Showing newest 21 of 71 posts from May 2009. Show older posts
Showing newest 21 of 71 posts from May 2009. Show older posts

Which is the airport again?


OMFG we went to the wrong airport! Actually, it wasn't even an airport that we went to! Fuck Langkawi.

My mom's friend (which is also our driver) dropped us off at the wrong location. He was sure he dropped us off at the airport because it looked the same. Yeah right. The airport is so much bigger you blind old man! hahaha!

Anyway, my mom's friend is being a wise-ass. My mom asked, "Is there any river here in Langkawi?". Her friend replied, "Nope, I don't think so.".

Few seconds later we passed a huge river.

Only a Samurai sword can cut the tension in the car. LMFAO

Next time, drop your friggin ego and stop being a know-it-all, would ya? You'd do everybody a great deal by shutting up your enormous mouth which by the way, you should consider breath mints. Or brushing your teeth!

Dayum!

How dumb is this guy?




Click here for the video. Unfortunately it's too big to fit in here. Fuck!

Pitbull's a nice guy okay! hahah!


-Quick Update-




My blood pressure went skyrocketed!!!

169/98



I forgot one other thing!


I saw Linda Jasmine when I went shopping. OMG her son is so cute!!!!

And Linda in person is so much more beautiful! Although she looked fat..



*I googled her and she's actually pregnant. hahah!

Unlimited shopping my ass!


I went shopping today and my mom promised me an unlimited shopping spree. Sounds good? You bet!

Unfortunately, I'm in Langkawi. AND ALL THE STUFF I WANT ARE NOT HERE!!!

This is the worst day of my life! This is just the same as not shopping! Although I did buy something, but it's only a fucking earphone! wtf! hahaha *because people kept complaining my earphone sucked. Then use your own, dumbass!! hahahah

I didn't realize how small Langkawi is. We rent a car to go around places and guess what? We finished driving ALL OVER THE ISLAND in less than two hours! OMG

OMG my mom bought RM 300 worth of chocolates! And she didn't wanna give me one.

Whoa!!



Restaurant City has new updates!!! So cool!!!!

I'm impressed!!


8 hours earlier…


On my way down from 7th floor of my apartment, I noticed something sticking on the walls of the lift. It was vomit. An actual, fresh vomit. It doesn’t smell so I’m not that bothered. By the looks of it, somebody had been eating fried rice. ew!!!

I arrived early at the college with Hui Shan because we both had to do the ECS thing. And speaking of the ECS thing, I watched Gossip Girl for the task! I didn’t know that I’m gonna like GG so bad! Even the pilot episode made me wanted to see more! Damn pilots! I know I’m like a year behind but it’s not unusual for me to like something that almost become obsolete (like using MSN or Windows Live Writer!) LOL

After doing that, we had our ECS project meeting and Candice was not around. Hmmmm I’ll give her a break. Besides, Suzuki was there to ‘handle’ us. hahah which I dare to say he FAILED miserably! Sorry Suzuki, I wasn’t in the mood to express my ideas because I was too busy thinking of fucking something else.

Suzuki, about your thing with you-know-who, don’t let it linger too long. Try sending signals. If you can. LOL I’m not underestimating your manliness okay! You can do it. Just stay straight, and cut your goddamn hair!!!!

Oh oh me and Cruz watched this episode of FRIENDS where …………… I forgot what it was!!! OMG short term memory loss!!

I had to leave them early today because I had to catch a plane. As I mentioned in my post which is 2 weeks ago I think, my mom forced me to go to Langkawi. I hate domestic travel. Don’t get me wrong, it’s just too hot here in Peninsular!! LMFAO

Since I have nothing to blog about…..


Pictures!! (I’m not a good photographer like Nick so pardon my amateur-ness)

 

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Pictures are taken here

 

Blackpool, England

 

Okay I’m so excited trying out WLW!! Why have I never used this before? Oh yeah, I don’t use Windows Live until recently!

I’m trying out Windows Live Writer


Okay so I’m posting this using Windows Live Writer to see if it’s any good.

 

Testing……

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Oh my first watermarked picture! hahaha!!

 

To all power bloggers out there, this is absolutely a MUST tool. Or I’m just a little late and everyone is already using it? Whatever beyotch!!!

-Quick Update-


I have been exempted from Malaysian Studies class! I'm gonna miss the ........ erm..... the ...... hmmmm...

Oh yeah, I'm gonna miss the gossip session! LMFAO

Banbury Magistrates Court Summon


This was the court summons letter I received from Banbury Magistrates Court in Oxford for driving above the speed limit of 30mph. wtf!! I didn't notice the limit sign because I just drove back from Heathrow and it was already 10pm. Oxford is a huge city but somehow there were no street lights especially in the housing area. But trust me, speed cameras are everywhere! There were actually speed cameras in every 200 yards intervals! wtf!!!!

I hate UK. lol



My favourite dialogues in F.R.I.E.N.D.S


Phoebe: [Right after playing a song in the coffee shop ] If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer

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[pounding a scone]
Ross: Stupid British snack food.
Chandler: Did they teach you that in your anger management class?

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Judy Geller: Well, he better not come by here. He can't see the bride in the wedding dress.
Nora Bing:
As I recall, when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress.
Charles Bing: But that was after the wedding. It's not bad luck then.
Nora Bing: Honey, it isn't good luck.

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Ross: You know, we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human, half *pure evil*!

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Ross: Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-alike contest and *won*!
Chandler: Ross came fourth and cried!

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Phoebe: Hey. Why isn't it Spiderman (pronounced as spider-men)? You know, like Goldman, Silverman.
Chandler: Because, it... it's not his last name.
Phoebe: It isn't?
Chandler: No. It's not like Phil Spiderman. He's a spider *man*. You know, like Goldman is a last name but there's no gold man.
Phoebe: Oh, oh okay... There should *be* a gold man!

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Chandler: The only way I would've said six would have been if I had said, "Let's meet at seven, not at six."
Monica: The only way I would've said seven, would have been if I had said, 'Wow, my boyfriend is such a wiseass... Seven!'

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Ross: I figured after work, I'd pick up a bottle of wine, go over there, and try to... woo her.
Chandler: Hey, you know what you should do? Take her back to the 1800's when that phrase was last used.

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Ross: Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian.
Susan: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise they don't let you do it.

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Monica: Rach, it's the Visa card people.
Rachel: Oh, God, ask them what they want.
Monica: [on the phone] Could you please tell me what this is in reference to? Yes, hold on.
[to Rachel]
Monica: Um, they say there's been some unusual activity on your account.
Rachel: But I haven't used my card in weeks.
Monica: That IS the unusual activity.

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Chandler: I can handle this. "Handle" is my middle name. Actually, "handle" is the middle of my first name.

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Reporter: I like that. what's your name?
[pointing tape recorder at Pheobe]
Phoebe: Pheobe. That's, P, as in Phoebe, H, as in heobe, O as in oebe, E, as in ebe, B, as in bebe, and E as in... Ello there mate.

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[Monica knocks]
Chandler: You can't come in.
Monica: Why not?
Chandler: Because, uh, Ross is naked.
Ross: What?
Chandler: Well, I couldn't tell her *I* was naked. She's allowed to see me naked.
Ross: Why does *anyone* have to be naked?

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Monica: Oh my god. How cute is the new eye doctor?
Rachel: So cute I'm thinking about jamming this pen in my eye

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[Joey has packed an emergency kit with food, Mad-Libs and condoms]
Chandler: Condoms?
Joey: We don't know how long we're gonna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the world.
Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that?

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[Reading Rachel's "romance novel."]
Monica: "Throbbing pens"? Don't wanna be around when he writes with those.

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Ross: First divorce: wife's hidden sexuality, not my fault. Second divorce: said the wrong name at the altar, kind of my fault. Third divorce: they shouldn't let you get married when you're that drunk and have stuff drawn all over your face, Nevada's fault.

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And the best one so far......

OH..............MY....................GOD!


Janice!!!!!

Fuck you very much.




I can't load my Restaurant City on Facebook!!!! Damn!!




The fundamentals of being an American


Favourite snack, Twinkies.



After a TV series ended, follow up with a movie.



MUST have an iPod or Zune (yes, only these two)


Always drink wine with every meal (for girls)





Microwave TV dinners are the essentials of family dinners.



You have to already watched Melrose Place


Same with F.R.I.E.N.D.S



You have to know the names of every medication, even the ones you don't use. (and have it all in your bathroom's drawer thingy)





If there's meatloaf, there will be mashed potatoes. (with green on the side)





You have to pronounce it 'Mac and Cheese'




Watched Harry Potter or Twilight? Yeah after that go read the books.



Favourite cereal, Fruit Loops.



Always drink beer with every meal (for guys)



Always, and always use Apple brand computers.



You have to know who the 'Bay City Rollers' are.

I don't know if that's a good thing...


I've noticed something about some of my classmates these past few days. They're starting to sound like me! hahah. Is that a good thing? Let's see

Suzuki for instance. Before this I would never saw him being sarcastic or would cut people's conversations by jumping in the middle of it! hahaha it was so funny when he did it. Well of course, everybody likes him. He's all about being bestfriends with everyone. lol

Anyway, he wasn't like that before. And he would also never say something like, "You should kill yourself" or "fuck you" blindly to people. Well, to me at least. hahah. He even said that came from me! I taught him that? wtf! Oh something he said which I don't know if he's joking or not, but I don't care. He said I'm his idol! hahahaha

Another example, Nicholas@Nick. Two weeks before, his posts would never have something like "Go fuck yourself' or anything vulgar. But look at it now! OMFG! It started to sound like me typing it. hahahah

But one thing I like about his blog is, you could see his transition from high school to college life. Before college started in April, he had less blog posts that he had compared to April and May this year! You don't get it? Shit I need to explain deeply to retard fuckers. Okay hold on.

Let's say he had 10 posts altogether from Jan 09 to March 09. But just in May alone, he would have more than 20 posts! I know he's happy being in college, despite that he would always being called loser, lame, and retard, he knows we didn't mean it. lol

Oh I have another example. Sara Ikmal. She was this goodie goodie girl who probably never said anything vulgar or even say the word 'Fuck' just for the fun of it. haha. But now, she would use the word 'Fuck', but just to repeat it, not cursing. LOL in a month we could see more transition than that.

Anywho..

My college buddies are the weirdest friends I have ever gotten! Even in a week of knowing each other, we already feel like we've been friends forever. It's weird, but good weird.

wtf?

I don't think they will let us back in there!


Okay so today we went to Pyramid (again wtf) to go karaoke in Red Box. Well, not everybody went because the rest wanted to watch movie.

Okay that's not really true. Others who went to the movies came to see us afterwards. There were actually 3 sets of friends who come and go.

First set:
Nick, Joanna, Kent and Cruz. (left at 2.30 to go to class)

Second set:
Suzuki, Ting, Fira, Jovenne and their boyfriends. (left around 4 and went home)

Third set:
Only Steven. LOL (left with us around 7.30)

The ones who stayed from 1pm till 7.30:
Me, Joan and Carmen. wtf!!!

The plan was to karaoke until we die; which obviously we didn't but we had so much fun! We stayed there for more than 6 hours! OMG do you know how many songs are worth our 6 hours singing? I don't think professionals even do this! hahah

Ity was expensive but worth it, especially the buffet! OMFG we just had to add 10 more bucks and we get an all-you-can-eat buffet! And it was nice (probably because we were hungry).

Enjoy the pictures!














Carmen! I had loads of fun singing 'The Way I Are' with you!!!

















OMG look at Joan and her shades. And she said she's not rich. wtf!

















OMG Kent is so hyped up! He's voice is nice! Well, kinda.. haha kidding! It was nice! He had vocal trainings okay! One question, why did you choose so many Simple Plan's songs? lol

















EW! They're putting a condom on a microphone. Actually it was the mic protector thingy.

















Soulful! I forgot what song he was singing at this time...Probably something emo. He's always like that. hahah!

















Lame Nick who never disagrees on what I said. hahah! Die!!!

















Fira and her boyfriend. Her boyfriend can sing! I can't say the same for Fira though. LOL

















He looked satisfied in this picture. And like he was about to jack off! hahaha Suzuki don't ever sit like that again! *actually there was another picture of him being so....him, but I decided not to put it. This is embarassing enough I guess. hahahah!

















The buffet was awesome and there were loads of selections! We became greedy after seeing all the foods! Especially the sushi, chicken stew and cakes!!!!

By the way, one of the foods was labelled 'assorted fried item'. wtf???

















Okay I know I already post up Joan's photo, but look at this one!

She could have the same pose in 100 different pictures but trust me, it'll still look like this! LOL. But me likey!! Joan is super fun!!! haha




The best part was, I get to learn this dance with Joan, Ting, Carmen and Suzuki!!!


College matter


Okay I just read someone else's blogging about college life and I have to agree with him for the first time. hahahaha!!

He has a good point there about some people always wanting to have the easiest course or subjects but when in fact, THERE ARE NO SUCH THING!

I too, hate the fact that some people are trying only easy way out because they suck at the subject. I too, had to confess that I was one of the person he (could be) talking about.

I changed colleges about 4 times between the year 2007 and 2009. 4 colleges in 2 years! I could already have my diploma by now! But instead, I choose to waste my mom's money and my time. But I changed colleges for good reasons though, the first one because it was too easy for me. hahaha I don't even study and my CGPA was 3.6! I was the best student the college ever received because I was the only Non-Chinese who stood out and beat the hell out of their chinese-motherfucking-asses! hahahaha (this is my first college okay, not current).

The second one is when I studied overseas. Okay this time, I had to leave because I was broke. That's it. hahaha

The third one, now this is unreasonable. I didn't stay there because I hate one particular subject whch is MATH!!! hahahaha Math fucked up my life. So because of that, here I am. And I don't think I need to change colleges anymore! lol

Anywho...

My classmates has been struggling a lot this past few weeks because we had our mid-terms. And we get our result today, which 90% of us failed. hahaha. Some of them get emotional, because I knew they had been studying real hard than some people but still get lower than those who didn't study a.k.a me. LOL! No offense to those who feels that I talked about them.

Even some of them wanted to change colleges and was BLAMING their classmates because of the marks they get! WTF! I know we had so much fun these past few months but please do not take it out on somebody else when you failed. It's your own fucking fault if you didn't study. We have loads of time to study at home, when WE'RE NOT TOGETHER so find your own time.

A little advice, you have to be able to separate your personal life and college life. What you do in your personal time is your business. But college is different now. Be sensible, and learn how you can cope with your problems. Your classmates having too much fun? Why must you follow too? You have to think for yourselves now.

Sometimes in class, I would separate myself from the usual group I had just to concentrate in class. I know I'm playful, but when in class it's different. I would always listen. I have this weird thing, eventhough I talked in class when the lecturers are talking, I would still be able to listen to them indirectly. Creepy, huh? LOL

Anyway to those especially my classmates, be patient. That was only our mid-term result. We still have a long way to go and I believe no one will fail any of the subjects. But I can't say the same for Malaysian Studies though. Nobody was even listening to the lecture. And if they were, they're just kidding themselves!

LMFAO

Hotel room or Hokkien Mee?


Being a loyal customer to Tune hotel, I knew I was gonna get their newsletter everytime they had promotions. Which is good, since I don't use any other hotels except for Tune hotel. Why Tune hotel?

Many people said that it's not convenient because it does not have any TV or some shit but who cares! When you're staying in a hotel, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSE TO LITERALLY STAY 24/7 IN THE ROOM, YOU FUCKFACE! hahahahha

Okay Tune hotel is the cheapest most comfortable hotel you could ever find. And trust me when I say this, I once stayed in the hotel for 3 weeks (yes! 3 fucking weeks!) and it only cost me less than RM 200!!! WTF!!!!!! CHEAP AS HELL!!

If you check my login page in Tunehotels.com (not that you can unless I show it to you), you could see all my records of previous stays in Tune hotel and there are loads of it! From December 2007 until March 2008 alone I literally stayed there every week!!! At that time I was in KL to settle my UK entry visa thingy so I had to come to KL almost every month from Sabah! wtf I was alwas jetlagged and tired because of all the jet-setting. Even before that I already came to KL a lot to visit my friends who studied here and just to CELEBRATE THEIR FUCKING BIRTHDAY! hahahahaha

That's how good of a friend am I. Even when you're somewhere far, I could come to you just so I could comfort you. huh I hate being nice AND evil at the same time.

OMG this is getting out of hand. I actually wanted to blog about Tune hotel's advertisement! haha. It's very interesting and may I say, BRILLIANT!


*click picture for best view


What's the price of Hokkien Mee again?


p/s: For Tune hotel, please sponsor me!!!!

Creepy guy!!!!


There's a creepy guy outside with a stall full of fruits.

And by 'outside', I meant my restaurant.

And by 'restaurant', I meant my Restaurant City's restaurant!

LMFAO!!!

I just noticed there's a guy outside my restaurant selling fruits or something. wtf!!!

I clicked on him, and he's trying to sell me his fruit (the actual ones not 'fruit') hahahaha!

WTF the son of a bitch tried to rip me off!!!

10,000 for an apple!!! ONE FRIGGIN APPLE!!!!! Die!!!

Bacon was even sold at 7000!!! Rip off!!!!

Still, Restaurant City in Facebook is getting creepier.....

RM 144.50


Okay that was the amount for my DiGi cellphone bill for the last two months. Not bad huh? Since I started college, I didn't even text or call that much. Before this I could use RM150 a month just because I was bored. LOL

Anyway, that was also the amount my mom was supposed to settle today with DiGi but she didn't so my line is still barred from texting or calling. wtf! I need it for my ECS project. I need to call all the sponsors!!!!

Speaking of sponsors, I manage to get Red Bull's attention to sponsor our event. They seems interested so I'm just gonna wait for their call. If they didn't call tomorrow, I'm gonna follow-up (that is, if my line will be disbarred). Damn

Anywho, today we had 3 class! That's 6 hours worth of class! Damn! Received my IMC test results and I got 12/25. WTF! hahahaha I know that's low but 90% of us failed okay...LOL that's not something to be proud of...

We still have our assignment 1 (which I think I did really great!) and another assignment coming up. Oh not forgetting the final exam too. So basically I didn't fail. Not yet at least. But I know I'll pass with flying colors (LOL I dared to post this up confidently here my friends are gonna think I'm bragging) (eventhough I was)

Oh IHC class at 2pm today was painful. I was sleepy and my eyes were really heavy! Not because of the lecture, but because I didn't sleep for like 2 days already! I still haven't been exempted for Malaysian Studies so have to study for mid-term tomorrow. Son of a bitch! Burning the midnight oil again tonight....huh tired!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmm this reminds me, Nick and Suzuki had a little problem in their domestic lives. LMFAO!!! During ECS I saw Suzuki was raging mad at Nick because Nick kept slapping his pussy (wtf!) Okay I made that up. Nick kept slapping Suzuki's arm or whatever so Suzuki get all annoyed and scolded Nick!! OMFG!!!! I didn't know Suzuki could do that!! hahaha Nick's face was red. Thank god nobody's watching except me and Kent. LOL lucky us!

After IHC class ended, Nick was attempting to mouth-kiss Suzuki! Awwww they made up! Cute couple. hahahahah Okay I was joking again. Nick told me he wanted to open Suzuki's mouth to smell his breath (wtf!!!!!). That's not exactly a good excuse Nick. Besides, it's still sounded gay!!!! hahahahahaha Nick you fag baboon! I ruined your life. LMFAO!!!!

Sorry to Suzuki and Nick for bullying you guys. I promised I'll just bully Nick after this....

Doubt


This movie is so intense, you'll literally sweat.

Basically this movie tells a story about a nun who confronts a priest after one of her subordinates told her that something peculiar has been going on in her class.

One of her student, who allegedly been sexually abuse by the priest. The boy, who was black, hasn't been proved that he was indeed abused sexually but this particular nun knows what went on behind those holy cloak of his.

This movie has no ending whatsoever and the title 'Doubt' really match the movie as there were only doubts and no outcomes of the accused. One of the best movies of 2008 led by Meryl Streep, Philip Seymour Hoffman and Amy Adams.



My rating: 8.5/10

p/s: That's just a poster. I don't mean to offend anyone with it. This is what the poster looked like. LOL
 
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