeah YOU! I don't like you to begin with anyways. You motherfucking, cocksucker! BURN IN HELL!!!!!!

Okay, that was random.

DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE

All the cast, director and scriptwriter should be shot or hanged to death because of this film.

This is the worst vampire film ever made in century! Hell, this is the worst FILM ever!!

I wanna cry just by having flashbacks of the film. It was so ridiculous!

There were no storyline, soundtrack sucks (except the one in credits) and the actors? Fuck them!!!! They acted like shit. Even shit is insulted if compared to their acting!!!

The cheesiest line I've heard in this movie,

" She's trying to find her way, her way back home from the other side of the looking glass."

Who says that stuff?? I mean, we're not in the 20s okay!! Fuck I hate this movie!!! I hate it! I hate it! I FUCKING hate it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And the computer graphics?

It looked like it was added and edited using Windows Movie Maker!!! STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!

WHOEVER LIKED THIS MOVIE IS EITHER A RETARD, AN IDIOT, OR A RELATIVE OF THE DIRECTOR!

The most idiotic movie in the movie-making industry! Even the movie 'Idiocracy' is not this idiotic!

My Rating: 0/10

Coraline

The scariest most creepiest animated movie I've ever seen. Must watch, bitches!!!! hahaha

Oh and the detailed graphics were awesome shit!




My Rating: 10/10

there's no way I'm not gonna blog about this! LOL

My phone rang. It was some Maxis number. I tried to pick it up, but it lasted just a while.

And then another rang. It was the same number. I want to accept the call, but again, it lasted just a few seconds.

It rang one more time. I managed to pick it up in time. Guess who it was?

SANDY!!!!

LMFAO!!!

The first thing she said to me,

"Why you didn't pick up my call ah?"

I was like wtf! hahah! It only rang for a few seconds and she blamed me!

I'm still trying to figure out what she said after that. I can't understand!!!! hahaha

Anywho....

My Astro is here!!! yeay!!!!

Penelope

Okay we watched this during IHC class.

I was planning to download this at first, and thank god I didn't!

The movie had a good intro, but it gets more ridiculous as the story goes on.

I mean come on! Reese Witherspoon is suddenly there? WTF!

Don't get me started with the curse! FUCK!!!

Oh and the guy is actually from Atonement, not Tru Calling (James McAvoy). My bad!

The butler? They should've just let him leave without turning into an 800 years old witch wtf!!!

The setting is also confusing! The clothing says 1940s, but it's actually current. GO TO HELL MOTHERFUCKERS! Whoever did this movie should be shot.

My Rating: 5/10
(It should be zero but since I like Christina Ricci, she gets my vote)

Push

Downloaded Push from torrent. Good thing I got the DVDrip version. I'm always lucky. haha!

I am so loving Fanning's and Evans's acting here. My new superhero movie! *nope, still like Claire Bennett.

I like the fact that they shoot this in Hong Kong. I kinda like Asian girls as villains. So creepy and funny looking.

Oh and Camilla Belle? Seriously? Her? They should've cast another hotter actress like .... I have no idea. But Camilla Belle sucks. Remember Jill from When Stranger Calls? hahahahah that's her! She doesn't know how to act!!!!!! Fuck her! Although fucking her seems to be a good idea....

My Rating: 7.5/10
(it should be more if Camilla isn't here)

Adam Lambert, again!

I know, I know. What does Adam Lambert doing here again?

Well for most of you who didn't know, the day I posted about Adam Lambert, my unique visitors went sky high! It was more than 1000 visitor that day alone!!!

So here it is now, again. A video of Adam Lambert and Kris Allen. They're having sex!! OMFG!!





Okay Adam was actually making a joke about how he likes being on top of Kris Allen while they were having sex.

Oh was I wrong again? Sorry I have to really watch and listen to the video again! LMFAO

-RC Update-

Restaurant City should be banned forever and ever!!

I've tried to log in and failed, for two fucking days!!!!!

Die bitch , DIE!!!!!!


I missed my restaurant..sigh..OMFG obsessed!

Powder Blue

Where else can you see Jessica Biel dancing sensually with her upper body exposed?

She portrays a stripper whose son in a coma because of some disease. At the same time she tries to find herself, her dog and her father.

Ray Liotta plays Biel's father who can't seem to admit that he's Jessica's father who was locked up before she was born. Trying to correct his mistakes, he visits her at the strip club and bought her two pairs of tickets to Paris.

Forest Whitaker plays a former priest who got engaged with some woman but also kill her in a car accident the same day they were engaged. Feeling very lonely, he tried to find some low life gay prostitute to shoot him with a $50, 000 as a reward.

Lisa Kudrow is a waitress who's been divorced after 13 years of marriage and she tries to ask Whitaker out on a date.

Some lame guy whose face is beyond ugly and works as a coffin seller. he founded Biel's dog and return it to her, but manage to lure her to fuck with him since he's never had sex before. WTF this guy doesn't deserve to fuck Jessica Biel okay! He's so damn ugly. Ew. And he looked like he's dying wtf!

This movie is a 2009 movie which never made it to the cinemas as it was a straight-to-DVD movie. Worth to be downloaded!

My rating: 9/10

Nothing to blog..

This essay won me a 2nd prize in Oxford’s scholarship program. What a braggart! hahaha so what! (although it’s not really good. looks like a high school essay.)

 

What Education Means to Me

Written by: Azhar Ahmad

Education teaches us to think differently and how to apply them in our daily basis. It also helped us to make the right decisions. I don’t believe that we need to be educated about everything because most of the things we learn do not have anything to do with our life. My teachers never explained to me why I need to learn about algebras and that whole other thing because I can’t seem to imagine where and when I can use them except in examination rooms. But that was way back when I was just a kid who knows nothing about education let alone life. Now I feel like there’s really nothing wrong about learning even it had nothing to do with our life. We would have the benefit of knowing more than others and that is an advantage. I never once passed my algebra but I definitely learned a lot from all my failures. What education means to me? Knowing more even if it has nothing to do with our lives but we still want to learn is education. It depends on how each individual use the knowledge.

I learned that educated people has only one goal in life, that is to get better jobs and probably everything to be better. People with no education has no specific goals but they are goal driven and will keep on searching until they really found what they wanted. That’s the one thing that I experienced in my education so far. Education also teaches us how to reach our goals in various ways. That is why I wanted to take this course so that I could pursue my education in degree, masters and whatever comes after that. I wanted to become an educator myself so that I could teach all the people in my country who can’t afford to be educated.

This scholarship is really important to me because I don’t want my family to suffer just to get me to better school. This university is the most expensive and better than any school I ever had. The tuition fee when converted in my country’s currency can reach up to more than MYR 100,000. Logically, that amount could even buy me an expensive car! I feel that if I win this scholarship, it would benefit my family the most and I will definitely gained satisfaction because I finally managed to reduce their problem financially.

With my education, it will be of benefit to others a lot more than I do because I planned to educate other people who cannot afford it. Rather than gaining lots of cash to educate, I would be just as comfortable to teach for free for the unfortunate people. I will do anything to help those people if I really have the power to change the education industry at its best. Learning will never be as expensive and I hoped to achieve my goals with the help of my friends who has the same goals as mine. I can’t put this in words literally but I really feel that I will and I can achieve my goals as long as I worked hard for it.

Pursuing my education this far had taught me to be positive and see the world on its brighter side. My whole life has been so great accompanied by my family, friends and my educators. I hoped to give back what they had given me because I am really grateful for what I have received so far and I know it will keep on going better. I hoped to be considered as one of the finalists in this competition and thank you for giving me the opportunity to participate in this scholarship program.

Shit motherfucker!!!

Okay that was only because I just managed to go online less than 5 minutes ago. My mom forgot to pay my Celcom bill. sigh.. My mom can't be helped anymore!! Mom, let me have a job so that I could pay myself!!!! Stop spoiling me!!!!

In the closet

Apparently somebody was acting as if he’s in a closet, waiting to pounce on his ‘victims’. hahah!

 

Had super bitch talk yesterday about two person. We focused on them because they’re actually the most annoying ones. Huh. But to be frank, I hate ‘him’ more than ‘him’. hahah! Only people who was there knows!

 

I just don’t like you because you’re the most insincere person I’ve ever known. When you open your mouth, all I hear was ‘Look at me, I’m the greatest person ever. I’m good looking, rich and have it all. But what you don’t know is I’m a low life son of a bitch who just can’t stop bragging.”

 

No, it’s not who you think it is. It’s somebody else.

 

Please do everyone a favor by shutting your gaping hole. At least you would do ME the favor. hahah!

 

But even if you do shut the fuck up, I would still hate you because you deserve it. I don’t even like you to begin with!

"Haiya, dis one no need dish one."

WTF!

That was my phone call to the Astro dealership not a while ago. He asked if I live in an apartment or a house. He said if it's apartment then there's no need to put the Astro dish because they use this special major controller thingy *I don't know, I don't really listen with his broken english.

Anywho..

Yeah I will be getting Astro tomorrow! Finally my mom lets me to subscribe to Astro. 7 months of TV will end sometime this week. haha!

But I don't think I'll be spending much time being a couch potato anyways. I really don't like Malaysian programs. So bitchin'. haha!

But I do miss those comedies in Star World! Or did they change the name already? You know, since I haven't watch Astro in like ages!

Thanks again mom. Now you only owe me a car....

Which you suppose to give me that first, then the Astro. LOL either way, thanks mom!

I should tone down my arrogance!

Which is impossible. Sigh..

Anywho..

We got our IMC Assignment 1 marks today. I was quite disappointed with the marks. Which is why I e-mailed Ms. Thaera about that.


I refreshed 10 minutes later...

She replied my e-mail! Nice and quick!

She said the contents was good, but I didn't exactly follow the instructions.

What she asked for was to put articles from a different online news and another different printed news.

What I did was, put articles from two different online news.

LOL my bad. And I did not answer the questions properly. I was basically spinning and didn't get to the point, which what I'm always good at. LOL

After she explained that, I felt relieved! For that many mistakes, I still get 10% out of 15%, which is good I guess.

I should be thankful!

Anyway for those who find it hard to log on to BB7, here are tha marks. And I could already guess who got the high marks in Group 1. LOL

			15%
No.	Student No.
1	0903K67784		10.00
2	0903K72277		4.00
3	0903K72337		11.00
4	0903K72007		11.00
5	0903K72307		11.00
6	0903K69177
7	0903K72127		9.00
8	0903K72483		11.00
9	0903K72344		8.00
10	0903K72437		6.00
11	0903K72414		3.00
12	0903K71896		12.00
13	0903K72303		8.00
14	0903K72349		10.00
15	0903K72360		8.00
16	0903K71750		14.00
17	0903K72488		8.00
18	0903K72200		13.00
19	0903K72287		9.00
20	0903K72228		11.00
21	0903K72292		5.00
22	0903K71898		7.00
23	0903K67375		8.00
24	0903K72416		11.00
25	0903K72481		8.00
26	0903K67045
27	0903K71946		6.00

No.	Student No.	Name
1	0807K69048		8.00
2	0903K72822		7.00
3	0903K72702		10.00
4	0903K72734		9.00
5	0903K72899		10.00
6	0807K67644		9.00
7	0807K67958		8.00
8	0903K72882
9	0903K72795		8.00
10	0903K72765		7.00
11	0903K72888		6.50
12	0903K72764		6.00
13	0903K72512		6.00
14	0903K72489		6.00
15	0903K72112		10.00
16	0903K72735		10.00
17	0903K72753		8.00
18	0903K72873		1.00
19	0903K72673		1.00
20	0903K72600		11.00
21	0903K72830		12.00
22	0903K72829		6.00
23	0903K72912		8.00
24	0903K72812		5.50
25	0903K72738		8.00
26	0903K72743		7.00