I have a pong lenis!

Or was it long penis?

LOL!

Anyway I found this link, which is the 25 most hilarious WiFi network names.

Check it out. You'll be laughing hard.

Oh and they're cool!

http://www.holytaco.com/25-hilarious-wifi-network-names

Blog Updated!

I've updated my Movie Review blog with a review of

The Twilight Saga: New Moon.

Hardcore fans, don't read it!

http://www.reveudefilms.blogspot.com

Don't ask me if I'm alright

Just don't.

I am and will always be alright. I know I seem weird this past few days but it shouldn't be a surprise considering I've done that like a hell lot of times.

I just wanted to figure out what I'm going to do with my life. I don't know why I was so worried before.

But whatever. I'm okay.

I'm fine.

Anyone going to Paypal's Power Up party?

It's just a small party in a small venue.

But they clearly said, "You won't leave empty handed".

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There's going to be cash prizes, goodie bags (you know how I love goodie bags!) and loads more.

Plus, free dinner! hahahaha

I've RSVP-ed, have you?

See you guys on the 11th if you're there.

The Opera, Sunway Pyramid

QUick update.

I know I haven't been able to update my blog due to restrictions in my broadband access. But whatever.

I have a good news for me! LOL!

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I'm a now officially a bartender in The Opera!

You know, the new club in front of Sunway Pyramid. It's freaking huge!

Bye unemployment, hello huge chunk of salary!!!!

Oh that's not the ONLY good news, the manager probably liked me too much, he offered to groom me into their PR in a month!

My current salary is only 1.2k per month, but as their PR?

I could get up to 2.5k a month! WTF

The only reason he wanted me to become a bartender first, is because he doesn't want my talent to be wasted into talking to people.

I mean, he IS right! How could you possibly talk in a club with the loud music and all? LOL

He's willing to be my personal trainer and I quote,

"I seriously took personal interest in grooming you."

Uhm.....

Okay whatever! haha

I'm feeling so nostalgic these days

Not in a cheesy, lovey dovey way!

I kept reminiscing those horror movies that left me sobbing, panting for breath and soaking wet with piss.

It's true. So I searched on YouTube for this so called 'horror' movies that I liked and I really hope you guys could go download these fucking movies and watch them! The coolest horror movies countdown!

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The Devil's Rejects



Halloween (1978)



The Nightmare on Elm Street (Original 1978)




Okay I have more, but couldn't find the trailers or videos of them. The last one is my personal favorite.

I watched in when I was kid, and I couldn't even dare to sleep for days because I was afraid Freddy would come to me in my dreams and rip me to shreds. Ugh

I'm still afraid now, but not the point of pissing in my pants. That was waaaaaaaaaaaaaay back before pampers was invented. LOL

Enjoy bitches!

I would blog if I could but I can't

This is so irritating!

Not only I couldn't blog, but I wanted to!!!

Huh?

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I wanted to upload pictures from my Langkawi trip while making fun of them, but I seriously could not do what was planned evilly.

Everytime I tried uploading pictures, it got stucked and was never uploaded. Bitch.

I have so many wacky pictures to blog about, and like I said, while making fun of them. hahaha

Probably that was one of the curse I brought back from the stupid island.

Didn't know what I meant? That is why I need to blog about it! To explain!!!! Ugh stupid blogger fucker