I mean WTF, right?


Urghh my conscience is killing me not to post this here because she might read it. But what the hell, I won't expose the name (but I'm sure you'll find ways to figure this out).

This girl irritates me a lot. I read her blog, and all her posts are bogus! And also, SUICIDAL.

She mentioned a lot about not haviing any friends, so she's fucking lonely and all that crap. I mean, WTF right? In order to make friends, you need to TALK to another human being first. And that, ladies and gentlemen, she did not do. In fact, she blamed her collegemates (us) because we never engaged in a conversation with her. FUCK YOU. We DID try talking to you but it stopped merely at the first hello (probably because you're kinda scary). LOL joking.

She did mention she didn't know how to talk to us because of the language barrier (she didn't really know how to speak fluent English) but that's a total bull! I have encountered lots of people who has terrible English but they kept going because they have confidence. People didn't learn to speak English fluently in a day. Even I took almost 12 years growing up to even learn to speak fluently. 12 fucking years!

One other thing, she mentioned that she got offered for an interview in a local Uni but didn't actually get it because listen to this, she was pranked by her brother! hahahahahahahahaha (this is a mean laugh, you know, the ones like the bad guys did in movies). And she has the nerves to accuse us of not getting any offer from local universities because we're in private college.

Frankly speaking, if I do get offered into public school, I won't go. public schools are the same as community college dude. It's a pity offer for those who have no financial aids (and some, might be smart) so that they could get proper education. So fuck you, your offer is not even real dumbass. (although I was never actually offered....hmm..LMFAO)

Okay THAT was a little mean.

p/s: no photos of her here because I don't wanna drive my readers away. LOL that was bitchy.

Why do I get the feeling


that all of my friends (as well as I am) have this sort of uncreative and blocked mind aura to not do the assignments? I'm used to be great at this, hell, I killed almost in every assignment! This time I feel so tardy and well, I procrastinated. This is not me.

I hate exams and I hate mid-terms but assignments was always my thing.

Is it because of the never-ending outings with my collegemates that's making me too lazy to even drag my body out of my bed? That's not logical.

I need logical excuse so that my mind could forgive me and unblock my creativeness (OMG! I sounded like a hippie on crack, and getting laid). LOL

I won't blame the assignments though, because I've done it before. Probably even harder than this. For example the movie review, I've done tonnes of movie review before in a 4000 words essay! This one? It's only a fucking 1200 words essay!!!!!!! You could see how blocked my mind is (although I already did finish typing it) but it's not good enough!

The 2 weeks news trace assignment? Hell I did a 5000 words essay for a 6 weeks news and the worst part? It has to be a local news and guess where I am at the time? In fucking UK! I don't have any time because I was juggling works (and a needy cousin) plus I was always broke. But in the end, my tutor was impressed.

I want a taste of that victory again.

LOL I actually bragged a lot in this post. People say I could be arrogant, I say' "FUCK YOU".

We'll see....


Well I'm glad some of my collegemates have read this and didn't get offended. Actually this is not that bad. My previous blogs was a little too much bitching so I have to tone it down a little (I still love you guys for you to hate me!). LOL

But just in case, I can be a real pain the ass with all this comments and somebody might just be pushed to the edge of the rooftop...hahahah!

Read 'em and weep....





Okay I didn't manage to post (or bitch) about all my classmates because I don't have all of their photos. Even the ones I used here were stolen from somebody else's blog. So don't think that you're special for making it to my blog (although don't be insulted). LOL

Don't take it personally about what I said(or typed) because that's just who I am. Plus there are just some things that's hard to speak up face-to-face so here it is!

Apologies in advance (I didn't meant it). LOL

And some other.....


Phew my blog is going to be full of my collegemates pictures. But still, they're too different from my previous friends. I'm just itching to bitch about them! (some in nicer ways, while some...don't get your hopes up) LOL.

This is Sim Jia Kent@Kent


He's like a brother from another mother yo! (he said this in his blog as well) LOL. He's really different from any other chinese (there's this chinese stereotypes that I've been using since I hated them long time ago). He's actually proud of knowing someone that comes from Sabah or Sarawak because he's been to Sabah and has experience the 'kampung' life itself! Although he did went to the rural part of the state. I can't stress this enough that Sabah is not a kampung and it's actually more developed than Kuantan, Pahang! (sorry people in Pahang, this is sooooooooooooooooo true) IN YOUR FACE! hahahahah!!!

omg I didn't bitch about Kent, did I? Let's just say he's negative side has not been discovered yet. (good luck with that Kent)

Nicholas@Nicky, Dicky, Hairy (LOL)


ROFL! This is guy is funny on Facebook. He would call himself a lametard or something similar to that. hahah! Why do I emphasis on FB you say? We never actually conversed in real life! hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. We did say hi to each other but that's fucking it! We clicked very well (more if you please) in facebook. We would spam on other people's pages and talking smack about others. It was fun. Oh one other thing, he's an amazing photographer!

Okay do you realize I didn't bitch about him either? That's because we never actually talked in the real world. Kinda like a parallel universe or something (this doesn't make any sense).


Adib@Adib

hahahah! He's always having fun especially in class. He's not really that funny (it's true) but because of the way he talks, people would laugh at him (yes, not with him). I don't really now him much to bitch more but he is a nice guy to hang around with (although I wouldn't because he smokes!). hahaha

Michelle L and Keith


There's no need to point which is Michelle and which is Keith, right? Unless you have a stick up your ass and can't tell the difference. So this Michelle girl, she has the longest legs and also super hot (allegedly,LOL) and she works as a part-time model. Although she didn't look like one now in the above picture, don't blame her for that untreated root hair of hers(if you're gonna color your hair, make sure you stick to re-color the roots when the original color is visible). Don't start hating me because I'm honest (actually you could, but I don't really care). She is a funny girl and also smart! Yes, S.M.A.R.T! I have no idea that she's one of the world scholars in Taylor's! Well she just got short-listed for the interview but still, impressive! And oh, stop wearing the leopard hat. It looks tacky.

Now Keith. We don't really talk much but he's a cool guy. I first met him when we were in a same group during orientation day (where we made a lame cheer) and almost all of it were his ideas! What annoys me is that he can be sometimes have no self-regards for other people (as am I). If you were in Ms. T's class you'd know (it's just that one time and I think he regretted it).


Joanna and Vanessa
From the (my) left is Joanna and the (my) right is Vanessa (I'm sure you guys know anyway). I like Joanna's full name, Joanna Stacey Pinto. It's really unique and I also found out that she's half-Portuguese. Yikes! No wonder she's stunning! She has this pregnant lady glow (I'm not implying that she's pregnant) because her skin is amazing (nice job, God). hahah. We don't really talk to each other much and I actually just started getting to know her last week!

Vanessa my Chaba sister! hahahah (it's an inside joke). She's the only girl I know (of her age) that actually wanted to go to the gym! Quote; " she wants the abs yo!". haha. If I didn't know any better, she could be self-conscious at times. You could still prove me wrong. Plus she's really hardworking so points to her if she kicks all of our asses during exams!

The two


These two chinese people are my (new) friends and they're like the super cool Chinese I've ever met.

they don't judge, they're friendly and best of all, they have a thing (well used to) ((or at least that's what I thought)) (((I could be wrong, right?))) ((((okay now I'm just messing around to see how long I can do this)))) (((((apparently not long enough))))) ((((((I should stop now))))))

Was that annoying? I'm sorry (bitch).

This is Carmen


Okay her eyes are seriously like that on normal basis! hahah! Sorry I insulted you but it's true. She's still a hot babe though. She has this really whiny tone when she talks, and it kinda grows on you. She could also be a bigger bitch than I am (sometimes), but like I said; I ain't hating it. hahah! Plus she likes to hug me like a stuffed bear. damn it!

And this is the infamous John Lim@John


We are like two retarded brothers because we would always come up with funny conversations out of thin air. Most of them are vulgar so don't even bother to jump in the conversations! hahah. Plus he's dating this hot babe (who is actually our classmate) and he won't stop yapping about her. Can I say annoying? haha. And oh, he taught me this Malaysian-Chinese slang because I have this weird UK-American accent so he's trying to Malaysia-fy me by doing so. and I started to notice everybody else is trying to teach me new slangs everyday. I had this accent since I was a kid, man. It's going nowhere!

College!


Everybody seems to be talking about their college buddies so I wanted to talk about them a little. Just to spice this blog up a bit, I'm gonna elaborate about them as far as I know.

First up, Syafirah@fiera!

She's the only Malay girl I know that doesn't like Malays! It's not like she hated them, but there's just something that she (we) both feel like is wrong. I should know, I'm half-Malay as well. She has great smile, contagious laugh and a pretty face to match! We clicked the moment we get to know each other during a brunch at KFC! Although she could be a real bitch sometimes. LOL. Plus, she doesn't make fun of me about the fact that I'm a Sabahan because let's face it, Peninsular people has their own imaginitive perspective about where Sabahan live or how do we go to school. Fiera's really cool. Did I mention we clicked like no other?

Sho Suzuki@Suki

My half-Japanese and half-Chinese buddy! He's like a little brother to me because he would hug me and says nice things about me (okay, real brothers won't do that but it's nice to have someone like him around). Although he's a little annoying in class sometimes (actually ALWAYS!!!). LOL. Other than that he's a great guy, in a nerdy way.


Joan Kong@Joan

Ahhhh...The person who coined the "Welcome to KL, bitch!" quote. It's so bitchy, and I liked it! She could sometimes be misinterpreted as being snobbish (at least I do) but she's actually a really cool person (not much). She does look like she's about to kill someone (not in this picture) and we would always have this little fights. That's our thing. LOL. I think the only thing I like about her besides her killer face (literally, ROFL) is her dressing! She dresses to kill! (that sums up the face thing). Kidding


Jovenne Lai@Jovenne


The hot bod Jov. She has a killer body! LOL. Don't get me wrong, I am still a heterosexual guy, aren't I? Okay back to the safe zone. She is probably the friendliest, quietest person I've ever met. That's an impossible combo but she rocked it! haha. The only one thing that gets on my nerves (sometimes) is that she's not much of an eater but when she's hungry, she could lick my plate even! Damn!

Jin Fatt@Cruz


We first talked when we both had to walk home from Sunway Pyramid. He's a Sarawakian hence we clicked just like that. He could be quiet sometime, and that is kind of annoying, hahah! He loves music so much, you have no idea how much! (what does that even mean right?). He has this awesome skull guitar and he has a knack for cooking as well.

Sara Ikmal@Sara

She's a girl with her own point of view. She socializes well and always stepping up to the game. I knew her (just her name) since orientation day when she volunteered to be in charge of the freshman's group for Mass Colympics (this dumb event in our college) tickets. She could be frustrating sometimes with her own opinions and all, but when it comes to retarded mind games; she could go on like there's no tomorrow!

Every man for themselves



This is what I thought of some of my friends. No offense, but it's a fact.

Okay okay


Finally managed to get all the things in my chest out. I should've done that weeks ago when they were discussing about the project.

R.O.A.R

another Taylor's students project will be held in June 2009. I was glad because this is my thing, event management. I have my share in organizing event before, a big one which I was really proud of. Seeing these kids(my classmates because they're 2 years younger than me) finally get a taste in organizing is really fun. Unfortunately for the high-powered leaders; who originally appointed themselves without someone opposing, is really frustrating.

all they did was bitch about each other and tried to make everybody feel guilty about not doing their own jobs. What can I say? Amateurs. But no need to point fingers, I'm here to help (I'm not an expert, but experience taught me well). The project managers had no clue to what teamwork really is. They kept on saying in every meeting, everybody must discuss amongst their groups and let them know about budgets and stuff. I mean we are not precogs (google the meaning dumbass).

What they should've done is, we need to help each other no matter what area you're managing in or what rank are you in because this is what teamwork is all about. Instead, in the meeting they gave prominence to the design of banners and shirts but forgot about the schedule and activities that was supposedly to be the main attraction for the project. How dumb could this asses be? apologies for that because I know you guys are not dumb, but you guys are not that bright either (so am I).

Enough bitching. I have an event to plan! Off I go.....

Some things are better left unsaid.


And apparently some things are better heard of.

Today I've encountered my other half, emotion-wise. This year I'm a little bit more intact and personal than I have ever been. The last 19 years of my life has been nothing but self-loathing and had always been walked-over by others. Now that was all behind me, I feel more secured and powerful than I could ever imagine. If you met me 5 or 7 years ago, I was this quiet, weird boy who only talks when being asked. But now, my new friends in school said that when they first met me they thought I was in a gang or didn't like to socialize. Breaking the barrier, I told them that was actually a strategy I needed to observe other people first.

They went blank.

I could be intimidating to some people and I hated that. People say I'm arrogant, but that's just who I am. There are people who are truly arrogant and I'm not one of them. People have to have everything in the world to be arrogant and I don't. I had a few friends back who told me that I have a 'rich' look. What the fuck does that even mean? They don't believe me when I had to drop out from a university when I was in England for 6 months because I had no money to pay the fees. I resent having people said that I dropped out because I feel like it. I have my share of changing colleges four times but that doesn't mean I LIKE doing that. There's just some things going on in my life that I haven't really figure out yet.

Having said all those things would probably make me one of the most vulnerable person ever lived. I have tried not to make it obvious. I guess I do have my moments around people who don't really know me well enough. Me making jokes and being sarcastic is actually a feeling of insecurity and probably one of the lowest point in my life.

But, I don't need to change. I'm already a perfect version of who I am. Now THAT, is arrogant! (And I liked it)

Slippery at the 14th floor


A student was found dead in my condo last night at 9. Apparently he left his keys in his room and went through the side-step through the balcony to access the window. With one foot inside the window, the other just slipped; and he fell from the 14th floor.

The blood stench is still there. Damn it I can never walk home late at night. Before that happened this place is already quiet and creepy enough.

Skating on thin ice.


That was an expression. I am most certainly did not skate on thin ice. Although I didn't know it wasn't thick either. Okay moving on.

I went ice-skating yesterday after waiting for so long. My new friends at the college invited me along to skate so I went, I skate but I did not conquer. Why you ask? I didn't know to skate!!!!

Fuck that. At least I tried once and I will never, NEVER do that again. I did almost fall but I didn't. I landed on my left foot dragged in front of me while my right foot stretched outwards. Are you imagining how's that even possible? Well don't! It hurts!

All I have to say is, I love my new friends in college because we get along really well. Love you guys!

I'm back. With new weapons.


I've been taking a break from blogging for 5 months now and I was thinking, now's a good time for a comeback. Not that I've been a blogger since forever but, after surpressing a lot of emotions I wanted them to be heard every now and then.

My first post was a little harsh, but it happens. I'm in new school, new life, new weapons.

Stupidity is not a harsh word. Ignorance is.


I found a new definition to the word 'stupidity' today. I was in my class, wondering my own business (as usual) and the lecturer asked us to think of something that we would like to change or have in our country. I waited a while, thinking of something that I wanted (although it would not make any difference at all).

BAM!

What the fuck was that? There's a sudden wave of questions and answers in the lecture hall. One student asked, "I really hope that the government should let the Muslims change their religion", WTF right? Wait there's more.

"I believe the government should pay more attention in convincing the people that our country is a developing country rather than outsiders think of us as a third world country".

"The Ministers should be properly educated (meaning they should be highly educated) because they only know how to talk.They don't know how to talk the talk, and walk the walk".

"Tolls should be abolished".

"Can't the government stop the over-flowing immigrants in our country? They act as if it's their country".

And the winner is............

"People should be given the opportunity to not have a religion. when we fill in a form, there's always a religion box that provides only four different religion and that's it. I mean, if people were Atheist, they should have a box for that. And you guys knew about the new religion called Scientology right? Yeah them too should have a box."

The last one I think was a Scientologist. Why else would she fucked up like that, right? It was so retarded.

Awesome class, wasn't it?
 
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